–I couldn’t get my life together enough to do a weekend shenanigans post this week. Not that you really missed much, but I guess I was in denial that the weekend was over and that was my way of protesting.

–I really do not like when someone makes exact plans for a time and place then lets you find out when the plans are supposed to be  happening and they aren’t coming.How hard is it to send a text saying hey, cant make it. You know…before the time the plans are to start!

–I am really impatient and keep checking to see if my Swagbucks gift card from Sephora has come through yet. Up to 10 business days? Ughhhhh. I want it now!!!!

–I can’t help but order things from fundraisers my nieces and nephews are doing for school and sports. Mainly because I remember when I was younger and didn’t really sell anything and how embarrassed I was when everyone else was getting free prizes or kudos for raising money for the team or whatever. So far this year I have bought candy, measuring cups, a portion control plate, cookie dough,  and my most recent purchase? Candles. I can actually use the candles. I most assuredly did not need the candy or cookie dough! The one thing I wont buy? Magazines. They want a ridiculous amount of money for those subscriptions!

–I am pretty damn proud that I have had my tomato and pepper plants in my possession for four weeks now and they are still alive. Winning!

–Sometimes I look at my dogs looking at me and I think to myself, I wish I was half the person they think I am. Anytime I feel down, all I have to do is walk in to their line of vision and they make me feel like the most important person on the planet. Unless there is a peanut butter kong around. Then I get ignored.

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  • Reply texerinsydney June 1, 2016 at 2:58 am

    You jog all the time? You’re a whole lot stronger than me!
    You mention not getting it together for Weekly Shenanigans. I find that I’m terrible about weekly link-up posts. (see, my lack of consistent confessions) Monthly, I can totally do that. Weekly, I’m unreliable.

  • Reply Ericka @ A Quiet Girl's Musings... June 1, 2016 at 6:52 am

    I am still cracking up at the Willy Wonka meme. I guess we all have a little Veruca Salt in us. LOL! I totally agree with you about what you said about your dog. A few years ago at work, I had to create a personal mission statement. I came up with this: “I strive to become the person my dog already thinks I am.” I lead a simple little life, but to my dog, I am a rock star. LOL! Have a good one!

  • Reply June 1, 2016 at 6:58 am

    I was thinking Confessions? It’s only Monday! HA! I’ll take all the coffee. The E cards were hilarious!

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine June 1, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Don’t you just love how our doggies make our hearts swell! Irks me to no end when when people are ye, I’ll be there for sure, uh no you weren’t so don’t tell me you were gonna, lol. And you are the person your doggie thinks, you are the BEST and got it all going on, remember that when you’re having a crappy day!!

  • Reply Laura June 1, 2016 at 8:31 am

    hahahaha, I was just telling B that my laundry is all jeans and work out clothes. I need a life!! haha! And yes to the plans that people cancel last minute without even giving the courtesy to say anything — that shit drives me nuts — because you totally weren’t doing anything.

  • Reply Lindsay Latimer June 1, 2016 at 9:37 am

    I hate when people do that with plans, too. I have a friend that plans these elaborate things but she ALWAYS flakes so I just no longer respond! Ugh! The shitty artist and camping cards cracked me up because they are so me! Ha! Have a great Wednesday!

  • Reply carly June 1, 2016 at 10:46 am

    It’s always the worst when you have to wait for a gift card to arrive! And soo frustrating when people are late or don’t show– I get that sometimes things come up, but it’s still definitely on the annoying side.

  • Reply Jessica @ Pleas(e) & Carrots June 1, 2016 at 10:47 am

    You’re so nice to buy all that fundraiser stuff! I used to love those crappy little prizes we’d get for selling a certain amount lol

  • Reply Bri @ North Star Girl Lone Star World June 1, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Yes to the number 8!

  • Reply Rebecca Jo June 1, 2016 at 11:17 am

    Those fund raisers kills me – working in youth, I get hit up by EVERY kid – all going to the same school. I usually end up with 10 of the same thing 🙂

  • Reply Biana June 1, 2016 at 11:40 am

    The camping meme is so me – I don’t think I’ll ever go! Anytime people I work with ask me to buy something for their child’s fundraiser I feel such guilt but I don’t need anything!

  • Reply Marie June 1, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Those e-cards are hilarious! In my office, you aren’t allowed to do fundraising for your children. Apparently, it was happening to much and someone complained to HR about it. I mean really. If you don’t want to buy something, don’t buy something. I couldn’t believe someone complained about it. Some of that stuff is cute! haha

  • Reply mandie June 1, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Yup, I totally give people I don’t like ridiculous voices when I’m talking about them. Tee hee! That really cracked me up! 🙂

  • Reply caitlin @ candyfloss & persie June 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    LOL to the artist ecard, hahaha. So true.

    Um, I will forever be grateful for how my dog feels about me! ugh, they are so sweet. Dogs are really a gift. I’m with you, I’m nowhere near as cool as he thinks I am. Bless him!

    that’s annoying about the time of cancel.

  • Reply Amy June 1, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    I also wish I could be as cool as my dog thinks I am. He makes me feel so much better when I am having a bad day though. I too am the queen of immediate gratification. Gimme. Have a great day!

  • Reply Cara June 1, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Those fundraisers are soo crazy expensive though. I’m so cheap-lol. I’m like 30 dollars for a popcorn tin?! No way! I do remember how you were the cool kid in school if you raised the most and won the massive boom box. Wow, I think I just showed my

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders June 1, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    It really was so depressing come into work on Tuesday! This week is shorter, but it already feels longer! Way to go for keeping your plants alive! I swear that I don’t have a green thumb, and I’m pretty sure that I would kill everything I try to grow.

  • Reply Rach @ This Italian Family June 1, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    The Jack Sparrow “crossing the road” gif is hilarious! I can’t stop laughing about that!

    Congrats on keeping your plants alive!! Go you!

    And yes, our dogs really do think we are awesome, don’t they? 🙂

  • Reply Dani June 1, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    Wait, whaaaaat? Swagbucks is associated with Sephora?!?! I had no idea! That’s awesome! I was almost with you on the weekend update, but I got it up today. And the plans thing- totally happened to me today. Luckily I had emailed to double check weekend plans when they realized they couldn’t make it. We made these plans two weeks ago. Redic. Also, your gifs are on POINT! Love them!

  • Reply Mattie @ Northwest Native June 2, 2016 at 11:05 am

    Ugh the Swagbucks waiting time is ridiculous. We’re going to buy a king mattress on Amazon soon I think, and I was like, “Oh, I’ll just cash in my SB for an Amazon gift card!” and then I realized there’s probably no point because it will take a year and a half to get to me.
    The camping ecard! So so so me. It’s cool if someone wants to invite me camping in a cabin. With plumbing. And electricity. Anything else, nah.

  • Reply Katie June 2, 2016 at 11:25 am

    Good job with the plants!! How big are they at this point? I’m so terrible at anything gardening related. Ah the funny voices…this even includes people I don’t hate like my mom and mil. I hope this short week is going fast for you.

  • Reply kristen June 2, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    good job on those plants girl, more than i have ever done. and i am still in denial that the weekend is over and it is thursday. oops. i hate swagbucks, i rarely use them anymore because of how long it takes lol. i like ebates better, though i know they are two different things, i only have enough energy for one.

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