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Confessions

–I totally skipped my work out Tuesday morning. And this morning. Suck it Jillian.

–I skipped my work out because death is upon me. Fall pollen is no joke and my body is basically in full on strike mode. I think I get so excited about all the fall things, that I forget that I suffer from hay fever every. single. year.

–I went through an entire box of Kleenex in about five hours yesterday. The ENTIRE box.

–A week from today I have to hop on a plane and head to Orlando for work. The anxiety is real!!! It is all I can think about. I really REALLY hate flying. Would it be bad to take a shot at the airport at 5:30 am? Don’t judge me.

–Salsaritas in Homewood closed suddenly. I feel betrayed. That is totally normal, right? But like why did it close?!?!?! It was my lunch jam!

–Livvy snuck a sipĀ out of my water glass the other day, surprise surprise. I pretended like I didn’t see it and kept drinking because I was too lazy to get up and get a new one.

–I am trying to quit diet sodas again. I am sorry for the things I say while going through withdrawal.

Confessions in ecard:

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.

To this day I still wonder if that bitch ever moved out of Ludacris' way. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: Happily pissing off the world, one person at a time...

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