Sh!t Chris Says

Sh!t Chris Says

It is time folks. Time for another edition of Sh!t Chris Says!!!!

Sh!t Chris Says

–While watching a football game, the Afflac Duck comes on. ย Chris -“Remember when the duck broke his beak. It’s the only time I went online to see more of an ad. I even wrote him a get well card.”

–After a shot of the crowd at an Alabama game – “Is that girl praying?! Like God really cares about football. God probbaly hates football season and Alabama fans. He’s like ‘I gave you Saban, leave me alone!!!!'”

–While watching an episode of The Mindy Project, Mindy is wearing a sweat pants suit to work. She says, “This is the only thing that fits me in my current state.” Chris screams at the TV, “You can’t sit with us!!!” (Mean Girls reference!!!)

–While watching the recent SNL episode with Miley Cyrus…..this one…..

Chris says, “I don’t understand? I need a piano with spaghetti noodles!!!”

(Do you northern folks even see these commercials or is it reserved for the deep south?)

–The Farmer’s dating site commercial comes on while we are watching the Alabama vs Tennessee game. They get to the part where the catchy song starts. Chris sings along with his own version, “You don’t have to be lonely at Go Vols!”

–Chris:ย “There’s nothing like slamming down a phone on someone. You can’t do that anymore with cell phones. I guess you could just scream CLICK!!!!!! before hanging up.”

He makes an excellent point! He has also been randomly screaming click at the TV when people are on their cell phones….

You can read the last round of little gems that Chris said here.

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  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine November 3, 2015 at 8:23 am

    I am so screaming “Click” at the next call from a car company for the umpteenth time asking how my car is from 8 years ago!! Dude moved on to a different car like 3 years ago!! bha ha ha!! That Chris, what a corker!!! Happy Tuesday to both you crazy cats!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Reply Amanda November 3, 2015 at 9:17 am

    Mean Girls reference for the win!
    I didn’t watch that episode of SNL but looking at that pic… what the actual fuck????

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky November 3, 2015 at 9:44 am

    HAHAHAHAH screaming click! i would totally do that.
    also, how do you end a text convo rudely/abruptly? caps on and type “CLICK!”?

  • Reply Jenn @ Optimization Actually November 3, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Lol! I’ve heard there was a farmers dating site but I’ve never seen a commercial for one. Although, to be fair, I don’t really watch commercials (Netflix!). That’s hilarious that he knows Mean Girls quotes! I forced Ryan to watch Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron with me (because it’s fantastic and he didn’t know what he was missing). Less than a day after watching I quoted, “I was there and I remember” and he had no clue what I was talking about. Not a quote person, that one.

  • Reply kristen November 3, 2015 at 10:12 am

    hahahaha i don’t understand the miley thing either? but go him for a mean girls reference. the aflac duck broke his beak? so sad.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo November 3, 2015 at 10:13 am

    You should be proud your man knows references from Mean Girls ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth November 3, 2015 at 10:45 am

    If I shouted out Mean Girls references Mark would be clueless actually he may get that you can’t sit with us reference because I try to say it to him on a daily basis. It’s a good thing they can make us laugh right? Oh and those Farmers only commercials? Amazing.

  • Reply Dani November 3, 2015 at 11:05 am

    Bahahaha! I’ve heard about the farmer dating site, but never seen a commercial. I can’t believe he sent the Afflac duck a get well card lol. And YES to Mean Girls quotes- my s/o never understands when I shout them out and I’m like Ok, we seriously need to rewatch it so you’ll understand. You’ve trained him well!

  • Reply Laura @ Life with Lolo November 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    Farmer’s Only airs ads in Idaho too. No one is safe. Hahahhaha cousins only…. that’s a good one!

  • Reply Erin LFF November 3, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    LOL! We get the Farmer’s only commercials up here in Ohio- and we sing along with them as well ๐Ÿ˜‰ Love this and love his Mean Girls reference.

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista November 3, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    He wins all the prizes with his Mean Girls reference, and now I need to YouTube the old Aflac commercial ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Green Fashionista

  • Reply Mattie November 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    Hahaha those Farmers Only commercials! I live in downtown Seattle and we even get them!!! They’re probably broadcast throughout Washington though, so the farmers in the state actually do see them. They crack me up. I also love the CLICK thing!

  • Reply Biana @ Blovedboston November 3, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Pretty impressed with the mean girls reference and we do not get the farmers only commercials but I so wish we did! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says November 3, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    The next time I get into a fight with my husband and feel the need to angrily hang up on him, I’m screaming “CLICK”.

  • Reply Stephanie November 3, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Haha! We do have the farmers only commercials here in Chicago and I never understand why! You have to drive pretty far out to find farms…. like to Iowa.

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis November 3, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    There was a adrenaline rush associated with slamming down a phone back in the day. LOL @ โ€œYou donโ€™t have to be lonely at Go Vols!โ€

  • Reply Kerry November 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    I have seen the farmers commercial, so random. The Miley one is so confusing, I don’t get it.

  • Reply Lindsay Latimer November 3, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    I’ve had a super long night and that first one about the get well card GOT ME. Like I laughed way too hard at it. We unfortunately get the Farmers Only commercials… Lord. Do people really use that site? I need to hear from someone on this!

  • Reply Kelli November 4, 2015 at 11:25 am

    I’ve only seen that farmer’s dating site once, so random. I thought it was a joke commercial at first. haha

  • Reply Duckie November 4, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    Lmfao! I always love reading these! And no, I haven’t seen the Farmers Only commercial. It’s weird how many different dating sites there are now! What happened to the old fashioned way of going to a club? Lol. And yes, totally screaming CLICK from now on.

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