It is time for another installment of Shit Chris Says!!!
Chris: I hate people who react with the sad face on Facebook. Like what does that even do??? Oh look, 41 people are sad about this post. Two people with hearts. Let’s be nice to the hurricane. Let’s reason with it.
There is horrible music that kids are making on TV.
Chris: This new Nickleback song is awesome!!!
I am making all the animal sounds for Zoe. I turn to Chris…
Me: How do you make an elephant noise?
Chris makes his noise
I do mine
Chris: You sound like a dolphin on dialysis
This is an actual post from Chris on Facebook…
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WELL DONE NADINE! that FB post is hilarious.
hahaha omg, you go girl!
That Facebook post is amazing. Way to go, girl! Hahahahaha!
(And making fun of Nickelback will never not be funny.)
That FB post the other day seriously made my day. You are a genius!
Hahaha I love the vacuum one!
LOL at the vacuum one!! Too funny! These posts always make me laugh.
The elephant noise is the hardest thing ever! Cracking up at the vacuum situation. Smart girl 🙂 Beautifully Candid
lololol on the vacuum. Ugh, Nickleback. lol. A dolphin on dialysis.. 😛 lololol XO – Alexandra
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I am dying at the last FB post. Way to go. That is soooo awesome. I love all the things he said. He is pretty funny!
Cracking up at Chris’s Facebook post! Too funny but at least he didn’t realize your plan until after the house was fully vacuumed HAHA
Oh my gosh you’re a mind ninja working your magic getting him to vacuum the house! I love his comment about your elephant sound – that actually made me laugh out loud! Have a great weekend doll! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
These posts are my favorite, great way to wrap up the week! LOL at the dolphin on dialysis and poor Nickelback! Happy Friday girlie <3
I am totally going to try the vacuum mind trick LOL! That’s awesome! Have a great weekend!
YES! I am so using that vacuum trick and passing it on to my mom! A dolphin on dialysis, bwhaaa haha!
I never have understood the world’s loathing of Nickleback. haha. Everyone is always hacking on them. I could care less either way but I’ve never heard a song & wanted to throw my head through a glass wall or anything.
LOL at the vacuum post. That’s hilarious! I’m glad you have a clean house now 😉 And a dolphin on dialysis…?! Haha not sure I know what it means, but it sounds clever.
haha dolphin on dialysis?? thats hilarious and so is the FB post.
This is my favorite one yet but my godddddddddd the vacuum thing killed me. That is hilarious.
Oh my goodness I was LOLing at that Facebook post!! Good call – I’ll definitely be trying that out as well!!
bahah and what exactly does a dolphin on dialysis sound like?
Epic FB post. I’m totally going to steal this idea! Although I think Teh German likes the challenge of fixing things, so he probably would have taken it all apart just to put it back together and then let me vacuum. Doesn’t matter, I just bought a new vacuum because #newlyweds lol.