Here’s a confession for you…Having Monday off completely threw off my days and I forgot today was Wednesday! Sorry about that!

— I didn’t watch the VMA’s. I didn’t even know they were one until after. I did YouTube B Spears performance, because duh. All I have to say is I want to know where she got that glitter hoodie because I clearly need one. And will she please come be my personal trainer after baby because damn, that bitch looks good! I don’t care if she lip-synced every single word. The girl is a performer and her new song is amazing.

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–Whenever I look at my phone when I get in to the car and it tells me I am 45 minutes away from work or 11 minutes away from one of my usual lunch areas, I want to be like why are you so obsessed with me? It’s freaky!!!

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–I made the mistake of joining some “mommy groups” on Facebook. I stay in them because if I have a legit question or concern, someone may be able to help. What I cant stand is all the mommy shaming and ridiculous comments I see in the group. The other day someone posted about how they cant stand the drink you have to take for the Diabetes testing and how it was the worst day of her pregnancy and she was asking if she can refuse it or take an alternative test. Ummmmm drinking a few sips of a sweet drink was the worst day of your pregnancy? Bitch, please! That drink was nothing. NOTHING. To be honest, I was so thirsty from having to fast for nine hours before that I was justย  happy to have something liquid in my mouth. How is she going to handle labor??

–Why are service people so ridiculous when they enter a professional office space? We have had a lot of work done on our internet and other things in the IT closet and every single person that has come in from an outside company is just so rude and inconsiderate of cube space. They put people on speaker phone, they talk incredibly loud, they whistle and tap things while they wait. One guy had a personal conversation with his baby mama for about 20 minutes. I AM TRYING TO WORK ASSHOLES.

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  • Reply carly September 7, 2016 at 9:04 am

    I’m with you on being confused on what day it is this week with the holiday on Monday! I didn’t see the VMAs but a glitter hoodie sounds amazing! I can’t imagine people coming into your work space and acting so inconsiderate.

  • Reply Jess September 7, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Wow, that’s really dramatic if that’s the worst day of her pregnancy. I can think of much worse days! First trimester was full of fun symptoms. I can’t really handle the mommy groups on facebook, because facebook people drive me crazy. I have stayed away, but I love reading It’s my favorite place :).

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine September 7, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Ugh that mom to be and her petty talk, shameful. I didn’t ever mind that stuff. I can relate to rude service workers. We have them come in all the time, the only thing that makes me bear it is the one HOT, sweet one that subs in sometimes, lol. Eye Candy that we do not normally have, lol. Happy Wednesday!

  • Reply Marie September 7, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Whenever we have a Monday holiday, it throws my week. I never know what day it is. haha. IT people can be the worst! We have a new IT guy and he was beyond rude to me. I was so pissed that I sent an email about it to his boss. Normally, that is something I don’t do but he was beyond rude and unhelpful. He was also very disrespectful and that is what really put me over the edge. My friend is always telling me about her local mommy group, it’s so crazy how mean they are. They are also very competitive and its really sad.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo September 7, 2016 at 9:59 am

    haha… the alphabet song… TRUTH!
    Oh gosh – I’m not even a mom of children of my own & I cant even deal with women who mommy shame others. People are ridiculous with their opinions.
    … hence, the cubicle thing too. I work in one & just have one person in the office with me & one is enough. I cant imagine being with a load of people. I’d quit,

  • Reply Rach @ This Italian Family September 7, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Hahaha! Singing the ABC song while alphabetizing is so true for me! That’s real life right there!

    I really don’t get this mommy shaming culture we live in. Why is it not okay to have different opinions about how to parent your children?? I have so many friends who have felt like terrible people because they couldn’t breast feed or because they didn’t make all their kid’s baby purees at home. I mean, seriously, let’s all be friends and encourage each other here.

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says September 7, 2016 at 11:00 am

    I had gestational diabetes and had to take insulin so you can tell that mom that yes, that drink was god awful but you know what? Finding out I had gestational diabetes was the best day of my pregnancy because I knew that Erica would be safe and I would be healthy. And honestly, if that’s her worst day, she should count her fucking blessings. I feel a rant coming so I will stop by saying that I hate that woman.

    Not only do I sing the alphabet, I totally do the “L” with my hands to find out right or left. And I tie my shoes with bunny ears. So, really, I’m like 6.

  • Reply Audrey September 7, 2016 at 11:02 am

    I typically keep my locations off because my phone used to tell me how long it’d take for me to get to work when my alarm would go off in the morning! CREEPY. Bitch, you don’t know my life!
    As far as outside service people go, I love our mail lady and our UPS guy (and I sit at the front of the building so I see them all the time) but the Staples guy who drops off random packages and the copier/print guys are such oddballs. Hahaha!
    I totally agree with the money saving meme, the vocabulary one, and the getting fat meme ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Reply Bri @ North Star Girl Lone Star World September 7, 2016 at 11:15 am

    Yes to all the ecards! I don’t understand why people need to shame others =, especially when it comes to being a mom. You do your thing & let the other person do theirs…it’s that simple.

