I think we are all ready for another edition of Sh!t Chris Says!!! I told him that if he ever wants to take over my blog for a day and share some of the shit I say, he is more than welcome to. I don’t know if this is a good thing or bad thing. Or if he will ever do it. But I put it out there. You guys read what I have to say all the time, but he may have a different spin on things. Who knows.
–We are watching an episode of One Tree Hill where the power goes out and Brooke is frantically looking for a flashlight.
Chris: “Don’t worry, they fix this problem in the future and come out with the iPhone.”
–Chris says something and I didn’t hear him. He then says very seriously, and loudly “I am wearing a Mac hat!!!” I look over and Mac is sitting above his head on the pillow. These two…never a dull moment.
I title this photo “Mac Hat”
–When I got home from work one evening, a package had arrived with a few dresses I ordered to try on for my baby shower. I went back to the bathroom and put one on and came out to the living room and asked Chris what he thought about it and if it would be ok for my shower.
Chris: “It looks good, I like it. But why did you put a dress on to cook dinner?”
I glared at him and he starts laughing. Let me get right on that….
–We are watching the debate in the living room and I have been having to sit in the recliner lately for my back instead of sharing the couch with Chris. Chris starts laughing at a picture on his phone and he starts to make like he is going to get up and show me and then says..
“I am just going to send you the picture.”
A minute later I get a text on my phone. From Chris on the couch. Five feet away from me.
–We are watching Grey’s Anatomy and there is a baby on.
Me: We are going to have a little nugget soon!!!
Chris: Yeah, after we go on Maury.
Me: ???
Chris: We don’t know that it’s mine.
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hahahahaha we don’t know it’s mine, I’m dying
Okay that last one is totally something Gary would say too and he would also text me a photo when sitting right next to me LOL!
Haha! He is too funny. How about he texted you instead of showing you. I guess when you’re comfortable and technology is easy why not?! And a Mac hat. You’re dog/cat confused fur love is so funny! Beautifully Candid
The Maury comment deserves a slap.
Ricky has called me from the other room before to tell me something so he didnt have to yell. #firstworldproblems
You should have called yourself June Cleaver when he made the comment about the dress & dinner 🙂
hahahahaha the last one. i would have thrown something at him.
i’m watching a show right now that is set in the 20s and every time something happens like the phone lines are cut, i’m like get out your phone… oh, wait. oops.
the mac hat is fabulous.
Hahaha- these are definitely things K would say. Especially the Maury one and the dinner one. Ha!
And K constantly texts me from different places in the house. Hahaha!
Hahah, Bennett says the kid isn’t his all the time. Hahaha, men. I love getting B texts in the house. It cracks me up. Poor Macalish — he just wants to sit on daddy’s head. 🙂
Bahaha! These are so funny. Last night Nick and I were talking about what it would be like to have a second baby and he actually said ‘I’m not ready to do this newborn thing again yet. It’s so hard. Pregnancy was easy (!!!!!!), but this is hard.’ I was like umm excuse me what?!? Men…
Haha these are hilarious. My boyfriend does that all the time, sends me the pictures instead of getting up off the couch to show me. Too funny!
Oh yes, love that texting from the same room! Classic! Hahaha.
Oh man, Maury is the worst now! I used to love it when I was younger but now it’s awful. I’d about die if I saw you on there!
LOVE!! Why are you putting on a dress to cook dinner? Ha ha ha! I really need to write down all the crazy things my husband says because these posts are brilliant! Mac hat… Those two sure are going to keep baby girl entertained!
I can’t believe that he texted you a picture from the couch! That’s too funny and sounds like something my Chris would do too! I also think that it’s hilarious that he said that y’all had to go on Maury because you didn’t know if the baby was his! Such a guy response, right!
That Maury comment! Hahaha. These are some of the best posts every time!
Hahaha! All of these are hilarious! The texting-you-a-pic one especially made me laugh, though! 🙂
“we don’t know that it’s mine” haha!!
I always love these posts! Jonathan texts me pictures and facebook posts ALL THE DANG TIME! The creepiest is when he does it from the bathroom. Hashtag: judging him.
I love these posts! Jason always texts me from the couch… no shame! And I totally think he should take over one day and share some stuff you say!
Dying over that Maury one! And sending the picture rather than getting up and showing you is something Joey would do to me especially if he’s watching sports on TV.
Haha in college my roommate & I would always text or message each other from in the apartment.
Lol I love that he texted you the picture instead of just getting up and showing you. Gotta love technology.. lol
Haaa! His sense of humor is hilarious with the random responses he comes up with but hey that’s how the big comedians make it! ~ a big imagination with a sense of humor!