Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

It has been awhile since we had an installment of Sh!t Chris Says!!! Mainly because I am laughing too hard to actually remember to make a note of the gold material he produces. And also because some of the shit he says I cant share here in fear that you all would judge me for my life choices. Haha!

Sh!t Chris Says

–We are watching a show and Chris puts his hands up to his mouth and makes a long, weird sound.

Me: WTF was that????

Chris: It’s the douchenado siren

–I grabbed two bottles of men’s scented anti-bacterial soap on clearance at Bath and Body Works. I come out to the car where Chris is waiting…

Me: Here I got you some anti-bac soap to keep in your car. It was on sale for 44 cents!!!

Chris: Awesome, thanks.

Chris proceeds to open it and use some…

Chris: What is this scent?? It smells like I jacked off a 1994 Structure Model.

–A car flies past us on the interstate going at least 100 miles per hour.

Chris: Was that Mr Spacely?

(That’s a Jetson’s reference for those of you too young to have watched the show!)

–We are watching an episode of PLL…

Chris: WTF just happened??

I explain what I think just went down. (Don’t want to have any spoilers if you haven’t seen the last episode yet!!!)

Chris: Oh ok. I was waiting on Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine to solve the mystery.

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  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine March 22, 2016 at 8:21 am

    Oh Chris, who totally looks like a Jam Daddy DJ in that first pic……hilarious!! My husband will love the antibacterial comment as he doesn’t like a lot of my good deal sale scents,lol. And I’m a Jetsons girl so LOVE it!! Keep em coming….

  • Reply March 22, 2016 at 9:00 am

    omg at the siren!! i need to steal that one! what a throwback with the structure reference–gold!!!

  • Reply laura March 22, 2016 at 9:08 am

    hahaha, douchenado!! that’s the best. and I can totally see chris doing that!! OMG, Structure!!! that is too funny!

  • Reply emelia March 22, 2016 at 9:13 am

    OMG the sanitizer….LOLLLLL

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders March 22, 2016 at 9:14 am

    Haha that’s too funny what he said during PLL! At least he’ll actually watch it with you, my husband refuses to sit down with me for that one. I also love what he said about the B&BW smell. Sometimes they do have some crazy scents!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph March 22, 2016 at 9:40 am

    Scooby Doo AND the Jetsons. Solid!

  • Reply B @ Sequin Notebook March 22, 2016 at 10:02 am

    Haha Mr Spacely!!! And T is just as baffled by PLL, though I think he enjoys my crazy-sounding attempts to explain it!

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says March 22, 2016 at 10:14 am

    I laughed so hard at all of these! Douchecanoe siren is priceless!

  • Reply Rebecca Jo March 22, 2016 at 10:26 am

    I literally choked on my water at the hand sanitizer comment!!! 🙂 haha

    Mr. Spacely… I’m totally going to reference that now to speeders

  • Reply Jessica @ Pleas(e) & Carrots March 22, 2016 at 10:28 am

    PLL was so crazy last week!!

  • Reply Erin LFF March 22, 2016 at 11:13 am

    Mr Spacely- LOL!!! Yes!! 🙂

  • Reply caitlin @ candyfloss & persie March 22, 2016 at 12:38 pm


  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis March 22, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    haha I love these posts! He is certainly creative with his comments and comebacks. Too funny!

  • Reply Teh Megan March 22, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Sometimes I wish I recorded our conversations because they are so funny. Except a lot of the time, they are only funny to us and would require so much back story.. or they reference other conversations that would just be random if I retold them, lol. Still, maybe one day I’ll get “Shit Teh German Said” posts… maybe.

  • Reply Tricia Coniglio March 22, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    Mr. Spacely!!! I just made a Jetson’s reference the other day but totally forgot about Spacely. I am quite sure that I like you even more that I’ve heard the shit your hubster says!

  • Reply Lindsay March 22, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    OMG at the Bath and Body Works comment! Hahaha! I’m pretty sure he and Jason would get along great! I know you two have a great time together.

  • Reply Joey March 22, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    I actually laughed out loud at the structure model one. So hard that the husband had to come into my office to find out what was so funny. I also lol’d (for real) at the mr. spacely joke. Man your dude is hilarious.

  • Reply TexErin March 22, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    I can’t post 90% of the comments that I find funny that Neil says. He is lewd and rude, and if people don’t know if, they have no idea how to take him. The BB&W comment would be a part of his vocab. Ha.

  • Reply Kelli March 23, 2016 at 8:16 am

    The douchenado siren is the funniest thing, we all could use one of those!

  • Reply Cara March 23, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Haha the PLL comment is too funny! I haven’t watched the entire season yet, so thanks for the no spoilers. I have them all saved on my DVR for a binge session! 🙂

  • Reply Dani March 23, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    Structure! I totally forgot about that store, and yet it’s the perfect reference and I know exactly what he’s talking about! Ha! Also love the douchenado siren!

  • Reply kristen March 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    bahahahahaha the douchenado siren is the bomb. as is the jetsons reference. hilarious.

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