Confession time!


–This is always my favorite post to both draft and read each week. Kathy freaking rocks! Also, Kathy is co-hosting the Hump Day Blog Hop with Liz…whom I also link up with every Wednesday so what what!!!!!!

–I sort of kind of feel like a bad ass that my weights got too light and I had to go purchase some new ones. #beast

–I want to know why so many people are riding the douche canoe lately. Seriously, pull your head out of your ass.

— I couldn’t pick which douche canoe ecard I wanted to use so you got two.

–I am really excited that spring is here. I really enjoyed spending time out on our deck this past weekend and look forward to many more weekends of wonderful weather. But seriously. Fuck you, pollen.

–This happens to me all the time! When I am invited to go and do something, after my initial excitement I start to panic and think….what will I wear?!?!?!?! I have a birthday party to attend Friday night and I have not a clue what I am going to wear?!? I need more cute clothes. ASAP.

And a few more confessions in ecards:

Now confess to us all the secrets and it will absolutely make you feel better. Happy Hump Daaaaaaaaaaay!

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  • Reply Kerry April 16, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    So many douche canoes not enough time to punch them all!! The Facebook one is hilarious!

  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda April 16, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    i am LOVING that you’re loving body beast and being a bro and my boner is huge right now when i read that you increased your weights already. BROS FOR THE WIN!!!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Jessi April 16, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    Hahaha Yep! None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga either! And I don’t think they would it I went! So much more of a tights girl.

  • Reply Kristen April 16, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    i laughed far too hard at all the e-cards. you could have shared all the internet has on douche canoes and it wouldn’t be enough to cover all the douches in the world. seriously.

  • Reply Meighan April 16, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    you go giiiirrrllll, lift those weights! and in all reality, I really do feel like i will look like a muscley man-woman if I lift too much. But I’m damn doing it anyway!

    I’ve never heard the term “douche canoe” but you can bet your ass I’m going to start saying it!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph April 16, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    People have been total dicks recently.

  • Reply Sara April 16, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    hahahaha! I LOVE these ecards! Especially the douche canoe ones, because I definitely feel the same way, but I always somehow manage to forget to add “douche canoe” to my daily vocabulary 😉

  • Reply Krystal April 16, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    I laughed way too hard at these!

  • Reply Lynsey @ Eternally Wanderlyn April 16, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Hahah! Those ecards are awesome! I’m definitely too short for my BMI. LOL

  • Reply Jordan April 16, 2014 at 2:00 pm

    I got really, really excited on your behalf for having to go get new weights! Fuck yes!!! That made me so happy! And the BMI someecard was my favorite, I haven’t seen that one before!

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal April 16, 2014 at 2:06 pm


    Holy cow… I think I may have pee’d a little. Well, just kidding.. but you get the point.. right?

    Found you over with Fitness Blondie’s Blog Hop! And I am in LOVE!

    Can’t wait to read more from you!

  • Reply Kelli April 16, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    The pollen would ruin spring if it didn’t follow gloomy winter, I just want to breath freely and stop sneezing!

  • Reply Lauren April 16, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    The ecards are great! Um seriously, you love to shop so how do you have nothing to wear? I’m sure you have something amazing and you just don’t realize it! But I so feel you. All those girls with cute dresses at their disposal in the closet at all times – who are you and where do I get your together-ness?

  • Reply Em April 16, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    BAHAHA YES to all of these e-cards! Love them. And beast mode indeed! I seriously jump for joy when I find that I need to increase the weights I’m using. 😀 Rock on, girl!

  • Reply Amanda April 16, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    Dude! I would loooooooooooove to fly around and shit on people’s heads! Either a bird or a monkey… ’cause then you could THROW it at ’em!

  • Reply Wendy@BlushandBarbells April 16, 2014 at 4:26 pm

    Yay for increasing your weights! I was so thrilled last week when my biceps curls increased by 2.5 pounds. BEAST UP!

  • Reply helene April 16, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    haha you are killing it with the e-cards! love it. and seriously, what should i wear.

  • Reply Brooks @ The Handey Way April 16, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    Way to go on the weights girl! I’ve moved up too recently, and I definitely feel like a bad ass.

  • Reply jackie April 16, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    ha loooove the ecards! and I’ve been slacking at the gym lately so i’ll probably need to switch to lighter weights haha oops.

  • Reply brooke lyn April 16, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    1) douche canoe will forever be fun to say. 2) lift all dem weights, bro 3) i have rocked serious allergies for a week and a half now. it is the worst.

  • Reply Lisa April 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    HAHA!! Yes I have the same problem!! I stay in a lot but when there’s a party or an event i’m like ”darn, I have nothing to wear” lol. Closet full of clothes but I wear none.. Hate that lol! 😉 xoxo


  • Reply Melissa April 16, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    BMI ecard is my life.

  • Reply Miranda April 17, 2014 at 12:08 am

    I hate figuring out what to wear! It’s the worst…it gives me anxiety.

  • Reply Laura April 17, 2014 at 12:41 am

    So glad I’m not the only one who can appreciate a good douche canoe ecard, because most days are not complete without calling someone a douche canoe.

  • Reply Rachel April 17, 2014 at 4:26 am

    Dude, that’s awesome about weights getting lighter for you. That ecard about BMI is so spot on. I always scowl and think, “well if I were 2 inches taller it would be a lot better. This chart obviously favors tall people!”
    – Rachel @ With Love, Rachel

  • Reply Kate April 17, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    I had my one day I got to sit outside during lunch and now its freezing again- wtf! Fingers crossed for more deck days for both of us!

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