Confessions – Thanksgiving Style

Hey hey hey!!!! It is basically like Friday in work world since tomorrow is Thanksgiving!!!! Link up with Kathy and I and tell us all your secrets!

–Sometimes when I know I am wearing boots, I grab my cropped or capri length jeans. I mean, you don’t know the difference and well…I hate tucking all that extra jean material into my boots! #noonecantellthedifference #lazy

–I hate stuffing. There. I said it. Is it the worst thing I have ever tried? No. But ummmmm there is way too much else deliciousness to waste calories on something that is just meh for me. This goes with dressing to, you southern people like weird shit. #moreforyou

–I also hate liver. It smells gross and it sounds gross. I haven’t tried it since I was a kid but ummm just no. #gross

–My family usually got the canned cranberry sauce that is more of a jello consistency. (Which is still my favorite, by the way….) But every year I had to have the top piece with the can indentation. I would legit get pissed if someone took it. #Istilldothis #minebitch

–Trying to sleep on the eve of Thanksgiving is hard for me. I am so excited to spend lots of time with family on Thanksgiving day…..and super duper excited for my mom and I’s annual Black Friday excursion that starts promptly at 9-10PM Thanksgiving night well in to the late afternoon on Friday. #shoppingismycardio

This is an actual text with my mom about our trip. #wedontplay

text with my mom

–I actually find the crazy Black Friday shoppers who get rowdy and pushy quite entertaining. People get so pissy and I just laugh. I think it pisses them off more. #itsjustshopping #chillthefuckoutandsmile

Confessions in ecard Thanksgiving style

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Now it is your turn! Link up with Kathy and I, confess all your things. Go ahead, this is a safe space.

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  • Reply Erin of TexErin-in-SydneyLand November 25, 2015 at 12:14 am

    I’m right there with you about stuffing. #caloriewasters

    That Louis C.K. meme is me more often than I care to admit.

  • Reply Biana @ Blovedboston November 25, 2015 at 7:00 am

    I’m so impressed you brave the crowds for black friday shopping – I can’t…just mayhem!! Enjoy your beautiful holiday with your family! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky November 25, 2015 at 7:15 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! i love it. happy thanksgiving! i will be lurking the online stores for black friday sales to get some christmas shizz. remember to pack water, snacks and walkee-talkees for shopping!

  • Reply Heather November 25, 2015 at 7:36 am

    Unless my sister drags me out of the house I’m just not interested in Black Friday shopping in stores down here like I was back home, too many people and talk about crazy! Hahaha, not over until I hate myself, truth! Have a good one and good luck!

    • Reply Jenna November 25, 2015 at 7:16 pm

      Oh, this is DEFINITELY me. Large crowds scare me, and I’d just rather roll around in my yoga pants like the overstuffed lump I am after eating all that food on Thanksgiving.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo November 25, 2015 at 7:47 am

    All the ecards are spot on.
    I love stuffing – done right 🙂 I’m picky about it but love when its basically just bread 🙂 haha

  • Reply laura November 25, 2015 at 8:27 am

    Louis CK is my spirit animal. Have you seen the one with Pig Newton? If not you need to! hilarious. Anyway, I love stuffing (dressing!) my mil makes a bomb ass pan of it! I hope you and your mom have fun shopping!

  • Reply lisacng @ November 25, 2015 at 8:34 am

    Love that Louis CK graphic! And LOL set your scale back 10 lbs at midnight. I *was* going to do a Thanksgiving-style confessions too but something else was on my mind. What would have been on my list is that I don’t really like ANY Thanksgiving food! However, I don’t have to cook so I won’t complain too much.

  • Reply Audrey November 25, 2015 at 8:53 am

    I’m so curious about the life of hardxcore Black Friday shoppers… where do you go? What deals do you hunt for? What am I missing by not going out and braving the craziness??

  • Reply jackie November 25, 2015 at 9:04 am

    Using cropped jeans with boots is genius duh. And i love your shopping texts with your mom. I’m too lazy to go out late on Thursday or super early on Friday, but I like to sometimes go out later on Friday. Or just shop online from the comfort of my couch 🙂

  • Reply Lisa November 25, 2015 at 9:09 am

    Found you through the linkup ! I love your confessions because I’m the same way about Black Friday shoppers. I’m not a big shopper but I can’t resist $20 boots from Kohls ! I actually showed up at Target one year just to people watch.

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine November 25, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Just rub a coupon under my nose! LOVE IT!! I use cropped jeans and leggings under boots too!! We wise, we wise!!! Hee hee! I cannot wait to hear about your shopping extravaganza with mama, hope you find some goodies and razz some of those silly shoppers. I know you’ll keep it in line!!! 😉 I hope your Thanksgiving is as grand and beautiful as you are!!!

  • Reply Katie MacDonald November 25, 2015 at 9:53 am

    love all the thanksgiving memes! Sorry, I have to disagree with you on stuffing. I LOVE stuffing. In fact, I’d be happy if all there was for Thanksgiving was stuffing and pumpkin pie haha. Wearing cropped jeans with boots is the best, I just bought some super cheap cropped jeans on clearance and figured I’d just wear them with boots. Happy shopping! I’ve been going a little crazy online.

