Linking up with one of my favorite bloggers, Brooks, today for my Bump it List! Don’t know what a bump it list is? It is a list of things that you will never, ever do.
1. Skydive, bungee jump or other scary heights shit. I like the ground, thanks! And my life….
2. Get a tattoo on my face. I like tattoos. I have one on my upper shoulder blade. No judging. I just don’t want one on my face!
3. Smoke – Smoking is a disgusting habit. It stinks, it gives you old skin, it gives you mouth problems, it ages you faster and umm well…IT GIVES YOU CANCER! Why in the world anyone chooses to start smoking is beyond me. DON’T BE HER:
4. Drugs – I won’t do them. Nope. I am not one to give in to peer pressure. Never have been, never will be.
5. Drive a mini van. Just no! Never ever.
6. Eat disgusting things, like the crap they eat on survivor and those other weird shows.
7. Scuba or deep sea dive. For one, I am not a good swimmer. Two, sharks. Need I say more?
8. Get a large hole ear piercing. I just can’t look at them…they make my hears hurt and my stomach turn.
9. Pierce parts of my body shut. I like to talk!
10. Not stand up for something I believe in.
What are some things that you will never do?