It’s confession time!!!! Give it to me baby!!!!!

Oh yeah! Rocking the old school songs today! Don’t even pretend that you didn’t love that song. If you don’t know what song I am speaking of…then you are probably a baby with no fine lines around your eyes and you shut your whore mouth!

–Speaking of songs…I listened to Aerosmith’s Pink about five times on my way to work yesterday. I don’t know why? I was in a weird music mood. I get that way. Every day.

–After the Sh!t Chris says link up, I am not sure if I should be jealous at how much more attention he gets than me on my own blog, or feel good that I am the one whom calls him husband.

Me every day at 9:15 am

–I totally went out to an unplanned lunch yesterday with one of my friends. Sometimes you just need to get out of the office and ditch your brown bag! I said it once and I will say it again; COURTNEY YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!!!!

–Basically now that we have started working more on getting our house together, I want to decorate all the things!!! You can send your donations to: Make Nadine’s House Pretty….

–My work shoes that I wear like four days a week are a sad atrocity. One of them now makes a weird squeaky sound when I walk. the insides are torn to hell, and one of the backs of one of the shoes has completely torn apart…making walking in them entertaining at times. Yet, I continue to wear them and if you only saw them with my pants on….they look perfectly normal and not a hot mess express heading right to hell! I figure after Easter it will be appropriate to wear flipflops “sandals” to work and these shoes can finally retire to the trash can. Where they should have retired back in oh I don’t know….November!!!!

See, they look perfectly normal from anyone’s view. Stop judging! They are the only shoes that I found that don’t kill my feet! Irreplaceable if you ask me!

–We may be getting a kitten…or two…soon. We are working towards having our very own zoo. I haven’t had a cat since college, what is the best kitty stuff out there for all you people who love all the animals? There are a LOT of cat haters up in blog land dude. Like, don’t get me wrong…I am a DOG person…but I have a soul and love all the furry critters. I mean, if I could have a pig, I would. Hell, I still might 😉

Linking up with Kathy and Liz today!

It is the second Tuesday of the month. You know that the means!!! Another edition of Sh!t Chris Says!!!!!

—-We are at Red Robin for a Friday night dinner. We decided to sit at the bar because duh, no screaming kids. We had ordered some beers and were snacking and making friends with our bartender. We learned that she is sort of new to the whole craft beer experience and hasn’t tried many. Chris says: “Shes cute. Like a beer virgin. I want to take her to World of Beer with us one day!”

—-Chris asked me to get a Claritin D out of his glove box in his car. I was like ummmm you have some in there? Sure enough, there it was! As I am handing it to him, he shows me this meme:

—-We are lying on the couch watching TV and Chris farts.

Chris: “Oh good, it doesn’t smell.”

Then he proceeds to lift the blanket.

Me: “Don’t encourage it.”

Chris: “It’s not alive….”

Me: “Well they come out pretty fresh more often than not!”

Chris: ” Let’s try to reason with it!”

—-Chris went to get a massage one Friday after work. During his massage, a train goes by.

The girl giving the massage: “I hate the train, it sounds like it could derail at any time and kill us it’s so close.”

Chris: “I can see the headline now ‘massage with an unhappy ending.'”

She had a good sense of humor and laughed.

—-Chris messages me on gchat, our conversation went like this:

Chris: I may not be home for a few days.

Me: Why?

Chris: I had a file server go dead. I need a Bennett witch.

Me: LOL ummm ok, why?

Chris: To raise this shit from the dead. DATA GO AWAY FROM THE ANCHOR.

(You have to watch Vampire Diaries to get that joke.)

Then I look on Facebook, and he created this meme:

#IT nerd probz

Well hey there, blog land. I am not going to lie. I am freaking TIRED this morning. I didn’t sleep much last night, and my nerves are completely shot. We had severe weather overnight, and if you know anything about me…you know I do NOT do severe weather. At all. Nope. None. Some of you may be asking why in the hell I am living in the southeast. I ask myself this question every time April rolls around. With a tornado watch, an actively loud thunderstorm and flash flooding….I basically stayed up worrying all night. Misery loves company though, and my sister was worrying herself to death as well….so we texted back and forth for a few of those hours. This morning Birmingham woke up to some serious flooding. Lots of road closures, people being rescued on boats, etc. I am just SO SO thankful we had no tornadoes. I probably need to seek counselling for my fear of tornadoes. Seriously.

