–I may or may not have eaten an entire bag of M&M’s in a matter of a few days. OK two days.

–My favorite moment from the weekend? Christopher (my almost 10 year old nephew) introduced me to one of his friends after his basketball game. His friend smiles at me and says “Is that your sister?” Christopher said “No silly, it’s my aunt!!!” I just busted out laughing as my sister (who is four and a half years younger than me) gives me the stink eye. Hehe oh it felt good!!!

PS – Ash is now my favorite friend of Christopher. Obviously.

–I am still addicted to Trivia Crack and I have decided that maybe I should start watching more documentaries and history channel stuff because history is not one of my stronger subjects.

–I am the worst offender of shoulda coulda woulda. I saw the coolest anchor at TJ Maxx awhile back. For some reason, I talked myself out of it. Chris and I were looking for it last week and it wasn’t there. Because duh, it is like Newton’s law of the TJ Maxx/Marshall’s experience that if you didn’t buy it when you saw it, you will never see it again.

–I made myself a cup of coffee because I forgot that I already made myself a cup of coffee. Day, you have been warned.

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  • Reply Julia February 4, 2015 at 8:14 am

    HAHAHA that Grumpy Cat one is awesome! And the adding “ha ha” to the end one, so true! Don’t you hate the shoulda coulda woulda thing with shopping? UGH so frustrating! And yes, TJ Maxx and Marshall’s are the worst about that! It just makes me want to buy everything I see that I like right away for fear of missing out on it, which is obviously a great plan for our budget. 😉

  • Reply Ashley February 4, 2015 at 8:38 am

    I am obsessed with Trivia Crack too and I think I need to start watching some of those documentaries as well!

  • Reply Laura February 4, 2015 at 8:56 am

    Hahahaha, slap 8 people at once!!! And the middle finger erection! Hahahah. Ohh, I needed that. Can’t wait to see Nadine on double coffee!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph February 4, 2015 at 9:04 am

    And that is why my Marshalls Law post from nearly three years ago is still one of my top read posts. LOL. You gotta jump on that shit! I’ve fallen victim at HomeGoods twice in the past three months. GRRR

  • Reply Marie February 4, 2015 at 9:55 am

    Love love Trivia Crack. I’m good at the history ones, I struggle on the science ones. I have made double coffee before. Have a great day.

  • Reply Kenzie Smith February 4, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Christopher’s friend Ash would be my favorite friend too, ha ha! I’ve never played Trivia Crack, but judging by the name I probably shouldn’t because it sounds way too addicting. Love those e-cards! I get grumpy when I have to eat right too!

  • Reply Heather @ My Little HEA February 4, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Haha, I would love to be able to slap 8 people at once. *sigh* Now I want M&Ms and I get grumpy, sore, etc when I’m trying to eat right too. Then I eat candy and I’m better. It’s a killer cycle.

  • Reply Tanya February 4, 2015 at 11:19 am

    HA. I have so been there with the making coffee and forgetting I already made a cup. The M&M thing… yeah- done that as well. This week. 😉

  • Reply joey February 4, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    YESSSS! Sister! I’ve left cups of coffee in the microwave and forgotten them and fixed myself another way too frequently haha! I bought a huge bag of crispy m&ms yesterday…

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth February 4, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    I leave my coffee in the microwave to heat up and then forget it the entire day. I have officially turned into my mother. Yes with TJMaxx always!!!!! I am still kicking myself over the acrylic paperweight initial letters that I didn’t get because I thought they were pricey come to find out they were a steal! Booooooooo

  • Reply Kerry February 4, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    The amount of times I make coffee and leave it at home is ridiculous!!!

  • Reply Dani February 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    The “haha” added to the end of harsh statements- I do that allll the time! Sometimes I put stuff on layaway at TJMaxx when I’m really not sure, or if I’m on a spending freeze and can’t outright buy it. And Trivia Crack- I played it once, but I’ve since deleted it from my phone because I got so many requests and could totally see how it would be completely addicting!

  • Reply kristen February 4, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    haha i totally add haha or lol when i say mean things. oops.
    ugh it is so the law of tj’s and whatnot, if you dont buy it right then and there it’s gone forevvvver.

  • Reply kathyatrealtalk February 4, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    i usually follow with “LOL!” at the end of a harsh sentence. even at work when i pretty much stated that whatever that person was saying was stupid, i say out loud “LOL!” hahahaha

  • Reply Pamela February 4, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    Umm I dont see anything wrong with eating an entire bag of M&Ms in a day or two…I do that. Theres no serving size on those things…right?? And yup, I definitely add haha at the end of harsh statements!

  • Reply Alanna @ Alanna and Co February 4, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    I am addicted to Trivia Crack too. Also, I grabbed your button, would you like to swap with me?

  • Reply Lindsay @ Broke and Bougie February 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    UGH! I ONLY couldshouldawoulda with shopping. Never in life but everything I don’t buy I think about for years after. I hate it!!

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says February 4, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    Two days to eat a bag of M&Ms? Is this a normal, standard bag or a large one? Because I can finish a normal bag in about 9.4 seconds. #noshame

    Oh, Trivia Crack. How you’ve made me feel like a complete moron.

  • Reply Emily February 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    What an awesome and cute compliment from Ash! Loving all your funnies! I think I agree with every single one 😉

  • Reply Wendy@BlushandBarbells February 5, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    My guy still hasn’t forgiven me for not buying a huge and TJ Maxx months and months ago…

  • Reply Kay R. February 6, 2015 at 7:20 am

    hahah That is why I dont buy M&M or skittles anymore. I DEVOUR them. Also … that must be a big bag right because a normal size bag can be gone in zero time!

  • Reply Teh Megan February 6, 2015 at 11:15 am

    I hate that when I buy something at TJ Maxx/Ross/Marshall’s they ALWAYS have it in stock when I go back, but if I’m looking for something? No way, Jose. ughhh #firstworldproblems

  • Reply Amanda February 14, 2015 at 10:06 am

    What size was the bag of M&Ms? I NEED FURTHER DETAILS! If it was a big bag, I applaud you.

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