–Laura sent this meme the other day and I couldn’t stop laughing. I hate when I accidentally do that. Or when I accidentally spend $100 at Nordstrom Rack. #totalaccident
–Pinterest fail alert! I wanted to make these Pizza Pastry Puffs and it seemed simple enough. Have you guys ever worked with the pastry sheets from the frozen section of the grocery store??? They are the most infuriating things ever!!! They make such a mess and to be honest, I think this would taste better with crescent rolls. Which is what I plan on doing next time! #ittastesbetterthanitlooks
–I don’t wash delicates separate from regular clothes. That sounds like an awful lot of extra work. And time. #lazy
–My Fitbit battery died the other day when I wasn’t paying attention and I felt as if I wasted so many great steps for nothing. Why move if it isn’t being counted? #fitbitprobz
–I dropped my Tarte palette on the bathroom floor the other morning. I said a prayer before picking it up. Thankfully only a little corner of the blush cracked and everything else was left unscathed. Thank you make up gods. #thatwasclose #shouldhavehadmorecoffee
–Have you ever sat down in your closet after trying on 10 outfits with nothing picked out and cried? Oh, me neither. #girlproblems
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Yep this just started my Wednesday off great! I love all of these and I want chipotle for lunch! Yeah what is it with getting ready, especially a casual outfit on the weekends, I go to put something on and out of the million things I have, I’m like I got nothing, Nada! So sorry about your Pinterest fail but actually they do look really yummy and I can’t imagine anything you make would be yucky, I know you’re a great cook! I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday my dear, I feel like that kitty cat today ha ha!!
My own meme just made me want chipotle. Haha, and no, I’ve NEVER sat in my closet and cried. #liar I’d still eat those pizza things — just sayin.
it’s only Wednesday, boo! lol the treadmill one cracked me up. hate when that happens! 😉
I came. I laughed. I left this comment. 😛
I wash all my stuff together and it horrifies my mother but I don’t care, all my stuff turns out fine every time. I don’t even understand how people do a load of whites and something red sneaks in there and turns everything pink, I always throw all my colors and whites in together and I’ve never had anything bleed or change colors.
If my fitbit dies and I don’t have my charger I will not do any extra walking, I only want to walk if it counts for something.
As long as the food tastes good, right? 😉 I dropped a compact last week and I said the same prayer. That shit is too expensive! Happy hump day!
Glad your palette wasn’t completely broken. That is is the worst and we have all been there. Thanks for the laughs this am.
Well my monday started with the cat spilling my entire coffee mug (Full!) all over me…so I guess I failed at fashion week this week! haha! Also, now I want chipotle!
I literally leave myself with no option time-wise other than to wear the first things I grab if my clothes aren’t already laid out. I have worn some F’d up stuff to work. LOL
LOL @ the pizza puffs… I would still eat the shit out of them though!
I definitely don’t separate my clothes either. Nope!
Haha love the confessions. I feel like after I got my 10,000 steps on my I watch there’s no point in moving at all after. 😛
I never separate delicates either… what ARE delicates anyways? Nothing is delicate on my body. I dont wear anything delicate.
That job meme is me. I sit in my car a few minutes before I have the courage to get out & go into work.
hahahaha I heart the premeditated one SO MUCH.
As for the makeup, thank goodness! I normally hate carpet and won’t have it anywhere in my house, but I do need a little fluffy area rug for under the makeup vanity for just that reason.
Girl laundry is a pain – why add extra steps when we don’t need to!! Happy humpday! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
LOL at the songs that turn us into an instant-stripper! And I hear ya on not separating the delicates in the laundry – ain’t nobody got time for that 😛
So I think you just convinced me that I totally need Chipotle for dinner tonight. Right? Right. Also, pinning that pizza puff pastry (say that 3 times fast!) recipe, yum!
Ok ready for my stripper song? – Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, yes that’s about as embarassing as it gets! Also I had the EXACT same thing happen with my FitBit yesterday and I was pissed because I played a whole volleyball game and no steps were counted. So much effort with no FitBit reward #thestruggleisreal
If a run isn’t tracked for me, it doesn’t count. Technology has made me needy and it’s seriously the worst part about Crossfit.
I don’t necessarily wash delicates separately, but I do put my bras in a bag and don’t dry them. Those fuckers cost too much money to ruin!
The fashion week funny is so me. I don’t even know why I bother to wear white anymore! It’s bound to have a stain or 3 by the end of the day! Cracking up at the pastry faill..but yes those pastry sheets are a pain in the butt so mine would look the same way!
The kitty in the first meme looks just like the purple cat from The Emperors New Groove!! lol. I also do not separate my clothes in the laundry. Most of my pinterest DIY are all fails, and crying after not finding anything to wear is a normal girl trait!!
Happy Hump Day ♥
lol i totally accidentally spent $100 on amazon today, does that count? it was for christmas presents and only like one or two things were for myself. kind of. oops.
i have ruined many clothes, especially ones i’ve spent more than i’d like to on, so i do wash my work clothes separately. KC is incapable of NOT putting my bras or sweaters in the dryer lol so it’s just easier for me to wash things separately. i do it based on my opinion though, i have never listened to what a tag said in my life. ‘dry clean only’ um yeah eff off! lol.
Oh my goodness! I seriously hate dropping stuff like make up that! I thank goodness every time I drop something I am like thank goodness for carpet!
I wash everything as “delicate” with the exception of jeans and some other darks. I’m terrible. That makeup meme, truth! I have had that happen and then one time I realized it was it was dead and still did all of my walking because even though it didn’t count I needed it!
hahah I love this. Like all of it. I don’t separate by colors when I wash my clothes and all my whites have stayed white so #winning . Also why it is only Wednesday? I guess it’s almost Thursday (which makes it almost FRIDAY) And those pizza puffs still look good haha I try pinterest food all the time and even when it doesn’t turn out all beautiful (always), it still tastes so gooood.
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I hate when my Fitbit dies before I realize it and miss a whole day of step counting!
Yes to the fitbit and washing all the laundry together confession. It also makes me mad if I forget to sync my fitbit to my phone at the end of the day and it doesn’t capture all of my steps. Grrrrrr! And laundry is my least favorite thing ever so why make it take so much longer?!
Your ecards always make me laugh!
I hate those pastry sheets! I make something very similar with crescent rolls..delicious and so much easier!! Stripper song…ok I’m old school (or just old) it’s Crazy in Love..it comes on and all of a sudden it’s 2005 and I’m a freshman in college making a fool of myself…
I swear that every time one of my more expensive makeup palettes breaks I cry a single tear and mourn it for the day. I am so cheap and when I do get expensive items I get so sad when they break, tear, I lose them, whatever.
I don’t even separate my lights and darks let alone my delicates. Haha