–I am always amazed by how good my hair girl gets my hair to look at the salon after a cut….and how I can never make it look like that again. No matter how many YouTube videos I watch or times I try. #Isuckathair

–I sliced my finger open on a coffee creamer bottle. How does this even happen??? #childproof #itwasntthefirsttime

–I dread commutes with rain. Why is it that a little precipitation turns everyone in to an asshat? #learntodrive #roadrage

–Speaking of commutes, yesterday my blood pressure boiled to an all time high when I was sitting patiently waiting to get off the next exit on I-20 after it was shut down, and several cars flew by us on the shoulder. Who the fuck do these people thing they are that have more important things to do than the rest of us to pull that shit? My voice was hoarse all day from yelling at every last one of those fuckers. #getinline #youarenobody

–I had full intentions of painting my nails this weekend but I didn’t want to wait for them to dry so I skipped it. #lazy #boringnails

–I am obsessed with Fixer Upper. I haven’t really binged on HGTV shows since Chris and I moved in together. He’s not a fan. Netflix has Fixer Upper and House Hunters and every time I have a spare moment alone…I find myself turning that shit on. Did you know that there is a Magnolia Market shop online??? My mom sent me the link a long time ago and with my rediscovery for Fixer Upper came a new love for this store! #hgtvaddictforlife

–I am writing this post Tuesday morning and we have a severe weather threat here in Alabama tonight. They upgraded us from a slight risk to an enhanced risk. I assure you that this is not an upgrade to be happy about. So I started reading the Alabama Weather Blog and for tomorrow we are going to be dropping temps through the 40’s and there is a chance for snow flurries tomorrow night. For all this I say, get your shit together mother nature! Tornadoes and snow in a 24 Β hour period isn’t really my idea of a fun time! #twisterscaresme

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  • Reply Christina February 24, 2016 at 6:18 am

    I had to laugh at your coffee creamer injury.. I hurt myself opening things all the time!

    Christina :: Simple and Delish

  • Reply Biana @ Blovedboston February 24, 2016 at 6:54 am

    The way my hair looks after the salon is the only time it is actually really styled lol! I am so happy I dont drive because I would be raging at those people cutting! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Rebecca Jo February 24, 2016 at 8:17 am

    I have a note on my computer to remind me NOT to treat others how they treat me here… I’d get fired if I gave it back to them πŸ™‚

    Hope you survived the storms. Spring is storm season – the only down side of it.

    I sat in traffic for over an hour Monday & was ready to blow a gasket in my head when all the cars just drive right up to squeeze in at the front of the line. NOOOOOO – me sitting here for an hour doesnt mean anything to them. I want to get a sign that says, YOU A-HOLES ARE WHAT CAUSES ALL OF US TO SIT!!!!! UGHHHHHHHH

  • Reply Kelli February 24, 2016 at 8:18 am

    I love Fixer Upper but really wish they worked outside of Waco, TX.

    We have canceled school because it’s going to storm. You know when the hurricane comes they want us all at the school where it’s safe, it might tornado during the school day tomorrow so let’s send all the kids home where it’s safe. Makes no sense.

  • Reply Cara February 24, 2016 at 8:25 am

    I’m obsessed with Fixer Upper. I DVR them and I’m just now making it through this season’s episodes and the one they did recently where they white-washed the brick has me wanting to do that to our house. It was so pretty!

  • Reply Laura February 24, 2016 at 8:28 am

    YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE!!! I can’t believe they have a website!!! TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY, NOW! Also, work really does get in the way of our gchat conversations — rude.

  • Reply Jessica @ Pleas(e) & Carrots February 24, 2016 at 9:11 am

    I can never get my hair to look the same way again after I get it cut either, it’s so annoying! I hate bad drivers, I hate driving in general so when there are mean people out on the road who do dumb stuff it raises my blood pressure too!

