Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

I have had this post in the drafts for awhile now, adding all these gems as they occur. Since I was in a funk, I decided to read over this. One of the traits Chris mesmerized me with from day one is his personality and sense of humor. Chris knows how to make me laugh! I am one lucky lady.

It is about that time folks. Time for another edition of Sh!t Chris Says!!!

Sh!t Chris Says

–We are watching Tosh.O and there is a prom girl web redemption. Basically, she fell walking down the stairs in her prom dress so Tosh has one of those chair lift things for the stairs installed for the web redemption.

Chris says, “That shit drives me up the wall.”

–A Legal Zoom commercial comes on and the dog says always got your back. Chris says, “It’s a parabeagle!!!!” (Get it, instead of paralegal?!)

–I made peanut butter cookies one evening from things we  had around the house because Chris wanted “something sweet.” Chris takes a bite of a warm one out of the oven and says, “This is the best thing you’ve done since we got married.”

–We are watching Pretty Little Liars and Aria’s new boyfriend acts jealous. Chris says, “Someone make him a jelly sandwich.”

–Chris takes a Buzzfeed quiz (he seriously has an addiction to these quizzes and takes them all the time) and it asks to pick a sexy guy to deliver his pizza. Chris says, “These questions are always awkward. Oh!!! Matthew McConaughey, Duh!!!”

–We are watching Grey’s Anatomy and some girl is on. Chris comments, “One of her eyebrows is higher than the other. Brouch!”

–We just scored an awesome find at the thrift store and it was a really good deal too. As we are pulling out of the parking lot, Chris says “We are the ATS Bandits!!!” (ATS is the initials of the thrift store.)

Linking up with my girl Joey today for Stuff and Things.

You can catch more of the shit Chris says here, here, here, here, here, and here! Remember when Amanda used to have Shit Men Says as a link up? Yeah, I miss that!! And her.

PS – The featured image at the top? Yeah, it melts my heart. My two boys <3

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  • Reply Laura April 16, 2015 at 7:59 am

    Haha, anytime someone references ANYTHING from Home Alone (1 or 2, because the rest suck), it’s a good day. And duh…Matthew McConaughey all day every day.

  • Reply Joey April 16, 2015 at 9:23 am

    The rape support group one made me laugh out loud!

  • Reply Amanda @ABrownieWorld April 16, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Hahaha I love the shit Chris says. Giggling stealth like over here.

  • Reply Ralph Marion April 16, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Chris is a special man. Love the guy. I miss being around him. Probably should do a double date one day soon.

  • Reply Tracie April 16, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Shit, I just laughed so hard. That sounds exactly like things that Gabriel would say. I especially like the Galaxy 4 comment.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal April 16, 2015 at 9:46 am

    The galaxy 4 thing – I spit out my tea. I just can’t. Well played Chris, Well played!

    These are all TOO funny! It’s great to have a spouse that keeps you laughing. I know I love mine!

    And totally – Zombies were part of our vows, well mine:
    “I will take you… to have and to hold… in sickness and in health, UNLESS you become a zombie. Then I promise to shoot you in the head. “

  • Reply Julia @ Grace Makes New April 16, 2015 at 9:47 am

    Hahahaha “This is the best thing you have done since we got married” love it! That so sounds like something Adam would say, he’s all about the exaggeration and sarcasm!

  • Reply Pamela @ A Little Glitter April 16, 2015 at 9:56 am

    LMFAO! He is so freaking funny! I love these posts!

  • Reply Restaurant Raider April 16, 2015 at 10:09 am

    LOL! Chris is hilarious.

  • Reply Dorrie @ Bear Den Plantation April 16, 2015 at 10:38 am

    Bahahaha this is great!! Scott says some pretty off the wall stuff, and it always cracks me up. He also talks in his sleep which is SO entertaining. He told me one time that he loved “monkeys” or “mac and cheese” more than me, while he was passed out!

  • Reply kristen April 16, 2015 at 11:08 am

    haha I totally miss Amanda and her link up. Chris is hilarious – wait, Aria has a new boyfriend? hashtag so behind.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo April 16, 2015 at 11:23 am

    The eye brow thing made me laugh because my hubs just told me he never noticed anyone’s eye brows in their life until I started pointed things out to him about people’s eye brows 🙂 haha

  • Reply kathy at real talk April 16, 2015 at 11:56 am

    LOL!! any home alone reference wins all things 😀

  • Reply Ashley April 16, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    Haha these are so funny! I need to remember some of the things Timmy says!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista April 16, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    LOL always love these posts 🙂

  • Reply Biana Perez April 16, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    Brouch…oh that’s a good one!! I love these posts! xo, Biana – BlovedBoston

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis April 16, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Lol @ jellly sandwich! He has some funny one-liners!

  • Reply alyssa April 16, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Hahah that jelly sandwich! Too funny!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph April 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Wouldn’t many of us pick Matthew McConnaughy? I think his answer was solid!

  • Reply Alanna @ Alanna and Co April 16, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    Hahah love it. So witty!

  • Reply Kristin Darhower April 16, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    I absolutely agree with the zombie ecard. Totally necessary!

  • Reply Kerry April 16, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    Always pick Matthew McConnaughy, smart man.

  • Reply ellesees April 17, 2015 at 8:23 am

    very, very punny! 😉 i bet life with him is a trip!

  • Reply Lynsey @ Eternally Wanderlyn April 17, 2015 at 10:09 am

    Haha. I love the stuff Chris says! And he gets extra points for the corny jokes, too – parabeagle! lol

  • Reply Artney @ My Pretty Brown April 20, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Chris is hilarious!!! LOL I’m cracking up at the comment about the cookies! Too funny!

  • Reply Teh Megan April 20, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    drives me up the wall.. bahahahahah I LOVE puns.

  • Reply Monique @ My Foodie Affairs April 21, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    OMG! Chris is HILARIOUS!!!!!! “Drives me up the wall”…… Gotta love it!

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