–Laura sent this meme the other day and I couldn’t stop laughing. I hate when I accidentally do that. Or when I accidentally spend $100 at Nordstrom Rack. #totalaccident
–Pinterest fail alert! I wanted to make these Pizza Pastry Puffs and it seemed simple enough. Have you guys ever worked with the pastry sheets from the frozen section of the grocery store??? They are the most infuriating things ever!!! They make such a mess and to be honest, I think this would taste better with crescent rolls. Which is what I plan on doing next time! #ittastesbetterthanitlooks
–I don’t wash delicates separate from regular clothes. That sounds like an awful lot of extra work. And time. #lazy
–My Fitbit battery died the other day when I wasn’t paying attention and I felt as if I wasted so many great steps for nothing. Why move if it isn’t being counted? #fitbitprobz
–I dropped my Tarte palette on the bathroom floor the other morning. I said a prayer before picking it up. Thankfully only a little corner of the blush cracked and everything else was left unscathed. Thank you make up gods. #thatwasclose #shouldhavehadmorecoffee
–Have you ever sat down in your closet after trying on 10 outfits with nothing picked out and cried? Oh, me neither. #girlproblems
Confessions in ecard
Which song is this for you?