Guess what time it is??!?! Chris is about to lay down some wisdom on you all with some shit he said, so get pumped!
Chris: These headphones are the best purchase of 2016
Me: Oh you have them already?
Chris: LOLOLOLOL you thought I’d do 2 day shipping???
Me: You’re the most impatient person when it comes to something you want.
Chris:Yeah that’s why I proposed so fast.
Me: Awe, well I can’t argue with that. So they are really good?
Chris: Listening to these headphones is like hearing music for the first time.
Chris: Mac, you are barking from a basket!!!!
**I look down and sure enough, Mac is laying in the blanket basket on the floor barking like he thinks he is a huge scary dog**
Chris: Doesn’t get more gangster than that!
Looking at Woot
Chris: Oh, that Magic School Bus lab kit is pretty dope!
Chris: I did nothing all day and it was everything I thought it could be.
When we got our new couch, Chris was in the fetal position on the couch and looking a little scared. He says, “I’m like a fish in a new aquarium. You need to put me in the aquarium in a bag first and let me get used to the change before you just set me free.”
Speaking of the new couch, every time Chris uses the power recliner he looks at me all serious like and all I see is this….and I cant stop laughing….
There is someone playing a banjo on TV and Chris says “Look, it’s Banjovi!!!”
We are watching The Good Fight and Julius Cane is on there. Chris says, “Why has no one called him Orange Julius yet?!?!?!” The episode goes on and it turns out he voted for Trump. Then Chris says, “See!!!!!!!!!! Orange Julius makes total sense!!!!!!!!” You know…because Trump is orange…..
You guys, I cant make this shit up. My abs hurt from laughing, reliving all these moments. If you cant laugh with your partner on the daily, you are doing life wrong! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!