  • Reply Stephanie February 24, 2016 at 9:25 am

    You reminded me I actually need to go get my hair done, I should schedule that soon…
    I totally move my car over so no one can pass. Like I’ll just go halfway into the shoulder πŸ™‚ It makes me feel better and also like a bad ass. YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

  • Reply February 24, 2016 at 9:36 am

    hope the weather wasn’t too bad over there. i saw the news–yikes! it’s bright and sunny but storming and windy. freaky. i hate to be that blog girl, but i do have a tutorial to do a blow out at home if you ever wanna try it. i love the fixer upper–all of the hgtv shows, really. but i’m usually impatient and watch the beginning and end! hehe.

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky February 24, 2016 at 9:50 am

    yessss! bitches need to know not distract me with stupid work questions when i’m trying to fuck off at work LOL!

  • Reply Marie February 24, 2016 at 10:06 am

    I thought I was the only one who has sliced their finger when opening the coffee creamer. Hurts like heck! I totally go crazy when it is raining on my commute to work. I know no matter what time I leave, I will be late for work. People so cannot drive in the rain. I would rather drive in the snow than the rain.

  • Reply Carly February 24, 2016 at 10:54 am

    I am so lazy with my hair that it never looks the same compared to after a haircut. They are magicians with the round brushes, I just don’t have the patience for that.

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine February 24, 2016 at 10:55 am

    I almost texted you as I was worried about you again! And guess what my commute was into work this morning? Heavy wet snow, we are under a blizzard warning expecting 10 to 15 inches!. I guess I should be careful what I wish for, I wished for a big snowstorm here it finally is! You know how much I love fixer-upper too! Oh my goodness an online store, I cannot wait! I would love to go to the silos someday too! I heard their bed-and-breakfast is booked up for two solid years. For some reason my husband always calls Chip, Rick, Rick and Jo Jo, LOL! I hope you have a wonderful day!!

  • Reply alyssa February 24, 2016 at 11:02 am

    I cannot stand driving anywhere anytime it rains. It’s like everyone has a complete meltdown the second it starts precipitating. If it’s heavy raining and visibility is bad, sure. But you can drive your car in the rain, I promise. And I’m with you on the shoulder-drivers too. I always have that same thought tooβ€”why are you more special than the rest of us that you don’t have to wait?

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says February 24, 2016 at 11:20 am

    I have a scar on my finger from cutting it open on my locker in 8th grade. I can’t even tell you what else I’ve cut myself on because I am clumsy. #itsverysad

    I am in the same place with my nails. I need to paint them but don’t have the patience to wait for them to dry. #buttheylookugly

  • Reply Abbey February 24, 2016 at 11:53 am

    We get some of the worst drivers here in Los Angeles. We all got stopped on the freeway one day because of a huge accident and people were turning their cars around and going in between cars to find a way off, using the shoulder to get ahead of everyone, and some people just got out of their cars completely and walked off the freeway. Who does that?! Commuting is the worst.

    Happy Wednesday !

  • Reply Tricia Coniglio February 24, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    I haven’t seen fixer upper but I bet it is amazing, I always love those shows. True about the hair… I can NEVER get it to look as good. Then again, I’m not that amazing with doing my hair anyway. Hate assholes on the road!

  • Reply Dani February 24, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    My ex is one of those ahole drivers who drives in the emergency lane to the exit. I hated it so much and would just hang my head when I was in the passenger seat to try to avoid the evil stares from other drivers. I’ve been meaning to paint my nails for a week but haven’t for the same reason! And that gchat e-card is on point! I hope the weather gets better in your area!

  • Reply Mattie @ Northwest Native February 24, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Isn’t that THE WORST when your hair looks super amazing after a cut so you’re like, “Maybe this time is the time I can finally do it myself!” and it just never happens?! Hahaha. It’s like I have totally different hair when my stylist does it.

    I love Fixer Upper too! Everyone talks about Chip & Joanna and I had sort of watched episodes in the past, but whenever I turn on HGTV lately it’s either a marathon of Fixer Upper or Love it or List it so now that I’ve actually paid more attention, I totally love those two!

  • Reply Katy February 24, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    My mom said she went downstairs the other night while my dad was on the treadmill and caught him watching HGTV. hahahahaha

  • Reply Amy February 24, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    I have a big vehicle so if at all possible I try to take up both lanes on the on ramp if I think someone is trying to get by… and I laugh. We have been having crazy weather too, sunshine rain and wind today. Getting colder now! I am obsessed with learning how to do beach waves and I can’t do it. RAGE!!!!

