–I am way more excited about Pretty Little Liars coming back this week than I should be. No spoilers! We always watch a day behind. #nocommercials #idontcareifthisshowisforteenagers

–When trying on swimming suits, I dance around in the fitting room, jump up and down and act like a damn fool to ensure that there will not be any wardrobe malfunctions. The pool and beach are for relaxing, not worrying about your boobs falling out of your top or your bottoms disappearing, you know??? #janetjacksonmoment #swimsuitshoppingishorrid

–Why must everyone share the same shit on social media over and over again? Yes, the Vanity Fair issue came out on Monday. Yes, Bruce is now Caitlyn. Fabulous for her. Stop cluttering my feed with the same damn links over and over again!!!! #weknow!!!

–Speaking of Caitlyn Jenner. Do you know what I thought when I saw her picture? Well fuck…her hair is prettier than mine. Probably why Kris is bitter. #bitterbitch

–The book I am reading had a really awkward passage the other day that sort of came out of nowhere. I was like….WTF? Where is this going? Has that ever happened to you? #awkward

–Tuesday night the weather was just awful. I stayed a later at the office when the downpour started, hoping to avoid it. I forgot I live east of where I work and would be heading right back in to it. When it is a tsunami raining real hard, I have to have certain music on. Comforting music I can sing too but still be paying close attention. Usually this is music from the late 90’s early 2000’s. (hello Evanescence) Sort of how when you are lost you have to turn the radio down. #bueller

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On another note: My face has decided to freak out, once again. Why are skin issues a problem for someone in their 30’s??? Anyways, I have never tried Kiehl’s before but have only heard marvelous things. I was thinking about ordering some stuff from them. Anyone obsessed with the stuff and want to share their favorites?

#Hashtaghumpday @ Life with Lolo

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  • Reply June 3, 2015 at 8:29 am

    kiehl’s is a great brand. can’t wait to hear what you think!!

  • Reply pinky June 3, 2015 at 8:38 am

    I feel you on the Jenner article, it’s everywhere and I’m like so over it already.

    I do the swim suit dances too, you don’t want something bad happening out in the wild. ;)!

    Your funnies make me laugh, thanks lady!

  • Reply Laura June 3, 2015 at 8:51 am

    Now you know I’ll geek out to some PLL with you — I can’t WAIT to get started on season 5 tonight! I’m just sad in general that Caitlyn looks better than me :;le sigh:: Also boo the career and yes to just giving me a paycheck.

  • Reply Alanna @ Alanna and Co June 3, 2015 at 8:51 am

    HAHA that Caitlyn and Kris Jenner photo!

  • Reply Katie June 3, 2015 at 8:53 am

    Yes to PLL being back! I also watch at least a day late (no cable at our house, must watch online) and am I always screaming NO SPOILERS to my friends. NO shame for my love of that show. And Ick bathing suit shopping is the worst.

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says June 3, 2015 at 9:25 am

    Your funnies are always on point but this week, I relate to all of them on such a ridiculous level it’s not even right.

    I feel the same way about all the links with Caitlyn Jenner. It’s awesome and she’s fantastic but seriously, stop sharing the same links. We get it.

  • Reply marie June 3, 2015 at 9:33 am

    I feel the same way about Caitlyn Jenner. She is very beautiful. I love Keihl’s, they have great stuff. Try the blue astringent toner, that works well for flare ups. I also love their pore refiner and brightening products.

  • Reply Mariah-Food, Booze, & Baggage June 3, 2015 at 9:57 am

    Swimsuit shopping is the worst, followed by shopping for jeans. Jenner’s hair does look good.

  • Reply Julia @ Grace Makes New June 3, 2015 at 10:01 am

    UGH swimsuit shopping. I have a few old swimsuits that still look decent and I’m thinking I’ll just stick with those rather than torture myself trying on new ones! I’m the same way about music in the car, I have to have the right kind when it’s bad weather or bad traffic or it will just stress me out even more!

  • Reply Rebecca Jo June 3, 2015 at 10:34 am

    I thought the same thing about the hair… #jealous
    I love the meme about Kris with a look on her face & it says Caitlyn with a C not a K – haha!

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal June 3, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Dude – evanescence – for reals – nonstop – But if it’s raining… I try to listen to like, Michael Buble, when I drive. For real – I need comforting sounds.

    And the level of sarcasm meme – YES!

  • Reply Stephanie June 3, 2015 at 11:35 am

    hahaha Kris’ bad attitude suddenly makes perfect sense!

