–I suck at hair. I spent 25 minutes trying to curl mine on Sundday and it looked anything but curly. It just looked like a hot mess. Like seriously, how?!?!?! How do  you people do it?

–I can’t stand petty bitches. I chose to take the high road in most instances in life. I wish others would do the same. I guess it makes for a good laugh?

–Olivia is getting more curious as she gets older. This morning I saw her around the toilet in our guest bath. I said no Livvy, but she has never listened to me so why start now? She hopped up and then promptly fell in. I could not stop laughing. I am chuckling all over again as I type this because you should have seen the look on her face. Does that make me a bad cat mom? I am going with no, it was funny as shit and serves her right! You don’t see the dogs doing stupid stuff like that. I just wish Mac and Gracie would have seen it!

–I have already given up one of my goals this month. And by give up, I mean I never even started it. Meh. The good news is that I have been nailing my 6 days a week of work outs!

–The other day I was just signing in my car, like this:

Annnndddd then I realized that it was my exit and I had to get over two lanes super fast. Oops!

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  • Reply Bri @ My Life As September 10, 2014 at 12:01 pm

    Ugh your petty bitches comment made me realize I forgot to “confess” aka rant about petty bitches… My coffee isn’t even pretending this morning ha. It’s just like “you’re stupid for staying up so late…deal with this one on your own”

  • Reply Lauren September 10, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    Hahaha love that she fell in the toilet! Bauer used to like to walk around the perimeter of the seat and get daaaaangerously close to drinking the water so we are now a lids down household! And totally agree, my hunger really cramps my dieting style. I mean I try to make good choices but still!

  • Reply joey September 10, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    Livvy falling in the toilet kills me. KILLS ME! Campbell comes and stands in the shower (we have a stall shower with a curtain) daily. He sits in the very corner and winces as the water hits him…but I can’t make him stop. I’m like “whatever, suit yourself.” But when I give him a bath? It’s the end of the freaking world. I’m like cat, YOU VOLUNTARILY GET WET ON THE DAILY! What gives?!?!

  • Reply Jessica Shannon September 10, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    hahah awww poor thing fell in the toilet!! And I love the Michelle Tanner gif!

  • Reply Julia @ Grace Makes New September 10, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Oh my gosh, your cat fell in the toilet?? I would have been cracking up! You’re not a bad cat mom for laughing, I would have lost it! And I probably would have taken pictures too…

    Yeah, I’m not doing so great with one (or two) of my goals for this month either…

    And YES, retail therapy should totally be covered by health insurance!

  • Reply Laura September 10, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Livvy in the toilet!! ahahahah. Poor kitty. Petty bitches…. I’ll never understand. Perfect e-card form as per usual. 🙂

  • Reply Kristen September 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    oh my, all my cats have fallen into the toilet at one point, its hilarious! the funniest is when chelsea fell into the bath, she was not happy! but she still comes and sits on the edge every time i have a bath, so she didnt learn.
    petty bitches – ugh who has time for that high school shit?
    also girl it took me years, no joke, to get better at curling my hair. I have my ‘year in the life recaps’ and i think 2012 is the year i really started to get it and i make a comment like this is what my curls used to look like and you’ll see, it was pathetic. dont give up!

  • Reply Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions September 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    LMfao can’t believe she fell in!

  • Reply Jessi September 10, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Great job with 6 days a week of workouts! Better than my best week!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph September 10, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    I haven’t been hitting my one goal, but I’m hitting the other two and doing something towards the third. At this point, I’ll take it.

    LOLOLOLOL @ the fall in

    I can’t do hair either.

  • Reply kathy @ vodka and soda September 10, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    i got no time for petty bitches; i call them out and then walk away. ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat!!!

    thanks for linking up!

  • Reply Morgan September 10, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    hahaha Poor Livy!!!

    P.S – Is it Thursday yet?!