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders February 24, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    I absolutely hate it when it rains in Houston because everybody ends up driving like a moron! It’s so frustrating! My commute increased by like 20 minutes because of sprinkling! I’m totally in love with Chip and Joanna Gaines too! I really want to drive to Waco just to visit their store, because that’s the only reason to visit Waco, definitely not for Baylor lol

  • Reply Rach @ This Italian Family February 24, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    I heart Fixer Upper! πŸ™‚

    And girl, I know what you mean about people who fly past you on the shoulder on the interstate. I just don’t understand why some people think their lives and time are just THAT MUCH more important than everyone else’s. Unless of course someone in the car is in labor. In which case they totally get a pass. πŸ˜‰

  • Reply Jackie February 24, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Me and my paycheck will be spending all of our free time this afternoon on Magnolia Market. Thanks for the link!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista February 24, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Awwww no! Your coffee creamer injury sounds like something that I’d do too! Hope you’re staying safe in the bad weather, and I hear ya on traffic being absolutely ridiculous when it rains. It’s just water people! Not snow or ice πŸ˜›

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph February 24, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    I actually like my hair more “undone” AKA the way I do it….no blow drying or anything. hahahaha I am insane.

    I hate people who think they are in a bigger rush than the rest of us.

  • Reply Erin LFF February 24, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    I suck at hair too… but I also don’t ever put the effort into it. Maybe I should work on that πŸ˜‰ I JUST started watching Fixer Upper- now that I’m using our treadmill a lot I needed a good show to always have on hand- I’ve only watched a handful of episodes but loving it!!

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis February 24, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    I suck at hair too and do they same thing when it comes to my nails. Nobody got time for them to dry! lol

  • Reply Amy @ Getz Girl on Fire February 24, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    Those ecards always crack me up – you do such a great job finding good ones! And any traffic or asshat driving always makes my blood boil. Oh, and insurance and the related ridiculous doctor fees. At least you thought about doing your nails – that never crosses my mind! πŸ˜‰

  • Reply TexErin February 24, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    I’ve totally embraced public transportation since I moved here. One, because I read instead of drive. Two, because I don’t have to deal with traffic. Three, because I don’t have to deal with asshole drivers and bad weather days. I can’t do my own nails. I’ve tried. So, it is one of the few little luxuries I give myself – I get my nails and toes done every couple of weeks.

  • Reply HEATHER My Little HEA February 25, 2016 at 8:28 am

    I love fixer upper, I did not know they were on Netflix so I will be watching that after I finish Full House. Basically anytime I get in the car I chant I hate people a bajillion times. I’ve also been known to be half way in the shoulder lane to prevent ass holes from pissing me off.

  • Reply Katie February 25, 2016 at 10:46 am

    I’m the same way with hair, no matter how many “fancy” ie. expensive as shit, hair products I buy, how long I take blow drying, or how many you tube videos I watch, the only look I can achieve is “limp and straight” sigh. Can I please have Kate Middleton’s stylist come over every morning? She can feel free to do my make up too.

  • Reply kristen February 25, 2016 at 10:50 am

    oh no, hope the weather turned out okay!
    my hair always looks better when the hairdresser does it. rage.
    rain.. god. it took me like 30 minutes to get to work at 630am yesterday, it would normally take me 10. so much rage.
    and yes to hgtv! though to be honest, i’m kind of meh on fixer upper at the moment. i really quite like the property brothers and always always househunters lol.

  • Reply Amanda February 25, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    LOL I’ve been thinking about painting my nails for the past couple weeks and haven’t for that very same reason!

  • Reply Michael February 26, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Totally with you on commuting in the rain, it’s an absolute nightmare – for NO REASON! People need to get with it so I can get home!

  • Reply Duckie February 28, 2016 at 6:12 am

    I don’t even bother with my hair. I have two daughters and they do their own hair because I’m the worst at it. Makeup, sure. But hair, nope can’t do it. Love the ecards though! Totally on point. My fuck it file is HUGE. Lol.

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