–I totally skipped my work out Tuesday morning. And this morning. Suck it Jillian.

–I skipped my work out because death is upon me. Fall pollen is no joke and my body is basically in full on strike mode. I think I get so excited about all the fall things, that I forget that I suffer from hay fever every. single. year.

–I went through an entire box of Kleenex in about five hours yesterday. The ENTIRE box.

–A week from today I have to hop on a plane and head to Orlando for work. The anxiety is real!!! It is all I can think about. I really REALLY hate flying. Would it be bad to take a shot at the airport at 5:30 am? Don’t judge me.

–Salsaritas in Homewood closed suddenly. I feel betrayed. That is totally normal, right? But like why did it close?!?!?! It was my lunch jam!

–Livvy snuck a sip out of my water glass the other day, surprise surprise. I pretended like I didn’t see it and kept drinking because I was too lazy to get up and get a new one.

–I am trying to quit diet sodas again. I am sorry for the things I say while going through withdrawal.

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  • Reply Bri @ My Life As October 1, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    OMG yes to the pants. I text my cousin while I was standing in the bank yesterday & was just like “can these people hurry up so I can go home & take my pants off”

  • Reply joey October 1, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Aww, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to take a shot to fly even at 5:30 AM! You’ll be fine 🙂 But a shot couldn’t hurt!

  • Reply Kristen October 1, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    girl you can give up diet soda!! i am 30 days strong, woo woo if I can do it, no really if I (me!!!) can do it, so can you. and I do the same thing with my cats, too lazy to get a new water if they take a drink. I try and sit there with my hand over my cup because they do it when I’m not looking but that gets old real fast. boo to hayfever, you poor thing! i think fall is when my allergies FINALLY go away.
    why dont you come to kentucky instead of orlando? lol. you’ll be fine!! yes take a shot or 5.

  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda October 1, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    OMG the first meme – SO TRUE. Gettin’ REAL TIRED of all that shizz.

    you can totally kick the soda habit. i haven’t had soda in about 4 years and when i tried it again just to see how it would taste, omfg it was SO SWEET i couldn’t even handle it and spit it out.

    thanks for linking up!
    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth October 1, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Did she really??? That is freaking hilarious and kinda cute all at the same time. Girl you can do it! Watch the video of all the uses for diet soda….like cleaning blood of the pavement. Too much? but it does help I swear!

  • Reply Mree October 1, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    I feel your pain about the diet soda. I just stopped drinking it as well. I do cheat and have one soda on Saturday but that is it. It is hard but I find keeping it out of the house and office makes a big difference. Good luck, you can do it!!

  • Reply Jessica Shannon October 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm

    Fall is my favorite too but my allergies are definitely the worst in the fall! And haha I always bad-mouth Jillian, makes me feel better about myself lol

  • Reply brittanyssp October 1, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    I skipped my workout this week because I apparently threw my keys in the trashcan. At no point during the 30 minutes I spent searching for them that morning did I find them. Your excuse is much more sensible.

    That last e-card is my life.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal October 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    Jillian Michaels feels BETRAYED! Hahaha – You’ve got the plague – no worries!

    Not a fan of flying either – you may want to take a shot at 530a – either that or a big swig of BENADRYL hahaha.

    No more Pants = No more Responsibilities? DONE AND DONE!

    And I just want to do bad things with carbs too – like slather them in butter and toast them. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Reply chelsea October 1, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    Ahh no! I hope you feel so much better soon!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph October 1, 2014 at 3:51 pm

    I’ve totally continued drinking something one of my dogs drank. Sorry, lazy.

    How far is the flight to Orlando? Long enough to take a benadryl or dramamine and pass out?

  • Reply Kerry October 1, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Hope you feel better soon! The Ludacris one is too funny! I really want to know now.

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says October 1, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    ALL THE FUNNIES!!! I can’t even handle them.

    If you want, I’ll work on kicking the diet soda habit with you. It makes my husband nuts that I drink it and I know how terrible it is for me. We can be accountability partners!

  • Reply Kelli October 1, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    Little K has been battling fall pollen, I’m not sure why since it never stops raining here!

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie October 1, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    eww hope you feel better- pollen is the worst, especially down south! also- zero judgement for shots at 5:30.

  • Reply Kate October 1, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    Silver lining- maybe less fall pollen in Orlando?

  • Reply Erin LFF October 1, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    I feel your pain w/ the allergies…. mine pretty much flare up with every changing season. I’ve been gross/stuffy for a few days now! Mine don’t sound as bad as yours though- hope you get some relief!

  • Reply Brooks October 1, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Girl have a bloody mary or screwdriver. That’ll calm those nerves. I hope you feel better!

  • Reply Jenn October 1, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    And here I thought pollen was just a spring thing. Or maybe it’s a geographic thing? My boyfriend is miserable in the spring, but fine in the fall, so who knows. I’m so glad I don’t have allergies (and can rub it in for you guys!).

    You drink whatever you want on that plane! You’ll never see that flight attendant again, anyway.

  • Reply alyssa October 1, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    I vote yes to a.m. airport shots. But maybe that’s just me…

  • Reply ~ Carmen ~ October 1, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Goodness gracious. One box in 5 hours. Your poor nose. I hope they were the super soft tissues! :] // ☼ ☯

  • Reply Amanda | Glittericity October 2, 2014 at 12:37 am

    I love flying!! But yes dear, that’s why airports have bars. Do it 😀 and, get a sodastream!! I haven’t had any sodas in ages but I adore my sparkling waters. You can squeeze in lime, lemon, orange, whatever for some flavour if you want, but when it’s ice cold and bubbly I find I like it just the way it is. You might have to adjust since you’re used to sweet drinks, but I love not relying on them anymore. Plus I’m healthier and dropped a few lbs without even doing anything else, just because I swapped out my sodas (even diet ones contribute to weight and metabolic problems) for the water!! Good luck girl 🙂

  • Reply Amanda October 2, 2014 at 12:39 am

    I looove Salsaritas!!! They have one right down the street from our apartment! COME MOVE IN WITH ME AND WE CAN GO ALL THE TIME!

  • Reply Jackie October 2, 2014 at 1:15 am

    My favorite coffee shop announced yesterday on FB that they were closing for good. Made me so sad.

  • Reply Morgan October 2, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    I’m sorry you are feeling bad! Allergies are no joke! 🙁

  • Reply Kay R October 7, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    I want to do bad things with carbs as well! I know this was a while back but I hope you are feeling better!

  • Reply Teh Megan October 9, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    Fall allergies can kiss my allergic ass. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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