  • Reply Jackie September 10, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    I suck at hair too and always look like I’m a some sort of rock star while singing in my car.

  • Reply chelsea September 10, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    Any time I set out to do my hair like something I found on pinterest, it always ends up in a messy bun. ALWAYS.

  • Reply Kelli September 10, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    Singing in the car can get so distracting but it’s so much fun!

  • Reply Jules September 10, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    HAHAH my foster kitten did the same thing! I woke up and went to make toast and turned around and he was SOAKING wet and looked so pathetic. It was hysterical

  • Reply Kerry September 10, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    Poor Livvy, but serves her right! I would totally join that sorority. At least you are hitting your workout goals.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal September 10, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    I am fluent in sarcasm and movie quotes as WELL!
    OH MAN! I <3 you!

    I suck at hair too – and keeping nail polish on my nails – Such a BAD girl – I need a girly mentor – just for those moments when I HAVTA. Am I right?

    OH – and those silent days – Yeah, I have those a lot. 😉

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal September 10, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    OH AND LIVVY! HEHEHEHEHE – I am giggling about it still – Silly Kitty~

  • Reply Pinky September 10, 2014 at 5:45 pm

    Petty biatches are the worst. Sometimes taking the high road sucks, but then you remember that they are the ones keeping the drama alive. You are on to bigger and better!

    I DON’T GIVE A KRAPPA….best sorority name….EVER!

  • Reply Jaclyn September 10, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    I suck at hair too. I can barely put my hair in a ponytail…and braiding is totally just out of the question. I feel like a failure of a woman! Maybe I should practice, because I sure do get sick of always wearing my hair down.

  • Reply Tricia Coniglio September 10, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    Nice job keeping up with the workouts. I suck at hair too. My mom never took time on my hair so I guess I never cared about it that much. Didn’t practice doing it in jr high or high school … or now. LOL.

    I cannot believe Olivia actually fell in the toilet! It is funny but I am trying to figure out how a kid actually gets in the toilet. I probably cannot figure it out cuz I’m not that small.

  • Reply Amanda September 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm

    Bahahaha… I wish you would’ve caught her falling into the toilet on video!!!!

  • Reply jackie September 11, 2014 at 12:24 am

    awww so funny/sad about your cat! and i am always singing in my car like that!

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth September 11, 2014 at 1:10 am

    Times like that don’t you wish you had the ability to make a gif of that whole scene with her falling in? Like seriously how do people get those of their pets all the time? It’s okay girl I’ve done that epic car singing almost miss an exit mishap probably once a week!

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says September 11, 2014 at 1:25 am

    I speak those same languages!!

    I can’t curl my hair either but my hair is actually some sort of curly mess already which works out well. When I want it to look nice, I have to straighten it and then curl is again and then it looks worse than when I started.

    I can’t believe the cat fell in!!

  • Reply Brooks September 11, 2014 at 11:40 am

    I used to master the wavy curls, but somehow I lost my mojo and now it’s like I stuck my finger in a socket. #hairprobz

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie September 11, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    bahjahaahaha Livvy in the toilet!!! I can’t even!

    Boo on bitches.

    I don’t ‘even want to talk about the 3 times I’ve tried to use a curling iron. Fail, fail fail.

  • Reply brooke lyn September 11, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    hahaha i have totally missed my exit because i was jamming to hard to the radio before

  • Reply Kate September 11, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    I am the worst at doing my own hair too. It’s pretty pathetic actually how even my pony tails need multiple attempts to look decent.

  • Reply Krystal September 14, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    I cant stand petty bitches either!!! And that diet eccard … yup!

  • Reply Teh Megan September 15, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Before I got a perm, I’d try to curl my hair and within minutes of walking out of the bathroom, it’d be blah-blah-straight again… thus the perm, which I LOVE.

    I’ve given up on not saying mean things. When bitches are dumb, they need to be called out. I’m tired of re-doing other people’s work for them.

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