Sh!t Chris Says

It’s that time again……time for SHIT CHRIS SAYS!

Sh!t Chris Says

–Chris and his friend were talking about the apple cloud hack and Chris says, “If you post your tits on the cloud, you will make a lot of men proud.” (notice he rhymes)

–We were watching a football game at World of Beer and Chris says, “New England hasn’t seen a rape like that since the Catholic Church scandals.”

–While watching TV, a hot pocket commercial comes on. It is the one where the pinata hits the ceiling. Chris says, “Damn! What’s in hot pockets? Crack? Cocaine? Meth Pockets!!!!!!”

–Chris sends a text to someone who was asking if a date change on an event would work for him. Chris says to me, “I just said I’ll see what I can do with a side ways smiley. So basically….it’s not looking good.” Obviously, the universal code for :/ is not looking good folks….

And there you have it! Another installment of Shit Chris Says!

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  • Reply Ellesees.blogspot.com October 7, 2014 at 11:47 am

    hehe i’ll be using :/ from now on!

  • Reply Lynsey @ Eternally Wanderlyn October 7, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Bahaha! Chris cracks me up! And I’m so glad I now know what :/ means.

  • Reply Jessica Shannon October 7, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    hahaha that sideways smiley is my favorite!

  • Reply Julia Strong October 7, 2014 at 12:10 pm

    LOL, I love sideways smiley! That’s a perfect description of it too!

    I need to do one of these of all the stuff Adam says, he’s always saying crazy things.

  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda October 7, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    even this old hag new what :/ means!!!

    and the NE football comment – OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Reply joey October 7, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Ha the sideways smiley is always so telling for sure!

  • Reply Kay R October 7, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    haha he’s hilarious!!

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says October 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    The NE football comment is hilarious!

    I have a post planned for “Shit My Family Says” because I live in a house with crazy people.

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph October 7, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    I never use the sideways smiley. I’ll put it on my list!

  • Reply Pamela @ A Little Glitter October 7, 2014 at 1:56 pm


  • Reply Kelli October 7, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    I use :/ all the time when it’s not looking good!

    Hot pocket meth, hahahaha!

  • Reply Liz @ Fitness Blondie October 7, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    HAhaha your and Steph’s “shit my husband says” blog posts are freaking brilliant. so funny.

  • Reply Jenn @ Business, Life & Design October 7, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    I only recently discovered the sideways smiley. :-/ But I really like it! It’s so ambiguous, I can use it for a multitude of situations.

  • Reply alyssa October 7, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    Well, he is TOTALLY right about the :/. Sometimes no other emoticon will get the message across!

  • Reply Biana Perez October 7, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    Well he’s just a riot!!!

  • Reply Kerry October 7, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    OMG at the NE comment. Ouch! The :/ absolutely means not likely! Love it!

  • Reply Kristen October 7, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    hahaha if i received a sideways smiley i would think it would mean that. and oh my gosh my jaw dropped and i laughed so hard at the NE one. jeepers!

  • Reply Jackie October 7, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    He sounds like my husband. Only my husband starts to like wave his hands around before he says something witty, just to make sure he has my attention.

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth October 7, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    Poor NE thank goodness they came back and destroyed the Bengals the other night…..otherwise I would be having the worst football season ever between them and the Gators. Good to know what the sideways smile for men means now 😉

  • Reply Joy October 7, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    I love having a husband he keeps me in stitches, and it sounds like Chris does the same for you!

  • Reply Amanda October 8, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Hahahahah… meth pockets!!!! Seriously though!

  • Reply Lindsay @ Broke and Bougie October 8, 2014 at 1:57 am

    the pinata ahahahhaha

  • Reply Duckie October 8, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Hot Pockets never last long in my house…guess I should take a look at the ingredients more carefully…?? LOL.

  • Reply Morgan October 8, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    hahahaha love it!

  • Reply Tricia's Mostly Healthy Life October 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    Ha! Crack filled hot pockets! Is “rape” a new term I am missing out on? We went to see Oakenfold a year or two ago and some dude was air humping my @ss (unbeknownst to me) and he says to my bf “I’m gonna rape this b!tch” – unknown to him that the dude was my bf.

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