Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever
Linking up for never have I ever….this ought to be fun!
Never have I ever…
…smoked a cigarette – I find them repulsive and I have never even puffed on one. Why would you want to start that habit, I will never understand! Nothing good comes from them, unless you like black, cancer filled lungs and stinky clothes.
…been so drunk that I can’t remember what happened – Mom, dad…you’re welcome. In college, have I been a bit tipsy? Yes. But I have never been so drunk that I don’t know what is going on. To be honest…I don’t ever want to be drunk. I have control issues, and need to be in control of my body at all times. That doesn’t mean that I don’t enjoy a glass of a good craft beer or a few fruity frozen beverages.
…been further west than Kansas. True story. I have however been all over the rest of the country! 
…been to Disney Land or Disney World. I know, right? My parents totally ripped off my child hood. I hope to one day go and visit and yes…I will act like a 5 year old the entire trip. Lunch with the Disney Princesses? Don’t mind if I do!!! Wear the sparkly Minnie ears, yes please!
….been anywhere out of the country, except for Canada. Does Canada even count? I doubt it.
….broken any major bones (knock one wood!) Toes, yes…just about all of them many times but you can’t really fix a broken toe so they don’t count. 
….been able to put eye drops or ear drops in on my own. I can’t stand the feeling and I can’t do it to myself. Not even as an adult. 
….had a flu shot. Nor do I want one. 
…..had allergy shots even though I probably need them….darn you pollen! 
…had my own garden. I want to try this year though, just a small one to start out with.

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  • Reply Robin April 4, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    I think that 90% of the time, *no one* is drunk enough to not remember anything. People just like to use alcohol has an excuse to be obnoxious and rude, or do something reckless. A lot of stories are puffed-up for the shock-and-awe factor.

  • Reply Joy April 4, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    I love this…. might have to do one of these soon!! And I’m with you on the first one… HATE cig smoke. Never smoked one and never plan to. (BTW neither has the MR!) =) And the next time we go to Disney, you are coming with us! =)

  • Reply Heather @ From Here to There April 4, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    My childhood was ripped away by not going to Disney either! The first time I went was last year when I did an internship there! It’s wonderful though and you most definitely should plan a trip!!!!

  • Reply Nadine April 4, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    The eyedrops in the eyes one is so good! I always just wind up pouring them all down my face and making a huge mess of my mascara! Good one. Great list. Thanks for linking up!

  • Reply Helene April 4, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    you’ve never had a flu shot?! how do you not get sick!?

  • Reply Joanna @ JayBirds Flight April 5, 2013 at 1:04 am

    Ok we need to if this nonsense of you only having been as far west as Kansas! As long as you’re not a looney( which I am pretty sure you aren’t) you haves free place to stay in LA! Bring Gracie too…I will plan the wedding details!

  • Reply Meighan April 5, 2013 at 1:54 am

    I’ve been thinking about doing a garden, but I never have! And I honestly don’t even know where I’d put a garden… thanks for linking up with us!

  • Reply Whitney Cypert April 5, 2013 at 5:21 am

    You got me on so many of these! And how funny, your second thing about not getting so drunk that you couldn’t remember and saying you’re welcome mom and dad…I totally said the exact same thing on my post! Love it! Thanks for linking up with us!

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