Bump it List

Linking up with one of my favorite bloggers,  Brooks, today for my Bump it List! Don’t know what a bump it list is? It is a list of things that you will never, ever do.

1. Skydive, bungee jump or other scary heights shit. I like the ground, thanks! And my life….

2. Get a tattoo on my face. I like tattoos. I have one on my upper shoulder blade. No judging. I just don’t want one on my face!

3. Smoke – Smoking is a disgusting habit. It stinks, it gives you old skin, it gives you mouth problems, it ages you faster and umm well…IT GIVES YOU CANCER! Why in the world anyone chooses to start smoking is beyond me. DON’T BE HER:

4. Drugs – I won’t do them. Nope. I am not one to give in to peer pressure. Never have been, never will be.

5. Drive a mini van. Just no! Never ever.

6. Eat disgusting things, like the crap they eat on survivor and those other weird shows.

7. Scuba or deep sea dive. For one, I am not a good swimmer. Two, sharks. Need I say more?

8. Get a large hole ear piercing. I just can’t look at them…they make my hears hurt and my stomach turn.

9. Pierce parts of my body shut. I like to talk!

10. Not stand up for something I believe in.

What are some things that you will never do?

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  • Reply Brooks @ The Handey Way April 3, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Number 10 is absolute perfection. I love it! And for the rest of your list, I’m with you 100% of the way. Thanks for linking up 🙂

  • Reply meighan April 3, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Holy shit Makuley Kulkin! (I OBVS do not know how to spell his stupid name…) OMG. That’s rough… All of these are great. Mini-Vans- girl AMEN. I totally forgot this was today and did another post, but oh well!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph April 3, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    I know so many people who said they’d never have a mini van who now rock them. LOL

    No scuba or even snorkeling for me.

  • Reply helene April 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    haha this is great! although i do think mini vans are practical…!

  • Reply Kelli April 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    I would never eat bugs, when Tyson watches Fear Factor it totally grosses me out when they eat a bug.

  • Reply Kate April 3, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Oh my gosh! Ear plugs… I forgot all about those! They are the WORST!!! I told Adam that I would be totally fine with our kids getting tattoos (we have them), piercings (I have them), or whatever else in the entire world… just no PLUGS!! I would FREAK THE HECK OUT!!! Soooo gross to me!


  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda April 3, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    dude, scuba diving is AWESOME. i went when i was in jamaica and although i’m not a great swimmer either, the jackets you wear are floatation devices and it’s the most incredible experience ever!!! i was terrified as well but the diving instructor was hot so he said jump and i did. then we made out. another story for another day. #sorrynotsorry.

    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Susan April 3, 2014 at 3:22 pm

    I drive a Flex, that’s the closest I’ll ever get to a mini-van!! Great list!

  • Reply Amanda April 3, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    So with you on eating gross shit. No. Fucking. Way. I don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s a delicacy somewhere else… I’m not gonna teabag myself with rat testicles and a side of beetles.

  • Reply brooke lyn April 3, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    i just don’t understand why anyone of our generation would even consider smoking. it makes zero sense to me.

  • Reply Lauren April 3, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    Just looking at plugs in someone’s ear makes me cringe! No scuba or bungee for me, either, ick!

  • Reply Margaret April 3, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    That last picture is epic- I love it!! And I’m SO with you on smoking and drugs- I’ve never touched a cigarette and never will!!

  • Reply Joey April 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    No skydiving for me either!!!

  • Reply Morgan April 3, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    Love all these – they would definitely all be on my bump it list too. My favorite one has to be the minivan. haha

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth April 3, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    I talked my sister off the ledge of buying a minivan…..she still thanks me to this day 😉

  • Reply Stephanie April 4, 2014 at 12:30 am

    I’d eat the gross shit if I was on the show and got paid a ton! But there’s not a price in the world I’d accept to get a face tat.

  • Reply Kalyn April 4, 2014 at 2:30 am

    Ugh. Ear gauges gross me out too!

  • Reply Anna April 4, 2014 at 4:31 am

    i could never eat the crickets or creepy crawley things like they do on those shows (and even in other countires). Nope, just couldn’t.

  • Reply Allison April 4, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    EEK…. Smoking is one thing that I (thankfully) never did… it just isn’t my cup of tea!!!

  • Reply Jess April 9, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    Poor Macaulay Culkin. I can’t believe Mila Kunis ever dated him. And that last picture is terrifying. Why would you want to do that??!

    Great list! 🙂

  • Reply Heidi April 15, 2014 at 1:43 am

    I clear my internet history! LOL so funny! I love scuba diving, but will never do any heights type things. No way Jose!

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