  • Reply Lauren @ Oh Hey! I Like That! September 7, 2016 at 11:22 am

    Omg I just had to share that vocabulary meme with one of my bridesmaids because YASSSSSSS!

  • Reply StephTheBookworm September 7, 2016 at 11:38 am

    I joined some mom groups too during my pregnancy. It was super helpful when I had a question but some people were so judgmental and rude. Blech! I ended up having to hide or leave some of the groups.

    Love Britney’s new song so much!!

  • Reply Mattie @ Northwest Native September 7, 2016 at 11:51 am

    I’ve heard some horror stories about mommy group judgment and I just CAN’T. But I understand wanting to be in those groups to be able to ask questions. I bet a lot of members are just silent in the group until they do have a question, and they just tolerate the craziness the rest of the time!

    That first ecard is me 100% of the time. Ha! And so is the ‘fuck’ one. And the getting fat one.

  • Reply Amanda September 7, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    Brittney is my religion! I agree… her body is INSAAAANE!

  • Reply Dani September 7, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    The disrespect of service people in professional settings- totally with you! I feel like they do it on purpose sometimes, or like they service whatever they’re working on REALLY LOUD just to mess with us. B Spears was so mad about the VMAs that she’s sworn never to perform at them again. I think the real tragedy of her performance (besides the obvious lip-syncing) was going on after Beyonce. That girl put on a full on, LONG as hell theatrical performance. And um yeah… I still sing the dang alphabet song! I can’t help it! Oh question– are confessions staying monthly or going back to weekly? I can’t keep track but I want to participate!

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders September 7, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    It freaks me out when Siri tells me how far away from work I am too! She’s totally obsessed with us! I totally thought that today was Tuesday as well, but I guess that’s a good thing because we’re one step closer to the weekend than we originally thought!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista September 7, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    I totally didn’t know (or care) about the VMA’s either, but I think we all need that glitter jacket in our closets! And I didn’t find that drink that bad either, it just tasted like flat orange soda. I’d much rather drink that stuff again that give blood any day or go through the 1st trimester yuckiness again. People are ridiculous!

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky September 7, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    wtf i thought today was tuesday and posted something the opposite of confessions LOL. we are bad hosts.

    those mommy groups are awful but i can’t help but read/troll them. there’s this one group called Cafe Mom and they have the most absurd members. it’s like that GOMI site but for bored mothers LOL

  • Reply Robin September 7, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    I hear some horror stories about how bad some parents are to other parents. Bitches and assholes come in all varieties, I guess!

  • Reply Jessica @ Pleas(e) & Carrots September 7, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    I hate when my phone tries to predict where I’m going, it always creeps me out!

  • Reply Emelia September 7, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    1. YES YES YES YES YES, I confess that I LOVE YOU and your appreciation for Britney. I mean, yes, she’s lip sync-ing but I’ll take that any day of the week with the performance she puts on. She looks SO good and you can tell she’s happy because she’s just glowing. I love this part of the post, obvi.
    2. UGH to service people. We typically have the same routine ones we see often and most are SO incredibly rude. Throw their things down. Stand right in the way of us walking in and out of one common area doorway, when they are not even working on a door! Drives me insane, like have a clue!

  • Reply texerinsydney September 8, 2016 at 6:02 am

    I have a friend that was on a Mommy group on facebook. After an array of judgemental, mommy shaming posts, she thought “hmmm…before I go bitch gangsta on these folks, maybe I should quit the group.” haha!

  • Reply Cara September 8, 2016 at 8:28 am

    The diabetes drink wasn’t the worst part, it was the fasting part-haha I’m one of these who plans what I’m eating for my next meal before I’ve even finished the one I’m on, so that was a challenge for me. No worries though after it was over I’m pretty sure I went and ate a Big Mac or something- lol. I think some people just like to complain and like the attention. Those are the ones I can’t stand in FB groups.

  • Reply mandie September 8, 2016 at 10:00 am

    I love Britney! She’s amazing! I didn’t know the VMA’s were on either…I must be getting old. So, I’ll have to head on over to YouTube to check out her performance as well. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply September 9, 2016 at 7:56 am

    I am thrown off from the short week too! I thought yesterday was Friday. FAIL!!

  • Reply Amy Getz September 11, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    I love me some Brittany!! She rocks it for sure!

  • Reply kristen September 15, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    whenever we have people come into our office from other companies, they always stand in front of my desk in our little lobby area and talk on the phone. while i am trying to work, or answer the phones. then they shoot me dirty looks when MY phone rings. but our little lobby is in our suite, just outside the doors is a hallway lobby thing where the elevators are. you can’t take your phone call out there? RUDE.

  • Reply Laura September 20, 2016 at 10:17 am

    The Alabama support group isn’t that bad — they have legit questions and answers and stuff, soooooo that’s a good one, but all the other ones, LOL. You and I have shared our thoughts on the drink, and like people just need to get over it. Necessary evil that’s not EVEN THAT BAD. Also eff all the Britney haters — that girl came back better and more awesome, and I will forever love her. Pass the glitter hoodie please.

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