It’s that time again……time for SHIT CHRIS SAYS!
–Chris and his friend were talking about the apple cloud hack and Chris says, “If you post your tits on the cloud, you will make a lot of men proud.” (notice he rhymes)
–We were watching a football game at World of Beer and Chris says, “New England hasn’t seen a rape like that since the Catholic Church scandals.”
–While watching TV, a hot pocket commercial comes on. It is the one where the pinata hits the ceiling. Chris says, “Damn! What’s in hot pockets? Crack? Cocaine? Meth Pockets!!!!!!”
–Chris sends a text to someone who was asking if a date change on an event would work for him. Chris says to me, “I just said I’ll see what I can do with a side ways smiley. So basically….it’s not looking good.” Obviously, the universal code for :/ is not looking good folks….
And there you have it! Another installment of Shit Chris Says!
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hehe i’ll be using :/ from now on!
Bahaha! Chris cracks me up! And I’m so glad I now know what :/ means.
hahaha that sideways smiley is my favorite!
LOL, I love sideways smiley! That’s a perfect description of it too!
I need to do one of these of all the stuff Adam says, he’s always saying crazy things.
even this old hag new what :/ means!!!
and the NE football comment – OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ha the sideways smiley is always so telling for sure!
haha he’s hilarious!!
The NE football comment is hilarious!
I have a post planned for “Shit My Family Says” because I live in a house with crazy people.
I never use the sideways smiley. I’ll put it on my list!
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I use :/ all the time when it’s not looking good!
Hot pocket meth, hahahaha!
HAhaha your and Steph’s “shit my husband says” blog posts are freaking brilliant. so funny.
I only recently discovered the sideways smiley. :-/ But I really like it! It’s so ambiguous, I can use it for a multitude of situations.
Well, he is TOTALLY right about the :/. Sometimes no other emoticon will get the message across!
Well he’s just a riot!!!
OMG at the NE comment. Ouch! The :/ absolutely means not likely! Love it!
hahaha if i received a sideways smiley i would think it would mean that. and oh my gosh my jaw dropped and i laughed so hard at the NE one. jeepers!
He sounds like my husband. Only my husband starts to like wave his hands around before he says something witty, just to make sure he has my attention.
Poor NE thank goodness they came back and destroyed the Bengals the other night…..otherwise I would be having the worst football season ever between them and the Gators. Good to know what the sideways smile for men means now 😉
I love having a husband he keeps me in stitches, and it sounds like Chris does the same for you!
Hahahahah… meth pockets!!!! Seriously though!
the pinata ahahahhaha
Hot Pockets never last long in my house…guess I should take a look at the ingredients more carefully…?? LOL.
hahahaha love it!
Ha! Crack filled hot pockets! Is “rape” a new term I am missing out on? We went to see Oakenfold a year or two ago and some dude was air humping my @ss (unbeknownst to me) and he says to my bf “I’m gonna rape this b!tch” – unknown to him that the dude was my bf.