It is already time to confess everything again!!!!! I am not quite sure how I come up with new things to confess every week, but man it feels great!

–Sephora sent me an email with awesome items that I can redeem my points for. I sort of want to place an order just to get awesome free shit. And samples. I love samples.



–When items have the “lift and peel” contraption on them….I simply can not lift and peel. It doesn’t work. Then I just get pissed and take a knife to that bitch. Lift and peel my ass!




–On days that I don’t wash my hair (usually Tuesdays and Sundays) I wear a grandma shower cap. Yes, it has stupid looking flowers on it. No, I don’t care. I mean, how else do you not get your hair wet? Whatever, you know you wear one too.

–The struggle is real! With warmer weather comes out of control hair!

–Yesterday my sister in law called me with a new, faster way to get home. I put my address into google maps just in case I got lost in the ghetto or something. Google maps showed that it would take me 34 minutes to get home from where I was. Challenge accepted. Have. to. beat. google. maps. home. I did. By five minutes. Holllllaaaaaa!



–Ummm up until last night my nails looked like this. Oops. Went nine days without painting them. Whatever.

–Also, the only reason why I took off the polish was because I knew I was going to be blating it up this evening and I didn’t want anyone to be judgy.

–I am off the charts excited about my blate tonight with Meegan and Meighan!!!! Yay for internet friends. It is totally not weird….

And now for some ecard confessions!

Now go link up with Kathy and confess with all the interwebz! I have some waiting around to 5:30pm to be doing. Why do the work days go SO SLOW but the weekends are gone in a blink of an eye?!?!




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  • Reply Krystal May 7, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Enjoy you blate! And dont feel bad my nails look just like that and I only did them Friday!

  • Reply Kristen May 7, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    road rage in walmart! haha! love it. oh my wouldnt it be awesome to absorb other peoples health benefits! lol. i hate lift and peel. blah. i dont wear a shower cap, i have no idea how i dont wet my hair – i suppose it gets a little wet around my face, but if i wear one of those caps it gets more wet? who knows. lol

  • Reply Lauren May 7, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    OMG I get so ragey at the cart drivers at the grocery store! And I don’t use a shower cap (sorry!) – I just put my hair in a bun on top of my head. The front gets wet from washing my face but ehh. And humidity can suck it…

  • Reply kathy@vodkandsoda May 7, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    rage in walmart or any grocery store, for that matter. bitches always leave their cart right in the middle of the aisle so i just get mad and ram their cart aside while giving them the side-eye! also, i have no grandma shower cap but i just pin my hair up. i just have grandma underwear aka period underwear. yeah, i said it.

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal May 7, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    🙂 Great confessions.

    I let me friends daughter paint my nails on Saturday… pink and teal.. with a sparkle top coat.. and I’m still rocking them, even though they are peeling, and… look like a little kid did them.

    Now, when I do my nails.. people will think I have IMPROVED my skill.. which is no where better than my friends’ 5-year old.


  • Reply Kelli May 7, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Everyone is blating this week! I hope you have an awesome time can’t wait to hear about it.

  • Reply Meighan May 7, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    e-cards 3-5 are just YES. And OMG blate night finally YAY!!! I need a drink honey… whoof.

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph May 7, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Have fun tonight!

    My shower cap has polka dots.

  • Reply Kenzie May 7, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    I love free things, especially samples. Life and peel things never work, I don’t understand why they even make them. I have figured out that if you pull it from the corner sideways it works pretty well though. If that even made sense? Hope you have an awesome blate!!

  • Reply Amanda May 7, 2014 at 3:43 pm

    Lift and peel is STUPID. Shit NEVER works and you’re left w/ a ring of crap around the lid!

  • Reply Bri @ My Life As May 7, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    My nails totally look like that right now. Maybe tonight I’ll fix them…doubt it. Have a great time tonight!

  • Reply Kerry May 7, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    I have a blue shower cap. No shame in my game! Have fun on your blate!

  • Reply brooke lyn May 7, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    never turn down a sample. even if it means you have to buy something to get the sample. also those peel and lift things are the worst. or the clear plastic they put over containers. i always take a knife to them! AND last but not least, i totally rock a shower cap i stole from a hotel. but it is not nearly as cool and flowery as yours

  • Reply Kate May 7, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    I always take a knife to lift and peel tops too. Have fun on your blate!!

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth May 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    I get road rage pushing a cart through Costco that is the straight truth! Definitely take a knife to those things because I always bend my nail back when trying to open it! Girl I order everything online instead of the store they have such better sample online! You know how I feel about hair washing 😉

  • Reply Meegan May 7, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    I need a shower cap, I am cheap and just throw my hair in a towel. I don’t know why it’s not like the towel is going to shield my hair from water… Judgy? Who ME? Nope! Girl my nails aren’t even painted right now. It will be a total no judgement zone. Can’t wait!

  • Reply Jessi May 7, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    I totally embrace the shower cap! It’s a life saver if you want to actually take a shower. Anyone who doesn’t use one and is also not washing their hair isn’t getting clean enough!

  • Reply Duckie May 8, 2014 at 4:36 am

    Hooray for your blate! Post and pictures, please! And I totally get road rage with carts! Especially when people like to take up the whole aisle with their carts!

  • Reply Margaret May 8, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    I love trying to beat the GPS!!

    • Reply Margaret May 8, 2014 at 3:57 pm

      Also- was definitely not done writing my comment when I hit post. But I love love love how there is an ecard for every single situation in life. So fricken perfect. hahah Douchebonics.

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