–You guys, I am so sick of hearing about Donald Trump said this or Hilary did that or whatever about the candidates. They are all a bunch of damn idiots and I don’t think we have a good chance with any of them. #meforpresident
–I would never actually want to be president of this county, I just want someone who is qualified for the job and not a sell out. I don’t think that is possible these days. #sellout
–I haven’t had a pedicure in years. I usually do them at home myself. I think I really need to get one soon so I can just keep up with their professional job. I have been so lazy with my feet over the winter I am not sure there is any coming back. At least the nails are painted? #sendhelp
–I was talking to my mom last night and I kept trying to say the word “anticipation” and it kept coming out participation and I was getting so angry. I basically gave up and said you know what I mean…I was prepared. She just laughed. #cantword
–After a trip to Sephora last night, I realized that I am actually not that terrible at picking foundation shades for my skin. No one can. Seriously, the girl that worked there tried for 30 minutes and we barely got an ok match. I really didn’t think my skin was that rare of a color? I mean….I’m pale. But apparently I am pale with no yellow undertones, I am a cooler pale. But I do have some red undertone. And I am not always the palest color but then we can try 4 different colors in one brand and nothing works. This is not a way I want to be unique. I just want to buy all the fun foundations everyone else gets, damnit! #finickyskin
–I got off the wrong exit to go to work yesterday morning. It took me longer than I would like to admit until I realized what I did. #whoops
–I just realized that it has been fifteen years this month since I graduated high school. Holy shit. #old
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