It is time for another installment of Shit Chris Says!!!!
One of my friends tagged me in a post on Facebook that was really sweet and she left a comment that she tagged me because she said that is how she saw mine and Chris’s relationship.
In the article it said something about the guy making the girl breakfast. As I was reading it, she left a comment saying she tagged us because we have our hobbies and give each other space. My response, followed by Chris’s….
This one makes me a little sad to share, because I still miss Livvy…but she provided us with a lifetime of stories in the little time she lived with us
–Livvy is running around the living room super fast, jumping from the couch to the chair.
Me: She just flies around the house like Harry Potter!
Chris: LIVVY! JUST GO NORMAL SPEED!
Ummm I am pretty sure that cat only knows one speed, and she is set to crazy! It was just hilarious how serious he was when he said “go normal speed!”
–Chris brings a handful of Cheez Its to the couch.
Me: Your nightly Cheez Its?
Chris: Yeah, I am going to eat them otter style
Then paws some in his mouth like an otter
–After watching the Law and Order SVU and Chicago PD crossover episodes Chris says…
“That was one of the best crossovers ever. One time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were on the Power Rangers and that was the best crossover ever.”
Good to know…
And there you have it folks! Another edition of Sh!t Chris Says! He always keeps me laughing, and I love that!!
19 Comments
Haha. Otter style? That is just too funny.
hahahah love it!
Can’t wait for happy hour tonight!!!!
The crossover episode is hilarious as is otter style which is how I eat my goldfish snacks LOL!!
Haha! Love these posts!! Too funny.
Otter style! HA!
It was a good crossover! He’s right on that.
I like to eat them otter style too!
Otter style! And Nightly Cheez its? Yeah – me too Chris, Me too.
otter style? hilarious! i need to try this.
aw Livvy 🙁 I miss her.
Otter style! Haha! Love it.
LOL at otter style! He sounds like a character! I think he and Adam would get along really well, he says random stuff like this all the time!
I think the world needs a “Husbands Say the Darndest Things” show.
This is great! You guys seem to compliment each other so well, which is so lucky! I know you have written about it (and I just tried to search your blog for it), but how did you meet Chris? I am thinking it was online?
Okay I need to know more about what “otter style” looks like!
Seriously LOL’ed at the otter style Cheez its. Too funny!
otter style is the best style haha men are hilarious!
cheez its: makes me think of 30 rock when liz lemon sings that she’s working on her night cheese. she didn’t do it otter style. ha!
The two of you sound like me and J and i love it! “otter style” too funny!
Bahahahahahahha… TMNT and Power Rangers. That DOES sound pretty epic!
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