Who is ready for another edition of Shit Chris Says?!?!?! I feel like I should have a lot more material for this post that I do. Clearly I forgot to make notes in my phone and well, my brain isn’t functioning at 100% these days. I don’t even think it is at 50%.
–Chris and his friend J go to pick up BBQ at Landmark and ask me what I want. I said banana pudding, I didn’t want any BBQ or anything. It came in a cup like he ordered a to go drink. Like this…probably the 16 ounce one…The next day….
Chris: Did you eat all that banana pudding????
Me: Um. Yes.
Me: I was pregnant with a craving don’t judge me!!!
Chris: Damn. Last night when I asked for it the guy goes “What size?” And I said “You have the pregnant special?” The guy says “I got you” and hands me that huge cup of it.
Me: Well it was appropriately portioned for my craving.
Honestly it was a lot of fucking pudding. I am judging myself, but whatever.
–We were walking to the register at Bargain Hunt and Chris was carrying a baby swing that was already put together. Somehow it started to fold on him some and it pinched his hand. He was like “help me!!!” And being in a pregnancy brain fog I just grabbed for it not looking at where his hands were and made it worse by pinching him in there even harder. I felt awful. 🙁 Later that night…
Chris: My hand still hurts!!!
Me: I’m sorry baby. I didn’t mean to make it worse.
Chris: It wasn’t your fault, but now I know what child birth feels like.
Me: Yes. I am sure it was exactly the same thing….
–We had an issue with our septic tank and it made a nasty mess. Chris was the one who stayed home while it was being fixed and had the clean up afterwards.
Chris: I guess it is good this happened when it did.
Chris: Well after cleaning that nasty shit, I will have no problems changing our baby’s diaper. It will be like nothing now!!!
Me: Haha well that’s good!!! It was that bad huh?
Chris: I don’t want to talk about it.