My husband cracks me up! There is no one I would rather do life with. It has been awhile since I have shared any of the funny shit that comes out of his mouth, so here we go!!
Chris after waking up on a Sunday morning: “It would be nice if Waffle House was on their way here.
Me: ” Umm…They don’t deliver.”
Chris: “I know, and you remind me of this hell I live in.”
I was on my way home one Friday evening and I usually pick up something from one of two BBQ places on the way. I texted Chris to see what he wanted…..this is what I get…..
Please someone tell me, what goes best with New Girl? They didn’t have any Schmidt sandwiches. I brought him home a BBQ turkey plate instead.
Let me paint the scene on this one first….Chris grabs his Dreamcast (an old gaming console system) and lays down on the couch hugging it.
Chris: “Me n bae snuggling on the couch.”
Chris is looking at the weather radar on his phone. He turns it towards me so I can see and says, “It is going to weather out there.”
After getting dressed, Chris comes up to me.
Chris: “Do I look like a douche?”
Chris: “Are you sure? I want people to know me first before they are like, man…this guy is a douche!”
And that is some of the shit that Chris has said lately. You can see more of what he said here. With links to more posts in that post!