Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

Another installment of Shit Chris said!!!!

We are watching a Beauty and the Beast remix video and Chris says…

There’s no doubt about it, we will give this guy a like. Maybe he’s doing a thing where he gets 500 likes and he will finally wash his hair.”

Random comment about someone’sĀ  expression…

That guy looks sad that Blockbuster is gone.


While playing Mario…

He’s the asshole throwing animals out of the sky. Where’s PETA now?????


Chris was watching Tomorrowland (music festival) in our basement. He comes upstairs looking defeated…

My sub died. I emailed the guy from Polk Audio “I’m watching Tomorrowland and my sub died. I is sad.”

Me: You literally said “I is sad” in the email?

Chris: Of course.

Funny story, they sent him parts to fix his sub. His email must of pulled at their heart strings.

I was getting dressed for work and trying to find something in my closet that actually fits me.

Me: How do I look?

Chris: Dressy. Do you have an interview today or something?

I am now wondering how I look every other day to make him think this???? LOL

I am making homemade spaghetti sauce on Sunday evening. I have it simmering in the pot while I am in Zoe’s room playing with her. I come out to stir it, and I catch Chris eating it by the spoonful right out of the pot….

Me: Ha!!! Caught you red handed!

Chris: I was just tasting. This is definitely store bought!

Me: Ummmm what the fuck, are you serious right now??

Chris: Huh??

Me: You were standing with me in the aisle when I was getting all the supplies and telling you I was making homemade sauce.

Chris: Oh, well I was confused because it was really good and I was trying to play it down because I thought it was store bought sauce.

Thirty minutes later while we are eating dinner….

Chris: This sauce is really good.

Me: Mmm hmm

He did end up dipping some cheese in it later that night. I guess he liked it? LOL


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  • Reply Laura August 15, 2017 at 10:07 am

    LOLOLO at the “I is sad” – that’s so funny that the actually ended up sending him parts to get it fixed! Hahah.

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine August 15, 2017 at 10:14 am

    LOVE! Mr. Nine asks me this all the time when I’m a little more dressed up if I had something special going on at work that day, ha ha! OK, first three words “my sub died”, I literally jumped to conclusion that it was a substitute teacher from school that died. Your man sure does keep life fun!!!

  • Reply Rebecca Jo August 15, 2017 at 10:54 am

    You know I’m just loving you all were watching something about Beauty & the Beast šŸ˜‰
    … & FYI, I AM still sad about Blockbuster being gone. šŸ˜‰ haha

  • Reply Kay August 15, 2017 at 10:55 am

    hahaha ‘i is sad’… also the wash hair one. Hilarious!

  • Reply Audrey August 15, 2017 at 11:04 am

    Hahahahaha- I love that that email got him some parts for his sub! Customer service probably gets some rude ass emails and his was probably comic relief.
    The sauce thing is 100% how that goes in our house. I catch him snacking and then he has all sorts of things to say about dinner before it’s done. Lol

  • Reply chelsea jacobs August 15, 2017 at 11:13 am

    These are SO funny! My favorite posts haha

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky August 15, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    hahah the outfit comment. that’s how it is here…i’ve set the bar so low that when i wear jeans and a top, people think i’m going out on the town LOL

  • Reply StephTheBookworm August 15, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    “No doubt about it, we will give this guy a like.” LMAO, not sure why, but this strikes me as hilarious… as if it’s a big decision to “like” someone’s stuff online HAHAHA!

  • Reply Lindsay Latimer August 15, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    I love when you do these! He sounds so hilarious – and you guys definitely sound like us when we’re cooking! ha!

  • Reply Bri @ North Star Girl Lone Star World August 16, 2017 at 6:30 am

    Haha I like that he actually said “I is sad” I always wonder what people think I normally look like when they question why I’m so “dressed up” when I’m really not.

  • Reply Stephanie August 16, 2017 at 9:24 am

    I can’t believe they sent him the parts based on his email, that is amazing!

  • Reply mandie August 16, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Oh, the things we yell at Mario. Tee hee! I love these posts of yours, they crack me up. I is happy. šŸ™‚

  • Reply Teh Megan August 16, 2017 at 10:37 am

    RED HANDED! I thought you were going for a pun. I was so proud!

  • Reply Kate August 16, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Haha the picture of him at the top is golden! And I miss Blockbuster too random expression guy šŸ™‚

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis August 16, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    LOL @ the Peta comment and “I is Sad”…too hilarious especially in an email haha! xo Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis

  • Reply emelia August 16, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    lollll the sauce, caught red handed i thought was going to be something about the color of the sauce. oh men! i love these posts šŸ™‚

  • Reply Dani August 17, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    PETA! Hahaha! And “I was trying to play it down…” Terrible excuse! I hope you guys did give the remixer a like, his hair looks gross lol.

  • Reply Danielle August 21, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    These are funny. Love the Peta comment and the spaghetti sauce comments. Too funny.

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