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–My 14 year old niece has me hooked to a song she refers to as “the sponge bob song.” No, it isn’t the theme song….but it might be just as embarrassing. Yet so damn catchy. Don’t judge me but go listen! OK fine, judge me.

–I looked at my keyword search stats the other day because they always make me laugh. I felt like such a badass when one of them was “what girls feel when they lift weights.” YES!!!!!!

–I feel like a teenager with the way my face has broken out over the last week. Please tell me on what universe is it fair that I have to worry about acne and wrinkles at the same time?!?!

–I was in the bathroom washing my face the other night and I walked to the trash can to dispose of my make up wipe when I discovered a large ass fucking spider the size of my hand just chilling in our garden tub. I looked like this

Then I was like

Then I did what any adult would do, I went and got Chris so I had some back up in case the spider tried to do anything wack when I attempted to kill that mothafuckaaaaaa!

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  • Reply Teh Megan September 24, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    mario kart wrong screen? ALL THE TIME. It’s why I never played shit like Halo because I’d get confused and end up getting killed which infuriated me.

    My roomies think I’m more afraid of spiders than i actually am. I don’t LIKE them, and I’d rather someone else kill them.. UNLESS I’m shoeless or naked (like out of the shower, so still shoeless) which means I’m completely defenseless so I have to call someone else to kill it! DUH.

  • Reply Kelli September 24, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    I HATE it when I get a kids song stuck in my head, unfortunately it happens on a regular basis here.

  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda September 24, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    dont’ even get me started on spiders. i was doing pike presses the other day when a spider sidles up next to my mat and i freaked out and nearly face planted trying to get the hell out of its way. pretty sure i saw it give me the finger as it crawled away #asshole

    thanks for linking up!
    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Kimmi September 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Yep I always look at the wrong screen! I am not going to click that link because I will end up singing whatever catchy song that is for the next three weeks…it always happens!

  • Reply Jessica Shannon September 24, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    OMG I cringed just thinking about that spider. I usually just scream and run away and don’t come back until Brian has killed it!

  • Reply Pinky September 24, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Ugh, spiders! Ewww ewww eww!

    I keep numbers in my phone too, just so I don’t ever answer a call from someone I don’t care for, keeps me sane.

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie September 24, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    omg I”m shuddering over here thinking of a spider the size of your hand

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph September 24, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    The spiders want to get IN now because summer’s over. Bastard assholes.

  • Reply Julia September 24, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Ugh, “We need to talk”- scariest words in the English language! Ok maybe not, but very scary!

    I HATE SPIDERS. so much! Little ones, big ones, whatever size they all creep me out! I know they eat other bugs and so they’re good or whatever but can’t they eat bugs and stay outside and OUT of my house??

    The only thing that creeps me out as bad as spiders are centipedes. *shudders*

  • Reply Kerry September 24, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    OMG I have 3 episodes with spiders lately. A huge spider that is chilling all over my front porch light, creeps me out, then a HUGE one in my bedroom, then last night one was on the back door and it jumped into the house!! Damn bastards!!

  • Reply Dani September 24, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    The only thing that creeps me out more than spiders are milipedes. UGH. They’re all furry, and they move so fast with all those damn legs- gross!

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal September 24, 2014 at 6:51 pm

    Hahahaha! – I’ve been breaking out and finding new wrinkles every day – it’s the universe’s way of making me nuts before the wedding!

    Didn’t Chris once kill a huge spider with a pellet gun or something? But yeah, I feel like a boss when I kill a huge spider too 😉

    I keep a ton of numbers in my contacts list – so I know to completely ignore the call.

  • Reply Biana Perez September 24, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Monday night I had the same thing happen to me with a spider and I screamed for my husband to come and kill him – don’t wait that bad juju on me!

  • Reply Jenn September 24, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    I always look at the wrong screen! Some of the Lego games the characters get mixed up or switch back and forth and I lose track of who I am. I’ll think I’m doing really awesome and then realize I’m watching the character my boyfriend is controlling and that I’m really just in the corner dying repeatedly. The shame…

  • Reply Melissa September 24, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    i actually do the phone number thing!

  • Reply Kenzie Smith September 24, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    But seriously go you for killing that huge spider! I always throw things at them in hopes that one of the items will smash them and I don’t have to get too close. Ugh. They are so creepy!

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth September 25, 2014 at 12:09 am

    I hate spiders so much. Have you seen that meme if spiders could talk…..wait did you post it? It’s hilarious. That is when I would have gotten out my high powered hair spray and fried that beast. Is that wrong of me to say?

  • Reply Amanda | Glittericity September 25, 2014 at 12:34 am

    Oh, I so feel you on the yoga pants/looking unacceptable thing. Soon as I get home, pants and bra come off. And it takes the promise of something REALLY good for me to put them back on! Also, the spider thing. There are so many fucking spiders here. Do you know what a huntsman is? Don’t Google it, you’ll piss yourself. Just know that when you’re playing video games in the dark (looking at the right screen for once) and something the size of a man hand comes crawling towards you… NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.

  • Reply Amanda September 25, 2014 at 2:17 am

    Break outs just shouldn’t happen after 18. It’s rude as fuck.

  • Reply Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions September 25, 2014 at 10:24 am

    I would have died with a spider on my hand! lol

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says September 25, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    I live in the sticks and spiders are plentiful around here. It’s a fucking nightmare. They’re HUGE and awful and straight up disgusting. I’ve basically become a spider serial killer since we’ve moved. I can’t even pretend I’m not.

  • Reply allison September 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    AMEN haha… I am totally unacceptable looking when I’m at home. But I just wanna be comfy!

  • Reply Kate September 25, 2014 at 3:22 pm

    I have worse acne as an adult than I ever did in high school. I wish I had just gotten it over with then instead of being stuck with it now!

  • Reply Kristen September 25, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    oh my gosh I used to do the mario kart wrong screen every time i played lol. my skin has been crazy ugly lately boo, and spiders HELL NO.

  • Reply Margaret September 25, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    At least you will kill your own spiders. I call for my husband…strictly because I will not walk back in the room until he takes care of it!

    And yes…instant I get home- sweats and a tshirt. No time for normal clothes at home!!

  • Reply tricia congilio September 25, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    I pretty much felt like a hero killing my first bugs when I moved out on my own. I have resorted back to being a non-hero since my bf kills them for me now.

    That is a funny idea look back at your keyword searches. Blogger shows keywords that peeps found my blogs through and sometimes it makes no sense.

    Hahaahaaa!! Googling symptoms and it’s cancer!!!

  • Reply Stephanie September 25, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    haha I’m the spider catcher. John will kill them but I don’t like to kill them because they eat mosquitos which I hate. So I catch them and put them outside. Except Wilfred. He’s the daddy long legs hanging in the corner of my high ceiling. Never leaves, bothers no one, eats the little flies that sneak in. We’re buds. You’d probably freak…

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