–I can’t help but laugh at Gracie. We buy the dogs $35 grain free special food because of all Gracie’s allergies and I am finding myself yelling at her every day to stay out of the cat littler box. WTF. I guess it is a good thing Olivia eats grain free too? Gross.
For shame Gracie, for shame!!!!
Gracie’s face when I told her I was going to tell all of blog land her dirty secret.
–Chris discovered that Olivia doesn’t like being chased around the house with a light saber. We, on the other hand, think it is pretty freaking fantastic. Guess what our new favorite game is? She is not amused.
–Upon arriving home on Saturday evening, we discovered that our house was being held hostage. By a nasty ass fucking spider. Now, I will squash a spider with a shoe, but upon researching what it looked like online real quick with our phones…it turns out it looks an awful lot like a brown recluse. Fuck that noise. We thought we were going to have to go through the front door, grab the animals and move to a new house. Luckily, Chris had an airsoft gun handy and asked me to back the car back out of the garage. He shot that bastard into two pieces. Only then did we feel safe to enter.
The Spider is in the corner of the door frame. This is how a real man kills a poisonous spider, obviously.
— We have been binge watching The Good Wife like it is our freaking job. Every night after work we squeeze in a few episodes, and most of our day Sunday has been spent indulging. I have a feeling we will be caught up with the current season in plenty of time before it starts!
–When I first saw this meme, I couldn’t stop laughing. Probably because it is SO TRUE!
Also, this one:
And now, of course, it is time for some ecard Confessions:
Go link up with two bad ass bitches this Wednesday!
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Bahahah to the airsoft/spider situation. He must be a good shot! And the kitty face, I don’t even like kitties but that face is very not impressed.
hahahaha at chris and the spider situation. i’m so thankful that we only have to deal with little house spiders but brown recluse? OMFG i’d move.
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
oh my gawd yes to eating and losing weight. if i could eat to lose weight i’d be sooo skinny.
oh that spider story gave me the heeby jeebies. i hope you burned down the door as well.
hahahaha this is exactly why i dont want a dog, it will eat the cats food and litter – ew!
Not a Spider! AHHH!
HE SHOT A SPIDER!!!! This is my new favorite thing ever. Epic. EPIC!! All of those ecards? totally on point! My dog used to eat cat litter too. She still indulges every so often. Olivia’s face, though. I swear! Cutest kitten ever!
I freaking love the Good Wife. Best show in years.
I love that Chris shot a spider in half. Boom.
I love that he shot the spider…I mean best freaking way to kill a spider EVER!
I’m really productive at unimportant things too!
And.. I called Klay to tell him about the airsoft gun and the brown recluse… He laughed and laughed and laughed.. because once, while hiking… we got stuck in a rock crevice.. and were trapped BY THE LARGEST BROWN RECLUSE you’ve ever seen… we almost had to chew our way through the other side of the rock… I swear to god. Glad we aren’t alone with the SPIDERS ARE EVIL THING.
That is SO me when someone won’t let me over. I’ll give them the Kermit face all day.
See also, when Nick is out of town – I’m going to need Chris to come kill every spider, bug, what not with that gun.
Hahah her face in that first picture!!
I love that your husband shot that spider! That is bad ass!
Aww poor Gracie got called out! I would not mess with a Brown Recluse, go Chris!! The first Kermit I totally do, especially when they drive really slow, and I shake my head!
You run my favourite types of marathons! lol
Gracie could totally be on a dog shaming site with that expression on her face! haha so cute!!
I stopped with The Good Wife earlier this year, no reason in particular it just didn’t interest me anymore.
Chasing the cat with a light saber is hilarious.
BAHAHA omg I’m crying I was laughing so hard about how your husband killed that spider with an airsoft gun, purely because I would have done the same damn thing! You don’t mess around with those things, especially if it was a poisonous one like that!! EEP!
I need that gun living here in FL….I mean why are all the bugs like on steroids down here? I had a wolf spider in my bathroom one time and he had me cornered (clearly it was a he due to the size). I finally ran out and then sprayed roach spray every where and didn’t sleep at my house for a week. Totally rational right?
I’m pretty sure only a guy would see a spider and conclude that the only way to kill it is with an airsoft gun.
Too much Gracie cuteness!! Plus big ass spider should always equal death by gun.
hahaha omg he shot the spider!! I am dying!!
hahaha he shot the spider! Also I love Olivia … but I say this all the time. You take the cutest pics of her!
The Good Wife is so good! I want to be Alicia when i grow up.