–I am way more excited about Pretty Little Liars coming back this week than I should be. No spoilers! We always watch a day behind. #nocommercials #idontcareifthisshowisforteenagers
–When trying on swimming suits, I dance around in the fitting room, jump up and down and act like a damn fool to ensure that there will not be any wardrobe malfunctions. The pool and beach are for relaxing, not worrying about your boobs falling out of your top or your bottoms disappearing, you know??? #janetjacksonmoment #swimsuitshoppingishorrid
–Why must everyone share the same shit on social media over and over again? Yes, the Vanity Fair issue came out on Monday. Yes, Bruce is now Caitlyn. Fabulous for her. Stop cluttering my feed with the same damn links over and over again!!!! #weknow!!!
–Speaking of Caitlyn Jenner. Do you know what I thought when I saw her picture? Well fuck…her hair is prettier than mine. Probably why Kris is bitter. #bitterbitch
–The book I am reading had a really awkward passage the other day that sort of came out of nowhere. I was like….WTF? Where is this going? Has that ever happened to you? #awkward
–Tuesday night the weather was just awful. I stayed a later at the office when the downpour started, hoping to avoid it. I forgot I live east of where I work and would be heading right back in to it. When it is
a tsunami raining real hard, I have to have certain music on. Comforting music I can sing too but still be paying close attention. Usually this is music from the late 90’s early 2000’s. (hello Evanescence) Sort of how when you are lost you have to turn the radio down. #bueller
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On another note: My face has decided to freak out, once again. Why are skin issues a problem for someone in their 30’s??? Anyways, I have never tried Kiehl’s before but have only heard marvelous things. I was thinking about ordering some stuff from them. Anyone obsessed with the stuff and want to share their favorites?