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–Do you ever have those things that you keep meaning to do, and yet they never get done? I have noticed an occurrence of the same shit on my to-do list for weeks that I keep skipping over. Then, when I take an assessment of what needed to be done….I get really angry at myself for skipping over it! Again. #procrastination

–My current self gets really angry at last night’s self when she doesn’t stop to get gas on the way home. #lazybitch

–I have had the same thing for lunch three weeks in a row. In a rut, much? #lunchrut

–I used to be really good about getting a cup or two of green tea in every day. I tend to go through phases of not liking certain foods for awhile, and green tea got the boot for the last two months. My co-worker is on a kick and made us all a cup of this Earl Grey Green tea yesterday and I might be hooked again! It was so delicious! And way better than plain green! #antioxidants

–The other day I was getting ready for work and I tried on about 10 different tops before deciding on something that I had worn the previous week. I would like to say that my last purge worked great, but clearly not. Why should anyone have 10 tops in their closet that they don’t wear? And there are more where that came from. Time to buckle down and really learn to let go of more. #clotheshoarder

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Confessions

It is time for my weekly confessions!

–I did it. I caved. I bought Cadbury Mini Eggs on Monday night. I am not even a little bit sorry. #yolo #onceayear #justified

–We decided to make meatloaf this week because we haven’t had it in awhile and I was ridiculously excited about it. It’s the little things. #comfortfood

–I got out my mint green nail nail polish and planned to do it with a gold sparkle accent nail on Saturday for St Patrick’s day and my nails are still bare today. The bottles stare at me on the bathroom counter shaking their head in disgust every time I am in there. #itsthethoughtthatcounts

–Do you ever look at something that you know is going to piss you off, but you just can’t help it and you do it anyways. Then you rage about it for awhile and realize how ridiculous you really are? No? Me neither. #canthelpit

–Yesterday my glasses broke. I decided right then and there that it was time to finally make that damn eye appointment on my lunch break. Except, I went to Walgreens and bought a glasses repair kit instead because damn dilation. I may never go back to the eye doctor.

–I brought leg day back in to my routine. I felt awesome the entire work out and thought to myself, hmm that wasn’t so bad. Maybe my knees are better! I don’t even feel a thing. This morning I woke up and could barely walk down the stairs to the treadmill. I forgot the burn comes a day later with legs. #feeltheburn

–Speaking of treadmill, I ran two minutes longer today than my longest time last week. I was too tired to self-five myself after those extra two minutes.

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Confessions

–You guys, this morning I ran for the longest amount of time straight since I was….maybe 18? 19? It wasn’t long by any means, and nothing to brag about by fitness people standards, but hot damn I feel good! Maybe I self high fived myself when I was done. By maybe I mean damn skippy. #selfhighfive #barneystinsonstyle

–Mac took a sip of my water the other day. I just ignored the fact that I saw it and continued to drink from the glass. Dog owners, you do this too right? #dogsarepeopletoo

–There is this freaking adorable pig at the GBHS right now. Her name is Pretzel and I really really want her. I showed Chris a picture of her and the other day on the way home he said…You know, if I came home and that pig was here, I wouldn’t be mad. DONT TEMPT ME SIR! That also opens the door for puppies, right? Because I really want to bring them all home when I leave there. I mean, look at her!!! #oinkoink #iamacrazypetperson

I am fairly certain that anything I said before this picture may be forgotten because how can you resist that little piggy snout??

–I am really excited for spring for some odd reason? Usually I am all about the cold weather for as long as possible. I think I just really want to wear flip flops and sandals every day again if we are being honest! #realshoesareoverrated

–Speaking of spring, I am super pasty. I need to get a gradual tanning lotion this weekend, what is your favorite? I am open for recommendations please! And please don’t tell me Jergens. That shit smells like pretzels and I hate it. #pastyisthenewsexy

–I had a great time last night with my #MagicCityBloggers!!! We had our monthly Blogstorm meet up and talked about SEO, link ups and all things blogging. I always feel so refreshed and inspired when I leave there. It makes me feel good about all the hard work we put in to our organization.

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Confessions

–Even though Kathy has put an end to the best link up there ever was, I am going to continue to confess. Confessions are good for the soul. Or something like that.

–This is the second time writing this post. The first time I was almost finished and WordPress freaked out and I didn’t have anything saved. Wonderful.

–I was really proud of myself Friday. My coworkers went to Jack Brown’s for burgers and fries and I stuck with my plan to go to Whole Foods for brown rice sushi. Turning down burgers, who am I??

–This week is just awful. My Monday was so bad that it spilled in to Tuesday when I left the delicious turkey chili I made Monday evening out on the stove to cool and forgot to put it up before I went to bed. I woke up Tuesday morning and noticed instantly. FAIL!!!!!! I am still pissed about it.

–It’ official. I have old ears. The music was so loud at the party Saturday night that I lost hearing in my right ear. It came back around noonish on Sunday along with a major headache. #hagstatus

–I have been horrible about blogging lately. I need to get my life together and get some posts drafted!

–I am more excited about Disney on Ice on Friday than I think my nephew is who asked me to chaperon his class. I will probably spend the next two days deciding what I am going to wear with my Mickey crown. 🙂

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Confessions – Is It Just Me?

-Is it just me…or do you get in your car and route your map out in your head, visualizing which way you need to turn and which roads you are going to take? I am a girl with a plan, yo.

-Is it just me….or when you’re shopping and see 30% off and can instantly calculate said discount in your head. Anyone who ever goes shopping with me is constantly bringing me things and saying, “So this is $35.99 and is 30% off, what is it going to be for me?” Am I the only one who learned fractions and percentages in school? Or do you think this stems from a shopping problem?

-Is it just me…or does the manager and eight cashiers at Target know you by first name because you are in there too much. And you actually know things about the managers daily life because of chit chat at the register.

-Is it just me….or do you not understand how all of these fashion bloggers afford their extensive, expensive wardrobes.

-Is it just me….or do you only shop the sales racks at Anthropologie too. I mean, who can afford that shit full price? Not me. Not me at all folks.

-Is it just me….or do you start thinking about lunch around 9:00 am.

-Is it just me…or do you talk to your animals like people when no one is around.

-Is it just me…or do  you hate when people half ass stuff until you come along and do it better and then they try to copy you?

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