Anyways, enough talk about the weather….let’s take a look at this weekend.

Friday evening we went to dinner with my sister in law and her family, then came back watched some TV and went to bed fairly early. Perfect night if you ask me.

Saturday – Chris worked outside in our yard for awhile cutting grass and removing some leaves and debris while I cleaned the inside of the house. Then, I hung a picture that Chris surprised me with on Monday in our kitchen. I LOVE it!!!

After all that work, we decided to take it easy and spend the afternoon enjoying the AMAZING weather on our back deck with a few beers, and our dogs.

It started to cool off when the clouds rolled in, so I decided to go get the grocery shopping done since I knew it was going to rain all day Sunday. It felt so good to just get it out of the way! When I got home, we watched some TV and cuddled the dogs.

 Chris and Mac fell asleep holding hands/paws. So sweet!

Sunday – The perfect lazy day. We pretty much watched TV and did nothing ALL day. It was wonderful. I also had an idea for  fun snack that I created all on my own yesterday afternoon! Sweet potato chips. I love when something just comes together perfectly! I will be sharing the recipe next Tuesday, so be on the look out for that!

I enlisted Kathy to be my fitness guru go to because duh, she knows fitness jesus and is a complete bad ass. She suggested that I try body beast. I will start it tomorrow! Wish me luck! I couldn’t start anything today on no sleep. I have a feeling you need to be well rested for something called body beast.

Linking up with Kelli today for picture practice. This week topic was animal and hello, Mac!!! Perfect test subject.

It is time for me to load up on some caffeine and try to make it through this work day without taking a nap under my desk.

With working a full time job, working out five days a week, running this blog, owning a home, and life in general…it gets a little busy around these parts some times! Couple that with trying to eat clean and organic, staying trendy, and decorating a home…money can be tight too! What gets cut first in the budget? Unnecessary spending. Bottom line: spa time!

I am always on the look out for new products that I can enjoy in the comfort of my own home, that are friendly to my wallet, and make me feel like a million bucks! Enter: Tone Body Wash.

I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of Tone to review and I was SO excited when I opened the package! First of all, did you see the packaging???? It is a BEAUTIFUL pink color! I was in love already. Second, I noticed the scent. I am a scent snob and can be hard to please. I was nervous that this was a floral scent, sometimes they can be overpowering. I loved the Petal Soft scent I received! It has a combination of pink peony and rose oil. Hello, luxurious! It is a delicate scent, certainly noticeable but soft and just the right amount of scent. After a few uses in the shower, I knew I was hooked! I loved the way the body wash lathered, the scent that turned my shower into an instant spa, and how soft my skin was after just one use!

No wonder I felt like I was at a spa, with ingredients like cocoa butter, white clay, and alpha-hydroxy fruit acids; my skin stays moisturized and nourished all day! But don’t take my word for it. Light up a candle, and try out the Tone Body Wash for yourself! At this price, I want them all!

Linking up with one of my favorite bloggers,  Brooks, today for my Bump it List! Don’t know what a bump it list is? It is a list of things that you will never, ever do.

1. Skydive, bungee jump or other scary heights shit. I like the ground, thanks! And my life….

2. Get a tattoo on my face. I like tattoos. I have one on my upper shoulder blade. No judging. I just don’t want one on my face!

3. Smoke – Smoking is a disgusting habit. It stinks, it gives you old skin, it gives you mouth problems, it ages you faster and umm well…IT GIVES YOU CANCER! Why in the world anyone chooses to start smoking is beyond me. DON’T BE HER:

4. Drugs – I won’t do them. Nope. I am not one to give in to peer pressure. Never have been, never will be.

5. Drive a mini van. Just no! Never ever.

6. Eat disgusting things, like the crap they eat on survivor and those other weird shows.

7. Scuba or deep sea dive. For one, I am not a good swimmer. Two, sharks. Need I say more?

8. Get a large hole ear piercing. I just can’t look at them…they make my hears hurt and my stomach turn.

9. Pierce parts of my body shut. I like to talk!

10. Not stand up for something I believe in.

What are some things that you will never do?