I’m Sorry

Dear Public:

I am sorry that….I am not sorry for the following:

  1. I take ridiculous amounts of pictures of my dogs and shamelessly post them all over my corner of the interwebz
  2. I may or may not have some road rage and will give you a nasty look for being stupid in your car
  3. That in keeping with the theme of said road rage…if you follow too closely behind me for more than just a minute I will brake check your ass
  4. I have a hard time making the easy decisions in life, you know…like where to eat or if I should buy something or not
  5. I speak fluently in sarcasm and if you haven’t figured that out by now, it may be too late for you
  6. If I haven’t had a cup of coffee in the morning, my brain may not be fully functioning and it may take me a few extra minutes seconds to process some things
  7. I get stupid excited about the little things in life
  8. I can multitask and others can’t (this isn’t that hard people…)
  9. I rock at Mario Kart
  10. I can’t control some of my facial reactions

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  • Reply Rachel May 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Love it! You made me laugh. Thanks.

  • Reply Joy May 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    HAHA! I love this! And yes, I’m the same way with my facial expressions. I just can’t hind what I’m thinking! LOL

  • Reply Robin May 13, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    People post 35 pictures of their babies sitting in exactly the same clothes and position, with little change between shots…so I’ll post as many pictures of my dogs as I want!

  • Reply Claire May 17, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    I cant hide what Im thinking too. My face is just so transparent. Plus, I blush all the time, when Im embarrassed, when Im mad and when Im truly excited. So easy to read me!

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