Confessions – Things I am Not Good At

We all have those things that we are really good at. Then we have those things we are not so good at. You know what I am talking about! Here are some things I am not good at:

–Making a decision about what to do or where to eat. I am an indecisive person first of all, so actually deciding on somewhere can be quite difficult. If I actually do suggest some places to eat or things to do, and you don’t want to do it, then why did you ask me to pick? You obviously had something in mind! That drives me crazy too! So I don’t like to decide, I am a go with the flow type of girl.

–I can’t draw. My drawings never advanced past stick figures. Even my stick figures are average at best.

–I am not good at making bows. I never learned how to tie my shows the way 90% of people do. I wasn’t picking up on the over, under around the tree shit…so I learned how to tie making two bunny ears and looping those around. Bows don’t look so cute when done with bunny ears.

–I am not good at confrontation. I freaking hate confrontation. I would rather just not say anything at all and suffer silently than confront someone about something. Unless they are so very wrong that I can’t stand it. Then I might explode.

–Kissing ass. I am not an ass kisser. I never have been, and I never will be. In school, teachers liked me because I was quiet, behaved and got good grades, not because I sucked up. At work people like me because I do my job, not because I am busy brown nosing it with the big people.

–Poker face. I can bite my tongue, but the people that know me best know what I am thinking because it is written all over my face. My mom and sister are the same way, must be hereditary!

–Geometry – I was a freaking math wiz in school, but the shapes? Fuck the shapes.

–Blood and first aid – I could never be a nurse. I get squeamish at my owns cuts and stuff. I have to give myself shots twice a month for a serious deficiency that I have and it is a freaking miracle that I can actually do it now. The site of needles before would make me weak in the knees. My dad was a paradmedic when I was younger and both he and my sister are on fire rescue squads now, so obviously that did not pass down!

Is there something you are not good at?

Confessions in ecards:

How I feel some days when people are acting crazy, or I am at Walmart:


People don’t understand my struggles:

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

This is so me, I am always digging myself in a hole:

I don't always say something stupid...

I am guilty of being ready for cooler temps and already having all the pumpkin coffees and beers:



True story!

I don’t think I could ever forget to eat. Ever.

Sometimes I might wish bad karma on people who are shitty. It’s true.

funny ecards about karma | Funny Confession Ecard: I've been trying to really believe in karma ...

How I feel when I am out late:

Funny Confession Ecard: 9pm and I'm still wearing a bra? WTF, Self. Sort that shit out.

This is probably true:

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  • Reply Joey September 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    I am not good at confrontation or picking a place to eat either! I also suck at a poker face. I blab. Always.

  • Reply Kristen September 3, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    hahahaha the keep talking to make it worse, so me lol.
    there are way more things I am not good at than things I am. I am not good at picking some place to eat unless i have already decided where i want to go. if that makes sense. like if someone says ‘where do you want to go’ i’m stuck, but i can call someone and say ‘i want to eat mcdonalds’ etc. i also cannot draw, or make bows. my nose has bled all my life so my blood doesnt freak me out, but others do. i am not a fan of needles, i couldn’t give myself shots, kudos to you girl!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph September 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    The shapes are stupid. What type of triangle is it? It’s a freaking triangle. Shut up, Geometry. Showoff.

    I always avoid Pictionary because of the drawing.

  • Reply brittanyssp September 3, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    Oh, I am not good at the ass kissing either. I am a very good worker, and respectful to people who aren’t stupid. At my retail job during college, there was a guy who got promoted despite doing almost nothing because he just knew how to handle supervisors. I don’t have that!

    And totally agree with the eating ecard! I once took a friend to the hospital because she was sick. No- she was dehydrated because she hadn’t had much to eat or drink for 2-3 days. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? Isn’t it basic survival instinct to shove food in your face? Or is that just my excuse?

  • Reply Kate September 3, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    I have no poker face whatsoever. I need to work on that!

  • Reply Jackie September 3, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    I was in advanced Algebra because my mind understands that to a point. I was always an “A” student in math. When we started Geometry, I barely passed with a “D”. I could not understand it at all. The next year, they put me into remedial Algebra 2 because of how poorly I did in Geometry. I didn’t even make it a week in that class before the teacher kicked me out and moved me back up to advanced class.

  • Reply Teh Megan September 3, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    I wish I was good at bows. I could make so many cute things, but no.. I suck.
    I have the ABSOLUTE WORST poker face. People KNOW, oh how they know what I’m feeling. I’ve been told it’s not a good thing becuase it seems disrespectful (since I’m in the military), but really bitches? If you’re performing in assholery, then you deserve whatever looks you get.
    The roomies and I have agreed we care about 2 things in life: food and dogs. We plan our lives around those 2 things. Forgetting to eat is something that just doesn’t happen in my life. If i even tried, I’d end up with a hangry headache that would teach me.
    Finally, no one finds things nearly as funny as I do. When watching 22 Jump Street, I was catching the jokes way faster than the rest of the theater and I was cackling several seconds before anyone else got it, if they got it at all. /facepalm.

  • Reply Paige @ An Uncomplicated Life Blog September 3, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Ha! I can’t decide where to eat, and I have absolutely zero poker-face skills, but I’ll confront any and everyone! And girl, I’m totally getting into fall mode… and it’s still 106 degrees here (Dallas). FML. Whatevs, bring on the fallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!

