Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

Guess what time it is??!?! Chris is about to lay down some wisdom on you all with some shit he said, so get pumped!

Chris: These headphones are the best purchase of 2016

Me: Oh you have them already?

Chris: LOLOLOLOL you thought I’d do 2 day shipping???

Me: You’re the most impatient person when it comes to something you want.

Chris:Yeah that’s why I proposed so fast.

Me: Awe, well I can’t argue with that. So they are really good?

Chris: Listening to these headphones is like hearing music for the first time.

*Mac Barks*

Chris: Mac, you are barking from a basket!!!!

**I look down and sure enough, Mac is laying in the blanket basket on the floor barking like he thinks he is a huge scary dog**

Chris: Doesn’t get more gangster than that!

Looking at Woot

Chris: Oh, that Magic School Bus lab kit is pretty dope!

Chris: I did nothing all day and it was everything I thought it could be.

When we got our new couch, Chris was in the fetal position on the couch and looking a little scared. He says, “I’m like a fish in a new aquarium. You need to put me in the aquarium in a bag first and let me get used to the change before you just set me free.”

Speaking of the new couch, every time Chris uses the power recliner he looks at me all serious like and all I see is this….and I cant stop laughing….

Image result for dr evil chair gif

There is someone playing a banjo on TV and Chris says “Look, it’s Banjovi!!!”

We are watching The Good Fight and Julius Cane is on there. Chris says, “Why has no one called him Orange Julius yet?!?!?!” The episode goes on and it turns out he voted for Trump. Then Chris says, “See!!!!!!!!!! Orange Julius makes total sense!!!!!!!!” You know…because Trump is orange…..

You guys, I cant make this shit up. My abs hurt from laughing, reliving all these moments. If you cant laugh with your partner on the daily, you are doing life wrong! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!

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  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky March 3, 2017 at 7:47 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! the headphones one made me laugh so hard

  • Reply Emelia March 3, 2017 at 7:53 am

    Omg too funny- the headphones lollllll its great to have someone you can constantly laugh with šŸ˜‰

  • Reply Laura March 3, 2017 at 8:51 am

    Haha my favorite posts!!! So sweet about proposing to you so fast, and laughing so hard about the fish in the aquarium!! HAHAHAH

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine March 3, 2017 at 9:01 am

    Oh how these posts make my day! That Chris, what a guy! Banjovi, absolutely love it Bha ha ha, Like hearing music for the first time! You guys have the best weekend sweetie!

  • Reply Marie March 3, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Chris: I did nothing all day and it was everything I thought it could be.——OMG I spit my coffee out all over me!! This is one the funniest things I have heard in a long time. thank you for the laughs, I needed them. Have a fab weekend!!

  • Reply Biana @ Blovedboston March 3, 2017 at 11:06 am

    G & I were laughing so hard the other night because he said something so out of character and hilarious that we both laughed for a solid 20 minutes!! That is the best!!

  • Reply Audrey March 3, 2017 at 11:08 am

    Dying over the aquarium comment!! Also, K is obsessed with Woot! What is with these guys?? Ha.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo March 3, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Banjovi… that’s pretty good. I’ll give him that one.
    I just watched that Austin Powers movie this weekend so I can appreciate that funny even more.

  • Reply Heather March 3, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Hahah these are awesome. I love all these posts šŸ˜‰

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph March 3, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Aww the new couch. LOL

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis March 4, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Orange Julius is too funny! I can only imagine how hilarious it was watching Chris curled up on the couch. You can’t make that conversation up!

  • Reply Kaitlyn March 5, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Hahaha, he’s hilarious! I’m glad you write down the stuff he says so you can continue to laugh about it years down the road.

  • Reply Teh Megan March 6, 2017 at 8:47 am

    Banjovi was great..
    Teh German had some gems this weekend. They were added to “the log” lol

  • Reply Allison Arnone March 6, 2017 at 11:36 am

    ā€œIā€™m like a fish in a new aquarium. You need to put me in the aquarium in a bag first and let me get used to the change before you just set me free.ā€ = amazing

  • Reply March 10, 2017 at 8:59 am

    Okay, I need thee headphones!! What are they?? And LOL at Banjovi!!!!

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