  • Reply Amanda November 25, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Liver. Gross. Just… gross. My Aunt loves it… makes me want to vomit errywhere.

  • Reply Jessi November 25, 2015 at 10:14 am

    I don’t feel fond of stuffing, but whatever loveliness that they called “dressing” at our work feast was unreal. Does it have more butter? Is the South really better at cooking? I didn’t test out the pineapple casserole because I got a turned up nose from the guy. Next time I shop alone (rare) I’ll get the ingredients and show him what he’s been missing.

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis November 25, 2015 at 10:30 am

    I’ve never gone black friday shopping before. crazy right? I’m curious to hear how your trip with your mom goes and what deals you score. Funny I’m opposite to you in that I love stuffing and hate cranberry sauce. We’d make a good team at the dinner table for a fair trade off. lol

  • Reply Jessica November 25, 2015 at 10:34 am

    I am DEFINITELY wearing leggings tomorrow.. ain’t nobody got time for jeans but gimme all the food! Have a great Thanksgiving and have fun shopping!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista November 25, 2015 at 10:59 am

    I prefer the canned cranberry jelly over the homemade sauce too, weird right?! And I also prefer not stuffing my jeans into my riding boots, capris all day every day girl!

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend friend <3

    Green Fashionista

  • Reply Kelli November 25, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Stuffing is the best but I’m with you on southern dressing, what is that stuff anyway? It’s like cake made of bread and veggies that you pour gravy on.

    We don’t have a big family anymore so holidays always make me a little nostalgic for my younger years with lots of food and family.

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph November 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    I only like canned cranberry sauce.

    Stuffing is my favorite. Everyone can keep their mashed potatoes.

  • Reply Mattie November 25, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    Hahaha I love that you HAVE to have the top of the cranberry sauce. Also, I like the canned stuff too! My mom also makes cranberry compote or whatever (so it has like whole cranberries in it) and I don’t touch it. I go straight for the can! Haha. Hope you have a great Thanksgiving/Black Friday! Annnd all of your eCards are perfect.

  • Reply Katy November 25, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    I dont get paid till Monday. No shopping for me. Boo!
    But, FOOD -> ALL OF IT -> IN MY BELLY! 🙂

  • Reply Dani November 25, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    I like stuffing, but not with all that random shit in it like cranberries and nuts. I like the StoveTop kind lol. And canned cranberry sauce is the only kind I like! And yeahh, I’m out on liver too. Nothing sounds appealing about it at all. Is that a part of your Thanksgiving?! And when you say dressing, do you mean like salad dressing? Or gravy? Hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

  • Reply kristen November 25, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    ewwww liver?! gross. i hate stuffing too. nope nope nope. gross. i might be going black friday shopping, i’m a bit nervous!

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders November 25, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    Oh man, I totally love dressing, and I totally wouldn’t mind eating your helping lol! And totally agree with you, all of the crazy Black Friday shoppers are so entertaining! It’s amazing how excited people get about just a couple of dollars off deals! I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, and by the way, that eCard about all of the wine being my side dish is totally true for me!

  • Reply Laura @ Life with Lolo November 25, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    I love stuffing, but I get your take on it. Also I will never, ever eat liver. Ew, who does? I think I’d be more excited for black Friday shopping if I had some $$ to spend. Still, it will be fun! I’m like you, I like seeing the crazies out and battling the crowds. It’s tradition for us. Have a fabulous Thanksgiving!

  • Reply Kerry November 25, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    By dressing do you mean gravy or like salad dressing? I don’t eat turkey, I am a ham girl. I love the canned cranberry sauce too. So good.

  • Reply Cara November 25, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    I love stuffing or dressing (as we call it here in SWVA), but I completely understand where you’re coming from in not wanting to waste calories on something you don’t like. Hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

  • Reply November 27, 2015 at 9:35 am

    liver is the worst. girl, how can you eat the cranberry jelly stuff? my mom eats both of those things. i miss doing black friday shopping. it’s been a while. i love dressing (only my mom’s), but not the giblet gravy stuff. love all of the ecards—too funny. hope you had a great thanksgiving.

  • Reply Teh Megan November 29, 2015 at 3:38 am

    As someone who hates cranberry anything and loves butt-stuffing, I worry about the status of our internet friendship after this. lol That said, I do eat everything in least favorite to favorite order. I always have to save the best for last.

  • Reply Duckie November 29, 2015 at 5:16 am

    I absolutely LOVE stuffing. As in, I will legit cook a box of Stove Top for lunch in July. No joke.

  • Reply Stephanie December 1, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    We don’t do Thanksgiving, really. I went out to dinner at an Indian restaurant with my parents and one of my best friends. It was awesome – no cooking, no dishes, we love it 🙂 I do love stuffing though, sorry! It’s so good! but I’m a carb lover.
    I could never black friday shop, I don’t know how you do it. I couldn’t just laugh at the pissy people. I’d get so frustrated and angry. (which I get every time I have to shop in public, so I imagine black friday would make me murderous.)

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