  • Reply Lauren September 3, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    I cannot draw or make bows and my handwriting is ugly but I want to be crafty so bad! And agreed on the poker face, I am the WORST!

    But I will decide where to eat any day of the week 🙂

  • Reply Kelli September 3, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    Tyson always makes me decide what to eat and I hate it, I just want to eat what he picks sometimes because I always pick the same stuff.

    Drawing is also on my I can’t list, stick people for the win.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal September 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    FALLELUJAH!!! YES! I wore a fall dress and leggings and a sweater to work – it may be 90 degrees outside – but it’s FALL TEMPS IN HERE!

    I’m an awful drawer.
    But, I make up with it with being an awesome color-er. (is that even a word?)

    Happy Wednesday!

  • Reply kathy @ vodka and soda September 3, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    ass kissing…i can’t even. i LOATHE people who do that and when they start, i roll my eyes and make a disgusted snorting sound. never mind that they’re near me and can hear #dontevencare.

    and confrontation? COME AT ME, BRO. i don’t start anything but if bitches try to start shit with me or pull some bullshit at work on me, i let them have it. ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat!

    thanks for linking up!

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  • Reply Claire @ Refining Bliss September 3, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    I would be so fired if I had thought bubbles over my head! Love all these e-cards!

  • Reply Julia September 3, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    Oh so many of these are true of me!

    -I’m not good at picking a place to eat because I seriously DO NOT care the majority of the time! My hubby is the picky one so I defer to him. I can eat anything, not picky at all.

    – Ooohh, I HATE confrontation! I am a serious introvert and confrontation/drama/tense situations make me squirmy!

    – Definitely not a suck up, I can’t stand fakey-fakeness and I couldn’t be that way if I tried, I would get on my own nerves if I was!

    – I have NO poker face whatsoever, I wear my heart on my sleeve and my emotions all over my face. You don’t even have to know me that well to be able to tell what I’m feeling.

    – I’m not too bad about needles, I’ve gotten used to getting my blood taken because I have hypothyroidism. But if I had to use needles on myself, FORGET IT. I don’t know how people do it!

  • Reply Pamela @ A Little Glitter September 3, 2014 at 2:15 pm

    Oh My Gosh, Nadine! We are like the same person! I have the dinner fight with my husband like every other day. It goes like this:

    Him: Where do you want to eat? I’ll have anything.
    Me: How about Chinese?
    Him: No, I had that for lunch.
    Me: Okay, how about pizza?
    Him: No, I hate pizza.
    Me: Okay, how about chicken?
    Him: No, I am not in the mood.

    Then I stop thinking of options because I am karate-chopping him repeatedly in the throat. Jk. I am only doing that in my head.

    Also, I am a terrible artist. Horrid. I have NO poker face at all and I am TERRIFIED of blood. I knew I liked you for a reason! Haha!

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie September 3, 2014 at 4:26 pm

    so creepy, are we the same person?

  • Reply Kerry September 3, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    I can’t draw at all! I am so bad at hiding my emotions.

  • Reply Biana Perez September 3, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    So I am totally terrible about picking a place to eat when I’m starving, maybe it’s because everything sounds good or perhaps because nothing really sounds that good lol! I also can’t lie to save my life – if I dont like you, you’ll know immediately!

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth September 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    hahahahaha girl seriously all of those are me! Except I can deal with blood I don’t like it but then once people find out I’m in healthcare they unleash all their nasty stories/questions/usually with pictures on me……ugh I deal with little people with heart problems not whatever is growing on your foot!

  • Reply Jessica Shannon September 3, 2014 at 10:50 pm

    OMG I hate ass-kissing too! People always thought I was like a teacher’s pet but I never sucked up to them, I was just well-behaved!

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says September 4, 2014 at 12:56 am

    This is totally my topic for next week…no joke! I had it already planned out!

    I cannot draw and I still tie my shoes with bunny ears. That whole loop around thing is way too confusing for my simple mind.

    And the ecards? They get me every week. My husband just looked at me like I’m crazier than normal for laughing at them.

  • Reply Amanda September 4, 2014 at 1:44 am

    Hahahaha… I’m definitely not good at doing a poker face either! If I think you’re an idiot… I’m gonna look at you like you’re an idiot!

  • Reply Laura September 4, 2014 at 1:52 am

    Ummm, stick people are adorable, even if they are average. And from your post, I don’t even know if I tie my shoes correctly… my whole life could be a lie!

  • Reply Duckie September 4, 2014 at 2:39 am

    OMG! That’s how Joey and I get in to arguments all the time. He asks where I want to eat and I say “Eh, doesn’t matter” and then he gets all upset because I can’t decide and then when I do decide, he doesn’t feel like eating that. LMFAO.

    And yeah, fuck the shapes. And fractions.

  • Reply sheninejoon September 4, 2014 at 4:58 am

    I am so annoying with how indecisive I am, it really just bugs the hell out of me, I don’t know how my bf can stand it, seriously. I will never be an ass-kisser and those types make me crazy.

  • Reply Krystal September 4, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    Im not an ass kisser either…. and I also cannot draw! haha

  • Reply Morgan September 9, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    Obviously I’m WAY behind on my blog reading, BUT… the indecisive one. Yes. This is what makes blogger happy hour so hard. None of us are good at making decisions! haha

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