–Hearing a sigh on the phone always cracks me up. It speaks so much more than actual words. I especially love it when I am calling rent comps for work and go through my whole spill about who I am and what I am doing…they can’t freaking wait to get me off the phone!

–I cant stop biting the skin around my nails. It is a huge problem! Last week I bought some Burt Bees cuticle cream and last night night I painted my nails. I am hoping these efforts will help break my habit!

Chris was talking to me on gchat yesterday and he was all “Do you have your post ready for tomorrow?” I was all “no.” He was all, “Mine is epic I cant wait to link up!” Seriously? A monster I tell you!

–I hate birds. Like, I think they are so disgusting and creepy. Well, I was leaving work the other night and pulled out into the alley behind my building. A freaking bird is just chillin in the middle of the alley. I honk, no movement. I honk again. Nothing. I roll down my window and am all “Yo bird, MOVE!” Still nothing. REALLY?! No matter how much I hate the damn things, I am not going to purposefully run one over. So I get out and throw a stick in its direction, careful not to hit the bird. FINALLY it gets the hint. I mean, come on! Also, I am a ridiculous person.

–I am old. You want to know how I am old? I had to Google what “Turn down for what” actually meant because I didn’t understand from the context clues in the song.

–I signed in to my Starbucks app the other day and realized I hadn’t been to Starbucks since March 16. Obviously, I run on Dunkin’ when I have coffee out. Mainly because it is $2-4 cheaper.

–I go through phases with food. When I find something I like, I tend to eat the crap out of it until I am just so sick of it that I don’t have it for a long time. This goes for meals as well as snacks. Oops.

–I need to see my hair girl ASAP. Buttttt I know I am going to the beach next month and my hair ALWAYS turns super light when I am there so I am thinking there is really no point in having my highlights redone right now. Can I go a month looking like the hot mess express? Jury is still out.

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  • Reply Lauren June 11, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Love the last ecard! And I’m weirded out by birds, too. They come in the garage and bathe in the dog’s water, so gross. And he lets them. Last night Andrew decided to blog and hogged the computer for like an hour and I was like COME ONNNN it’s confessions day, I have to post! Weird husband bloggers!

  • Reply Brooks June 11, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    I feel super old because I had to google what that song meant right after I read your confession. I just thought it was a catchy song with no meaning.

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph June 11, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    I totally crap out on my hair color in the summer. The wedding I’m in at the end of the month is ruining that. I need to look tip top.

    I have no idea what turn down for what means, and I don’t care. LOL OLD LADY STATUS

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal June 11, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    I hate birds.
    Especially, Parrots.

    Just saying.
    Going to have nightmares tonight just thinking about them.

    Come on over… check out my confessions.
    Thanks for following me and commenting so often. It means a lot!

  • Reply Kelli June 11, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    I go on food kicks too, I’ll eat something day and night until I’m sick of it and then move on to something new.

    The Tupperware ecard cracks me up, where does that shit go?

  • Reply Teh Megan June 11, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Currently, I’m stuck on Brookstone’s chocolate covered acai berries. I count them as a fruit serving. not even sorry.

  • Reply Kate June 11, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    People around here are either hard core Dunkin or Starbucks. We have multiple of both located within a couple blocks of my office so the loyalties are fierce.

  • Reply brittney June 11, 2014 at 3:19 pm

    I get like that with food too I will literally eat the same thing for breakfast lunch and dinner last time it was avocados I was obsessed!

  • Reply brooke lyn June 11, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    I get to slap brad’s hand away from him anytime he bites his nails because he has such a problem with it. It’s really fun for me.

  • Reply tori June 11, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    Total Dunkin fan all the way!

  • Reply Lisa June 11, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    Hey Nadine!!! DD is soo much cheaper than Starbucks but I swear I think they put the tiniest bit of crack in there lolol!! And my bf always picks at his cuticles.. literally until they’re red!! I cringe!! lol !! Love the e-cards as always!! ;D XOXO


  • Reply Kerry June 11, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    I am a Dunkin person though i tend to brew my own more. Love the first ecard. I hate when people use “I’m being honest” as an excuse for being rude.

  • Reply Meighan June 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    Honestly, your husband. I can’t even with his blog. He even put the “hey girl it’s humpday” link on his page! Jesus I’m dying laughing. I went and commenting on his blog post about e-cigs, because Ben is addicted. Also, his post from today with all the Mean Girl gifs… just, I just can’t.

  • Reply Bri @ My Life As June 11, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    I have been biting my nails & the skin around them too. It drives me crazy because they were long not all that long ago but then I got stressed & bye bye nails…

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie June 11, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Birds EW. Especially pigeons- they’re flying rats. I just can’t.

  • Reply Krystal June 11, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    I dont mind birds but I saw a bird literally chase a man last week and it was the funniest thing ever! Also I bite the skin too esp around my thumbs. it needs to stop hah

  • Reply kathy @ vodka and soda June 11, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    omg the tupperware. i hate it. how can you even organize that shizz??!!!!???? my cupboard is a mess with it 🙁

    also the food — i eat the same thing and have been for the last 3 years. i’m just starting to get bored with it!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply Stephanie June 11, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    hahaa I love those ecards. I desperately wish I could outsource Mondays!

  • Reply Laura June 11, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    That bird story equals awesome. Some of them are ballsy little assholes. Also, nice job as always with the ecards. I have an irrational hatred of Tupperware and I almost fell out mah chair with that one.

  • Reply Jessica Shannon June 11, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    OMG there was a bird in our garage the other day and it was like stuck in Brian’s hockey net and I was like Brian, you have to get it out. And finally it got unstuck and left, whew!

  • Reply Amanda June 12, 2014 at 12:51 am

    Bahahahah… WTF doessss “turn down for what” mean?! I’ve been meaning to look it up too but keep forgetting! Fill a fellow old bitch in! ;P

  • Reply Jules June 12, 2014 at 1:01 am

    LOL @ the turn down for what!! That is hysterical

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  • Reply Tracie June 12, 2014 at 3:23 am

    I bite my cuticles too! I usually get a monthly $7 manicure to keep them trimmed back so that I won’t bite them. I have no clue why I do it!

  • Reply Jana @ The Townhouse Pioneer June 12, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    We’re the same person. That’s it. This post solidifies it.

    BIRDS ARE THE WORST!!! I hate them so much. I don’t wish them harm but seriously, they can fly. That’s creepy as hell.

    I don’t know what “turn down for what” means either. I don’t know that I even want to know.

    And I totally pick the hell out of my cuticles, especially when I’m stressed.

  • Reply Em June 12, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    Birds weird me out too. I don’t understand why people have them as pets…they shit all day, make a lot of annoying noise and they’re not fluffy to snuggle. Pet fail.

  • Reply Jessi June 12, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    You always have such amazing eCards. Good luck with finger biting – I do this / chew gum when i’m anxious

  • Reply kristen June 13, 2014 at 5:17 am

    you have the best ecards. i do the same thing with the food – i eat so much and then i dont want it for like a year. um, turn down what? i still dont get it, but i dont mind. sometimes i dont mind being old. haha.

  • Reply Meegan June 13, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    I love your confessions! I can relate to every single one of them! Is the Burt Bees cuticle cream good? I hate birds too. I hate how they tweet all.the.time, plus we have some aggressive ones in my neighborhood that like to swoop down at me. Come at me bro! I legit had to google the meaning of the song too. Thank God for Urban Dictionary!

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