–I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast two days in a row.
–I strongly believe there is a difference between cool whip in a container and the whipped cream you get in a squirt can. I want the one in the can because let’s be honest, I squirt that shit right in to my mouth. Also, it tastes way better.
–In non-fat kid confessions, I have really been working on my arms. Gotta look good in all these short sleeved and sleeveless tops I will be wearing all summer!
–I wear my jean jacket way to often in the spring and summer. It makes all of my fun summer dresses work appropriate. Perhaps I should get another one that looks different so it doesn’t look like I am wearing the same thing 3-4 days a week.
–I seriously geeked out over my Allure box this month, but is there anything better than trying out new skin care products and loving them? I think not!! Washing my face in the evenings is a real task when I am tired so when I have something new to get excited about, it is a little less daunting.
–My pale as shit legs haven’t stopped me from wearing all the dresses the last few weeks. Pasty is the new sexy guys, come on let’s make it a thing!!!
–I get really impatient in between Audible credits. I really wish my library wasn’t so tiny and shitty and had more than three audio books to borrow. I am not exaggerating you guys, they literally have three. Their ebook selection isn’t much better. Thank goodness for Netgalley, am I right?!?!
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i’m bad and didn’t draft a post this week because work 🙁
confession: i used self tanner on my legs but forgot the top of my feet so it looks like i’m wearing white socks! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
bahahaha!
my secret is that i’m secretly jealous of everyone who has time to read! i feel like i am busy sun up-down. i miss my audible books for the commute–i need to get back into doing those.
HA! The Target one is so true. 😉
I’ve been working on my arms lately too! It’s a good feeling to know that you are building and toning that muscle! 🙂
Strawberries are fruit so strawberry shortcake for breakfast is legit, I’m a mom I know these things. 🙂
3 audio books? That’s freaking insane, it’s 2016.
THIS! –I strongly believe there is a difference between cool whip in a container and the whipped cream you get in a squirt can. I want the one in the can because let’s be honest, I squirt that shit right in to my mouth. Also, it tastes way better….GIRL, I spit out my coffee. I buy it for Ethan as a treat because he loves to do the same thing. I crack up every time he does it, so funny.
Also, I wear my jean jacket NON stop…it’s a great one that I got from Gap and I always get a ton of compliments on it, so I keep wearing it all the damn time haha.
Yum, strawberry shortcake for breakfast!! (it’s okay because fruit is involved, at least that is what I say to myself about the mass quantities of banana bread I consume every morning) I love the ecard about leaving clothes in the trunk…I do that…so guilty! Also when I rush home because clothes I ordered online are getting delivered and I want to get to them before my husband does!
I want strawberry shortcake right now! That just sounds incredibly yummy. Also? Yes to whipped cream in a can — although I do really love Cool-Whip too, haha.
Ahh -that makes me sad for you about your library. Mine has so many books & audible books, its crazy – just move here with me 🙂 The things you’ll do for free books 🙂 haha
My husband & I just had that conversation about cool whip in a can or plastic bowl
I don’t think there is anything wrong with having strawberry shortcake for breakfast. I wish I liked cool whip but I don’t. I think it tastes funny. I know crazy, right??
I totally ate funfetti cake for breakfast twice this week so don’t feel bad, at least yours had fruit! *insert hands-over-eyes monkey emoji here*
No shame in being fair-skinned, and us pale girls gotta stick together! Also, when everyone else’s skin looks all old and wrinkly ours will still look fantastic, so there’s that 😉
There’s definitely a difference between Cool Whip in a tub and Reddi Whip in a can. Do people think they are the same product? They’re not.
I keep meaning to use my self tanner then I don’t.
I was thinking that I should invest in a lil jean jacket. I think they are so dang cute with dresses. 🙂
I have been a major fat kid lately. Anything sweet for breakfast like dessert is always a big win in my book.
Yesss to whipped cream in a can! And that Target ecard wins everything because that would be an impressive fete!
Such another great confessions my friend! I want strawberry shortcake for breakfast, now that sounds really good! I have totally hidden clothes in the trunk of my car, gosh I hope my husband doesn’t read your blog now, LOL! I hope you have a most wonderful Wednesday
I’m over here with my blindingly pale legs and my denim jacket over my spaghetti strap dress as I type this so I am with you! I wear my denim jacket waaaay too much. I think I need another wash too.
Target!! How come when they ask “did you find everything OK?” My response is always “yes, and then some”.
I need a jean jacket but now it’s way too hot in AZ for that shit. My legs are always the lighter color part of me but thankfully I don’t glow and sunless tanner works wonders!
That first picture about making friends with the dog. Yes, that is me.
Let’s make pasty the new sexy, I’m in.
I’m totally a fat kid at heart too! Just give me all the junk food! And I absolutely hate being out in the sun for too long because I tend to fry, so I’m all about embracing the pastiness too! And I just learned about this the other day (from Carly’s blog), but if you have an Amazon Prime membership you can get one free book from Kindle every month! It’s kind of like Netgalley where they’re books that haven’t been released yet!
I think your reasoning is why I get so psyched about skincare myself. I hate washing my face at night because I’m so darn TIRED, but when I have something new to try out or something I love it’s more fun. Gosh I miss my main workout– running. But since I sprained my ankle a few weeks ago, that’s been a no go. I’ll hopefully get to start back up again soon. I really, REALLY miss it. That’s my ME time. Also, your header image is my life.
Pasty is the new tan — strawberry shortcake for breakfast is the jam — squirting whipped cream in your mouth is one of life’s tiny little joys, and hellz yeah to that cat. That is what I’m talking about.
Coolwhip is disgusting compared to real whipped cream in a can. And I’m so sorry about your library. I don’t know what I would do without a good library.
Strawberry shortcake for breakfast, yes please. I have a jean jacket that I wear with everyyythhaaaang, too. I am already planning to wear it to an event Friday to add something to my sleeveless dress. NetGalley is my book supply, right now.. kind of like a crack supplier for bibliophiles. Sometimes someone will ask me if I’m okay and I’m like,”Yeah, I was just thinking about…tacos.” It’s my serious taco pondering face.
That funny about leaving the shopping bags in the trunk reminds me of my mom and occasionally I find myself doing it too these day ha! Have you tried tan towels? They are perfect to give your legs a little boost without looking like a fake orange tan. I use the light to medium wipes every couple weeks and love the natural tan it gives me cause I get pasty white too.
I must confess on your blog that I had Derby pie every day last week. Every. Day. That’s chocolate and nut pie. I also had cupcakes and cookies. I’m sure I have diabetes now. Also my legs are super pale! I do not even give a shit. I stress over sunless tanning because I still think some people look orange! Pasty IS the new sexy.
I was just thinking today how I can finally wear my jean jacket and not have to worry about being cold! haha my legs are so pale – it’s scary! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
Oh man, now I want strawberry shortcake! The weather finally shaped up and that is sounding like THE perfect treat right now. And yes, there’s a huge difference between can and tub whipped cream — the can is half air which makes it fluffy. Pro tip (I used to manage an ice cream store haha): don’t shake the can! That leaks the air out. Just turn the can upside down until you feel the cream drop to the top and then spray and it’ll come out perfectly.
i get super impatient in between my audible credits as well! have you looked into the super cheap kindles + narration that i posted about ages ago? or are you signed up for their daily deal email? they had an awesome sale a couple months ago i think and i bought a bunch, so now i always have one waiting in between credits.
i want strawberry shortcake for breakfast!!! yum.
also cool whip in a container is gross. the spray stuff is the only way! i totally shake it though, i will obviously have to buy some tonight to test alyssa’s theory haha