–I had ramen noodles for dinner Monday night. I’m sorry, but sometimes…I just want some damn ramen noodles. The super cheap kind that are the fake beef flavor for 27 cents. No regrets!
–I was at the doctors office last week and I noticed this douchey guy ignoring his wife who was panicking about some test that she just had done. He was sitting there on his phone scrolling facebook or something and straight up ignoring her. I thought to myself…what an ass. I then happened to look down at the floor and realized he was wearing socks with sandals. Yup. that explains everything I needed to know. I wanted to smack him and be like…you are lucky anyone would willingly sit in the waiting room next to your dumb ass.
–I am reading a sucky book right now but I am only 20 pages away from the end. I kept holding out that it was going to get better and then I got sucked in to the story line no matter how annoyed I was with the character and writing and just had to know what happened. I feel like I have wasted a week of my life!!! Life is too short for bad books people.
–I have been at my job for three years and have had the same log in information the entire time. I go to sign in yesterday morning, and I can’t remember what is lower and upper case in my password. WTF?!?! Old age people. Old age.
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That last Wednesday Addams meme – brilliant!
I am guilty of sticking with a sucky book too.
Eat your 27 cent noodles girl! And I love your sneaky photo of the douche in the socks and sandals! The card about “I’m not responsible for what my face does…” is SO me! There are times when someone says something and I have to chant my inner mantra “Don’t make a face! Don’t make a face!” LOL! Have a good one!
I tried to pick a favorite meme/ecard but the book one about sums it up bwahaha! I do have the messy bun down, but sometimes I have to do it a few times to get it the way I want it. Also, sometimes you just have to eat the ramen noodles – why do they taste so darn good?! Seriously, socks with sandals is so 1995.
shit, i thought today was tuesday! we had a holiday on monday and now my entire week is screwed up. oh well, at least i’m 1 day closer to the weekend than i thought!
i usually give a book a good 5 chapters before i turf it. ain’t nobody got time for sucky books!
My confession — I’ve never had ramen!! Crazy, right?! We had frozen pizza last night – just needed a break. Yes, to the hot messy bun look, I just thought that same though yesterday while following a fellow woman into the store….HOW DO THEY DO IT?!
I love the picture of the guys socks with sandals, hahahaha.
I’m horrible at remembering passwords which is sad because I only have 3 I use.
I can’t get the messy bun to look cute either…it just looks like a hot messy bun. That guy sounds like a douche and I love your reasoning behind it. lol
“hot messy bun” just seems like an oxymoron to me. I can do a military bun like a boss though and I feel like that is way harder than a messy bun because it has to be neat and fully contained. I’m sure once I get back to long hair, it will be all the buns all the days long.
Give up on shitty books. Don’t hold out. We all know better, yet we hope and hope for something that will never deliver. We should just stop cheating ourselves.
I love ramen noodles! I’d eat them everyday if I could.
Eww…socks and sandals and those sandals tooo
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I love that Wednesday Adam meme!! OMG! That is so awesome!
Dang passwords!! We have to change ours every 3 months and it takes me like 2 just remember the new one! What a jerk in the doctors office, i would clobber my husband if he acted like that!! Happy Wednesday sweets!!
I used to eat ramen allll the time when I was a kid so I randomly get super strong cravings for it. Like now. Thanks, power of suggestion! Haha. When my hair goes in a messy bun I just look lazy, not cute. Does it stop me from doing it? Nope!
You rock those 27 cent noodles, friend. I have been here three years also and sometimes forget my user id. Like I do it every single day! How does this happen?! Ha!
I totally haven’t mastered the messy bun look either, and old school cheap ramen noodles for the win! And what a douche canoe at the doctor’s office. His poor wifey, but yes the socks and sandals explains all!
I mean, sometimes Ramen just sounds amazing! LOL- I joke all the time that we should just live on it for dinners… we’d save so much money!!! 😉
Ramen is the best — I don’t care what anyone says. Why is this “messy” bun so damn hard to do?!? Like it’s cousin the top knot, it’s an elusive bitch. Also, a million times yes to that Wednesday meme.
What book is it that you’re getting annoyed with? I’m reading a book right now that the writing is so weird and the characters are so unbelievable! I’m hoping that I’ll be able to finish it on my plane ride tomorrow, if I don’t fall asleep first! And yes to that guy being a douche and then wearing socks with those sandals! Who still does that?
I love you took a picture of the guys sock/sandals. haha… I hate stupid men who dont pay attention to their wives in OBVIOUS circumstances.
I love ramen noodles too. I can eat them raw.
Please tell me that book isn’t Exposure to a Billionare. I just finished it & it was the WORST BOOK EVER! All the reviews were 5 stars & I was the first one to throw a 1 star on it & I’ve had so many people contact me & agree with me. If there’s another horrid book, I need to know to stay away from it.
Oh, ramen… Ramen is evil. I got addicted at a young age, and I’ve been trying to introduce my daughter to them, but every time I get a package I end up eating them myself.
I haven’t had ramen in so long! I used to love the creamy chicken. Sometimes I still want it but that was really the only flavor I loved & I can never seem to find it. You can bet I would snatch up a pack or 2 if I did though!
I forgot my debit card pin last year. It was the easiest thing ever & I used it all the time… then I went home for the holidays, didn’t have to use it for like a week or so, & when I came back it was like I just blanked.
I totally eat ramen when I feel like crap and don’t wana eat anything else. I hate when I blank on stuff I should remember, I feel so old!
I’m preeeeetty sure that your confessions are always my favorite, please don’t stop. The beef ramen is my favorite. Sometimes I crave it when I don’t feel so great. What an ass, socks with sandals..totally explains it.
Ramen noodles rock, and there’s definitely no shame in eating it from time to time! Also, the beef one is my fave 🙂
Lol the guy wearing socks and sandals. Greg taunts me that he will go out wearing socks and sandals but so far has not actually done it. Your brain fart confession makes me laugh ;), because I keep doing the same thing, lately. I wrote ‘facegroup books’ instead of facebook groups the other day, and yesterday I panicked because I couldn’t find my keys. I stuck them in the bread basket where I usually put my earbuds after my walk.
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Girl I am totally with you, ramen is awesome! And sometimes you just get a craving that won’t be satisfied by anything else. There’s a great ramen restaurant a few blocks away from me but there is ALWAYS a crazy line, so sometimes the grocery store cheap version is just a better option 😉
i totally haven’t mastered the hot messy bun. and that guy with the socks and sandals ignoring his wife – what a douche.
oh and is that the book you texted me about? i have something funny to tell you about it if so lol
The hot messy bun – haha totally me! Well bright side to the book is that you’re almost done! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
ha–the socks and sandals…you said it all right there!!