Do you ever think, really think, about your actions when you are alone with no one to judge you? I bet you act differently, right? I thought I would share with you some of the things that I do when I am alone.
–Sing – It is a rarity that I sing in front of anyone. Yet, when I am alone…it is a freaking concert up in this bitch! The house, the car..it doesn’t matter. #britneybitch
–Dance – Literally dance like no one’s watching..because no one is. #dancelikenooneiswatching
–Try on all the clothes — I go through my closet and try on random clothes to see how they look. Usually this is choreographed with some type of dance and model walk to 90’s music. #strutyourstuff
–Talk to myself — If I am working on something, I might think out loud. Or I will audibly say my to do list. #ianswermyselftoo
–Treat the dogs like humans — Just kidding, I do this all the time. You should hear the conversations I have with them. #theyunderstandme
–Flex in the mirror — I have literally worked my ass off to finally see some definition, you better believe I flex like a bro. #doyouevenliftbro
–Indulge in guilty pleasures — I watch all the shows that Chris hates. HGTV or what’s up Kardashians. #trashtv
–Walk around in less clothes — Sometimes I am getting dressed and realize that I left something in the laundry room. No one is there, why bother putting everything back on? Also, fuck pants.
–Win an argument –I might not have been clever enough to make a valid point in a debate, but you better believe I replay that shit when I am alone and come up with 500 things I should have said.
–Spa time — I don’t take bubble baths or do facial masks very often. I try to squeeze them in when I am alone.
–Make food only I like — I have some “weird northern” foods that only I would enjoy eating, now is the time to make it! Also, a cheese plate is a totally acceptable dinner when I am alone.
–Play Just Dance — I look like a damn fool when I play Just Dance, so I like to do it when I know no one is going to catch me.
–Leave the bathroom door open — Why bother closing it? Besides I can hear every noise in the house better with the door open.
–Freak out — Every noise is most assuredly an intruder waiting to murder me.
What do you do when you are alone?
Confessions in ecard:
OCD problems, you don’t know my struggles…
I think I make this face on a daily basis…
Can I get an Amen?