–Everyone has been posting about how excited they are for the Lily collection to hit Target. Confession? I never really cared for LP and actually made fun of people for paying ridiculous amounts of money for a dress that looks like the wallpaper of a 85 year old’s bathroom…until I saw the collection for Target. Some of the stuff is actually really cute! #cheaperismoreappealing

–I park towards the back of parking lot’s most days not because I necessarily try to get more steps in, but because I have no patience for the stupid and lazy that block up the entire aisle waiting so that they don’t have to walk an extra five feet. #nopatienceforstupid

–Am I the only one who is sick of seeing blogging rules posts? I get tips and stuff, but rules? Last time I checked this was my blog and I do what I want. If you don’t like it, then don’t read it! #IDoWhatIWant

–I got all warm and fuzzy yesterday when so many of you said that you were proud of me for getting further in my runs and/or being able to cut the entire yard in one session. Seriously, thanks for all the encouragement! It will go a long way on days that I am down. #bloglove

–I don’t get how some people get so excited over April Fool’s day? Like, I like the beginning of each new month and all but the pranks?! Maybe because I am an honest person and a terrible liar…but I just hate all the lame ass pranks that people try to pull. Oh you put salt in the sugar container? Congrats on ruining everyone’s coffee in the break room. #aprilfoolsisforfools

–Is it sad that I am actually going to make it a goal to take more baths? We have a beautiful garden tub in our master bathroom that is rarely ever used. I have scented epsom salts and face masks that I can use on top of the relaxation factor so why not?!

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  • Reply Kateri Von Steal April 1, 2015 at 10:55 am

    What do you mean blogging rules? Who thinks they get to make RULES? UGH.

    And I can’t handle parking lot drama – I park as far away as I can to avoid it too!

    90% winning fake arguments – OH MY GOD I AM NOT ALONE?

    I too – should not be on a speaker phone ever.

  • Reply Erin LFF April 1, 2015 at 11:26 am

    My blogging rule is that there ARE NO RULES 🙂 I totally park far away for the steps AND bc it’s just not worth it to wait in the clogged up areas! I have always thought LP had cute stuff but no way would I ever pay that much money…. Definitely loving the Target cuteness though. Some of their shorts, jewelry etc I might just have to snatch up as a bday gift to myself.

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph April 1, 2015 at 11:36 am

    I flat out don’t read posts about blogging period anymore. I hate them.

    I park far to be more active and also to avoid the dillholes trying to maneuver into the closest spot possible. RAGE.

  • Reply Rebecca Jo April 1, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    I’ve missed the blogging rules posts… probably a good thing.
    I totally sing the alphabet song too… & always do math on my fingers. I am 5.

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says April 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    Blogging rules? The hell?

    I don’t get April Fools Day either. I’m not fond of practical jokes and the fact that there’s a whole day for them makes me angry. Although, some of the company ones are funny. Did you see the one Disney did about changing the name of Cinderella’s castle? I have a friend who totally fell for it.

    I definitely sing the alphabet. #noshame

  • Reply Laura April 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    RULES. Whatevs. My blog, my rules. Also you know I’m right there with you on the LP — and I don’t think it matters where I park, because if someone is going to lawn mow, clearly a giant rock is going to hit and shatter my back windshield no matter where I am. #hate

  • Reply Lindsay @ Broke and Bougie April 1, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    I didn’t even glance at the LP collection because I could not agree more that it looks like it came out of a gma’s bathroom! Guess I’ll have to check it out… Annd I f*cking HATE MF APRIL FOOLS DAY. Why did google automatically mark it on my calendar?!??!!

  • Reply kathy@real talk April 1, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    any post that appears in my feedly with a title of “how to blog/how to get more traffic/rules of blogging” etc get an immediate “skip” from me. i don’t even bother with them. your blog, your own rules!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista April 1, 2015 at 2:11 pm

    I felt the same as you about LP, but the collab at Target is on point! Can’t wait for it to hit stores 🙂

    And I also park far away for the extra steps, and to not appear lazy. Not being in the inevitable traffic jam to get in and out is a big bonus.