  • Reply Tracie June 3, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    I do the same thing with bathing suits! I act like an ass hat and hope not to fall over in the tiny fitting rooms. Also, is it me or is Caitlin seeming like a publicity stunt at this point? With all the tv shows, magazines, and the way she smirks when talking about all of it?

  • Reply alysa June 3, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    Definitely the only way to try on bathing suits! And great, thanks, now I want chips and queso with a marg on the side 😉

  • Reply Kristen June 3, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    lol no i don’t know about the swimsuits because itty bitty titty committee don’t need to worry about wardrobe malfunctions 😉 although i do make sure the bottoms are wiiiiiiiiiiiiide enough for my wide load haha.
    secret? i don’t give two shits about bruce or caitlyn jenner. i’m not against it, i just don’t care.
    what book are you reading that has an awkward passage? do tell.

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista June 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm

    Girl my adult acne has been out of control in my 30’s.. seriously the worst! Why couldn’t I have been a normal teenager and dealt with it then like everybody else? *sigh*. And LOVE that you jump up and down in the fitting room while trying on bathing suits… fantastic idea 🙂

  • Reply Teh Megan June 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    Because an obscene amount of my friends are military/vets, I have seen more of the “this is the runner up to Jenner, wtf” posts and they also make me want to stab out my eyeballs.
    I do the same dance/bounce test for bras. If they can withstand some crazy jiggles, then we can be friends and it come home with me.

  • Reply kathy @ realk talk June 3, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    sooooooo your skin. could be the grain free diet as your body/hormones are adjusting. don’t fret – if this is the case, once your body has adjusted, your skin will actually be BETTER.

  • Reply Mia @ MakeMeUpMia June 3, 2015 at 2:01 pm

    I’m cracking up at the picture you painted of you trying on swim suits haha!

  • Reply Laura @ Life with Lolo June 3, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    Hahaha I do that swimsuit shopping too! And I agree – way too much of a big deal is being made about the Caitlyn Jenner thing. So over it!. As far as the face concerns, you probably already use it, but I just started using toner and it has pretty much ELIMINATED all blemishes I had on my face. It’s amazing. I use clinique’s toner, but then Aveno for my facewash and moisturizer.

  • Reply Andrea Nine June 3, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    Man I get so giddy and excited when I see it your confessions day! These are like the best posts ever! You called it and I’ve been feeling the same Kris Jenner is just totally jealous!! Ha!! Love the funnies today too, the older I get everyone can kiss my a–!! You’ll be saying this daily in your 40’s like I do!!! Thanks for the laughs today lady!

  • Reply Erin LFF June 3, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    You know that first ecard speaks to my heart! 😉 I panic when it’s raining like crazy too… not fun to drive in. I’d honestly rather be driving in snow!

  • Reply jackie June 3, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    i’m so mad i forgot to dvr PLL! i’m hoping i don’t see any spoilers eeek.

  • Reply Pamela June 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    Ha! I love this post! I totally do the swimsuit thing! I try to not try on swimsuits with anyone else because I know theyd be wondering why I was in the fitting room for 15 mins trying on one bathing suit!!

  • Reply Kerry June 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    Totally have to make sure there will be no wardrobe malfunctions with the swimsuit. I totally wish chips and queso was carb and calorie free. Totally get the good book one too, happened a time or twelve.

  • Reply Robin June 3, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    My mom likes goat milk soap. She started giving it to me for pretty much every occasion, and since I have been washing my face with it, I have not had acne.

  • Reply Jenn @ Business, Life & Design June 4, 2015 at 8:14 am

    Evanescence! I haven’t listened to them in forever. That’s actually a really good idea for testing out swimsuits. I should probably do that instead of posing in front of the mirror in a way that I’d never stand naturally and sucking it in. At the very least I need to check out how it looks when I’m hunched over in the sand, or sprawled out, taking a nap, because that’s what I actually look like at the beach.

  • Reply Joey June 4, 2015 at 9:03 am

    Random passages coming out of nowhere are what editors are for!!! Someone snoozed on the job! And as for the whole caitlyn thing, I agree. WE KNOW!!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph June 4, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    I’m telling you the Trader Joe’s $6 face wash is

    LOLOL @ bathing suit testing. I KNOW. No boob problems later.

  • Reply Biana Perez June 4, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    I’m really happy that most fitting rooms don’t have cameras because looking at yourself from all angles is pretty funny! The last -ecard ME!!! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Kenzie @ CME June 9, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Even when I want to, I just cannot quite Pretty Little Liars! The show has gotten so wild though ha ha. But I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. Jumping around in a bathing suit before buying it is definitely a great idea. Bathing suit mishaps suck.

  • Reply Kay R. June 12, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    LOL @ the Caitlyn Jenner meme! too funny!

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