Guess what time it is??!?! Chris is about to lay down some wisdom on you all with some shit he said, so get pumped!
Chris: These headphones are the best purchase of 2016
Me: Oh you have them already?
Chris: LOLOLOLOL you thought I’d do 2 day shipping???
Me: You’re the most impatient person when it comes to something you want.
Chris:Yeah that’s why I proposed so fast.
Me: Awe, well I can’t argue with that. So they are really good?
Chris: Listening to these headphones is like hearing music for the first time.
*Mac Barks*
Chris: Mac, you are barking from a basket!!!!
**I look down and sure enough, Mac is laying in the blanket basket on the floor barking like he thinks he is a huge scary dog**
Chris: Doesn’t get more gangster than that!
Looking at Woot
Chris: Oh, that Magic School Bus lab kit is pretty dope!
Chris: I did nothing all day and it was everything I thought it could be.
When we got our new couch, Chris was in the fetal position on the couch and looking a little scared. He says, “I’m like a fish in a new aquarium. You need to put me in the aquarium in a bag first and let me get used to the change before you just set me free.”
Speaking of the new couch, every time Chris uses the power recliner he looks at me all serious like and all I see is this….and I cant stop laughing….
There is someone playing a banjo on TV and Chris says “Look, it’s Banjovi!!!”
We are watching The Good Fight and Julius Cane is on there. Chris says, “Why has no one called him Orange Julius yet?!?!?!” The episode goes on and it turns out he voted for Trump. Then Chris says, “See!!!!!!!!!! Orange Julius makes total sense!!!!!!!!” You know…because Trump is orange…..
You guys, I cant make this shit up. My abs hurt from laughing, reliving all these moments. If you cant laugh with your partner on the daily, you are doing life wrong! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! the headphones one made me laugh so hard
Omg too funny- the headphones lollllll its great to have someone you can constantly laugh with š
Haha my favorite posts!!! So sweet about proposing to you so fast, and laughing so hard about the fish in the aquarium!! HAHAHAH
Oh how these posts make my day! That Chris, what a guy! Banjovi, absolutely love it Bha ha ha, Like hearing music for the first time! You guys have the best weekend sweetie!
Chris: I did nothing all day and it was everything I thought it could be.——OMG I spit my coffee out all over me!! This is one the funniest things I have heard in a long time. thank you for the laughs, I needed them. Have a fab weekend!!
G & I were laughing so hard the other night because he said something so out of character and hilarious that we both laughed for a solid 20 minutes!! That is the best!!
Dying over the aquarium comment!! Also, K is obsessed with Woot! What is with these guys?? Ha.
Banjovi… that’s pretty good. I’ll give him that one.
I just watched that Austin Powers movie this weekend so I can appreciate that funny even more.
Hahah these are awesome. I love all these posts š
Aww the new couch. LOL
Orange Julius is too funny! I can only imagine how hilarious it was watching Chris curled up on the couch. You can’t make that conversation up!
Hahaha, he’s hilarious! I’m glad you write down the stuff he says so you can continue to laugh about it years down the road.
Banjovi was great..
Teh German had some gems this weekend. They were added to “the log” lol
āIām like a fish in a new aquarium. You need to put me in the aquarium in a bag first and let me get used to the change before you just set me free.ā = amazing
Okay, I need thee headphones!! What are they?? And LOL at Banjovi!!!!