  • Reply Jenn @ Business, Life & Design April 1, 2015 at 3:29 pm

    Random but the woman on the skinny jeans/yoga pants ecard looks like Helena Bonham Carter to me. She needs a much more hardcore witticism to be in character. I also park far away from the front of the store to avoid pedestrians and other drivers. What’s the point in all clustering up near the front when I can walk into the store faster than it’ll take for you to get that close parking spot?

  • Reply alyssa April 1, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Exact same thoughts on the LP at Target line! Might have to give it a reluctant peek next time I pop in. And that jailtime e-card, too true. Happy Wednesday!

  • Reply Teh Megan April 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    I had never even heard of LP before the Target thing and Amanda’s post. #iliveinthedarkages
    I am also a terrible liar, so I don’t even try on April Fools.. or any day for that matter. If it ain’t punny, I don’t bother.
    We have a garden tub as well and the milk and honey epsom salts from Target are AHHHHHmazing. They were out of stock last time so I picked up the lavender epsom salt/bubble bath mix (whoever invented that is a genius) and those bubbles last forevvvvvvvarrrrrr and it smells so good. I’m not a huge bath taker, but I’ve been trying to get better about it since I consider it me time with my Kindle and I watch Grey’s or read and leave my cell phone far away so no one can bother me.

  • Reply Amber April 1, 2015 at 7:10 pm

    I want to check out that Lily line, but I’m not sure if I’ll get anything. The prices will probably be too much for me.

  • Reply pinky April 1, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    I hate mean jokes on April Fools, those aren’t cool at all.

    I park far away just like you!

  • Reply Kristen April 1, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    you totally should take more baths! i have a bath almost every night, love it. i don’t mind the LP collection for target but really i have never been a huge fan of LP either – too much (like bright and wallpapery like you said!) and too expensive!

  • Reply Wendy@BlushandBarbells April 1, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    I don’t April Fool’s Day either. Some of these pranks and jokes that are floating around the interwebs are cruel.

  • Reply Tami April 2, 2015 at 7:04 am

    I’m totally with you on Lilly for Target! I never cared for LP,but I have to admit some of those shorts and swimsuits are cuuuute. (And I hate myself a little for thinking that haha)

  • Reply Kerry April 2, 2015 at 7:50 am

    I am not a fan of LP it is way too “loud” for my taste! I am not a fan of April Fools jokes that ruins things for people. I usually tell my Dad I’m pregnant or something just to get a rise out of him though. I totally sing the alphabet song. Haha!

  • Reply Brittany Pines April 2, 2015 at 8:17 am

    I never do April Fools. Too much work involved in an actual worthy prank.

    The blog rules & the shower arguments are totally me!

  • Reply Joey April 2, 2015 at 8:25 am

    April fools day is my least favorite day of the year (yes, including tax day). I think tricks and pranks are just mean. I’m with you on the stupid blogging rules posts. <3

  • Reply ellesees April 2, 2015 at 8:31 am

    anti april fools. i don’t find it funny…ever. i don’t get it.

  • Reply Tracy April 2, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    I have a total bias against Lily because of a girl I used to be friends with…she was so desperate in high school and college to be little miss sorority southern belle and like THE quintessential Lily girl and I just can’t with that. it was so annoying. I looked at the LP for Target stuff and some of it IS pretty cute, I just don’t think I can ever get over that hangup!
    I don’t get or like April Fools either! I know some people have fun with it but I dunno, it’s just not for me.
    Ummm taking more baths is a great goal. In fact, I think it just became a goal of mine for today! 😉

  • Reply Maddie O'brien April 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    Winning fake arguments? Yes- all the time!

  • Reply Kay R. April 6, 2015 at 12:41 am

    Some pranks go way to far so while I enjoy some, a lot of them just leave me like uhhh. I still think LP collection looks like granny’s floral couch threw up. Sigh maybe it will grow on me.

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