Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

It’s time for another edition of SHIT CHRIS SAYS!!!!!

Sh!t Chris Says

To understand the first one, you need to know what child’s pose is in yoga:

–I was down on the floor in the living room doing child’s pose to stretch my back before bed. Chris comes walking through and says:”Are you worshiping the air purifier?”

–After finishing a series on Netflix, Chris looks over at me sadly and says “Netflix giveth and Netflix taketh away.”

–Chris’s latest picture on Instagram. Be sure to read the caption….

–Chris asks me to heat up two frozen White Castle burgers. As I am grabbing them out of the freezer he says, “If there’s anything else in there that can give me cancer, go ahead and warm that up too!”

–We are driving in the car and Pitbull’s song “Fun” comes on. After a minute or so Chris says, “I don’t understand this song. It’s like Beetlejuice meets The Little Mermaid.”

I lost it! LOST IT!!! Because he is right!!! Take a listen for yourself and tell me you don’t feel the same way?!?!?! You have to make it to at least the first chorus break to get the true Little Mermaid feel.


{Edit}I should warn you that if you listen to that song more than once, you may start to actually like it. And then before you know it you are dancing around your kitchen singing along to it and adding it to your running playlist. Damn you Chris Brown!!!! Every song you touch is catchy as hell and I hate you so hard.

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  • Reply Biana @blovedboston August 25, 2015 at 8:38 am

    I need more of these posts in my life!! The first bit about the yoga pose is too funny as is the instagram caption!! xo, biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Kelli August 25, 2015 at 8:43 am

    I love child’s pose but I can totally see how you would look like you were worshiping the air purifier while you were doing it.

  • Reply Katie @Running With Wine August 25, 2015 at 8:57 am

    haha these are so funny. I love the instagram post! And I’m happy to see that I’m not the only person that likes frozen white castles.

  • Reply August 25, 2015 at 9:28 am

    love his sayings! how have i never heard this song? playing it nowwww.

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine August 25, 2015 at 9:29 am

    Oh my gosh, what a riot!!! True, I love that song and Chris Brown may or may not be a mean boyfriend but man can he dance and sing!!! Your hubby brings the party for sure!! And I know you are just as hilarious! I’d love to be a fly on your wall!!! 😉 Happy Tuesday!!

  • Reply Amanda August 25, 2015 at 10:04 am

    LOL @ “bitch, I’m fabulous.”

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says August 25, 2015 at 10:52 am

    The caption is hysterical! Husbands are weird and I’m so glad mine isn’t the only one who says crazy shit.

  • Reply Laura @ Life with Lolo August 25, 2015 at 11:17 am

    Hahahahahaha this is too funny. I need to take better notes of what my BF says because I’m sure his is just as ridiculous, I’m just used to it all the time.

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky August 25, 2015 at 11:32 am

    “are you worshipping the air purifier?” <– I DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA omg made me laugh SO HARD!!

  • Reply Tracy August 25, 2015 at 11:42 am

    I seriously LOL’ed at the instagram photo and caption. Hilarious. I hadn’t heard more than a tiny bit of that song but you intrigued me so I listened and yep, he’s totally right haha.

  • Reply Dorrie @ Rt 1 US 1 August 25, 2015 at 11:56 am

    Bahahaha I think these are some of my favorite posts! Love the little dog pic and caption! That would be exactly what my dogs are thinking! 🙂 – Dorrie @ Rt 1 US 1

  • Reply Mattie August 25, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    These posts always crack me up! That Netflix quote is too true. And I love his IG caption. I have a post like this with stuff Michael says drafted. But I need to start remembering when he says weird stuff–I feel like it happens all the time and they just slip my mind!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    LOL at Childs Pose… my husband gets a kick out of the various yoga moves. They just don’t understand 😛

  • Reply kristen August 25, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    don’t judge me but i don’t want to like that song so i won’t listen to it haha
    oh my gosh i laughed so hard at the Are you worshiping the air purifier? and the netflix. SO true!

  • Reply Katie August 25, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    LOL love these posts! Air purifiers are pretty majestic!!!

  • Reply Laura August 25, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    Love these posts!! His Insta caption is the best!!

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis August 25, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Haha the first one had me cracking up! I love his description of the song. Beetlejuice meets The Little Mermaid is so creative lol

  • Reply Kerry August 25, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    Totally fabulous. I just can’t listen to Chris Brown on principal alone.

  • Reply Lindsay T. August 25, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    THAT INSTAGRAM POST!! hahaha I am dyinggg I love him!

  • Reply Lindsay Latimer August 25, 2015 at 9:23 pm

    Hahahaha! This is great! I think I actually have worshiped the air purifier once or twice… I think he and j would get along well. Both hilarious smart asses!

  • Reply alyssa August 25, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    Hahahha the first few made me laugh out loud! Hilarious captions on Insta animals make me the happiest!

  • Reply Teh Megan August 26, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Teh German and I watched Hercules on Sunday, as the movie was starting (the Disney theme was playing) he said, “That song is at the beginning of all good movies.” It was like he was speaking to my soul, lol. I did get a huge laugh out of it because he knows how well I love my Disney.

  • Reply Allison August 26, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    HAHAHA he’s the best. The air purifier got me. BY THE WAY, I have a post like this on ‘draft’ and waiting until I get a good collection of things my hubby says. Of course Ill refer back to your link for the inspiration!

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