–If I know I am going to a restaurant in advance, I must study their menu like it is a huge life altering decision as to which plate I am going to order. I can’t help it! And if there is a change of plans?!?! Crisis time!!! I will be totally thrown off.

–It makes me want to punch someone in the throat….with a tire iron…when they link their blog to a link up or blogging group, but have their blog set to private. Like WTF would you link up if you don’t want people to see? It is the INTERNET! Duh!

–I think I might have a slight nail polish addiction right now. I must buy all of the polishes!

–It took me three minutes to decide which bag of plastic cups I was going to purchase for work when I was at Target the other day. I finally figured it out. THEN two aisles later on an end cap there were ones on clearance and I grabbed those instead because….clearance.

— We all know that feeling.

–I am beyond stoked to meet up with some of my favorite bloggy pals tomorrow!!! I have a feeling it is going to be epic!

Confessions in ecards:

I don't give a shit.


My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch...  .....It's called lunch.

There's dysfunctional, and then there's whatever the fuck you are.


Cup of care.

Snarky is part of the package.  Enjoy.

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  • Reply Lauren July 23, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    I do the same thing with menus to avoid the “do you need a few more minutes?” from the waitstaff multiple times. So sad but so true… and I have everything but my blog set to private right now and it’s making me crazy!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph July 23, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    LOLOL @ I googled who gives a shit.

    I also check out the menu before I go and basically decide.

    I don’t get when people do giveaways and have you follow via twitter or instagram when they’re set to private. What?

  • Reply Teh Megan July 23, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    People who add their link to a linkup and they didn’t blog about the theme, as in posted some diy crap instead of confessions today make me want to tire iron someone.

    No judgement on clearance buys. That’s where it’s at.

  • Reply kathy @ vodka and soda July 23, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    i have to throw out all of my shit polishes which means NEW HAUL, HOLLA!!!! 😀

    and i love the clearance section; it’s the first i go to in any store.

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply katie @ that's for me to know July 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Why the hell would you link it and then have it set so nobody can read it? Dumb. I don’t like when people have their blogs set to private anyways, it’s like- Really, dude?!

  • Reply Kristen July 23, 2014 at 2:09 pm

    hahaha the ecards always have me laughing! gah the people with the private blogs, i want to smack them. have fun with your bloggy pals! why wasnt i invited, rude! jk. i do the menu thing too, and if they dont have a menu online i dont trust them.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal July 23, 2014 at 2:10 pm


    Yes to the menu thing.. all the way

    AND, I hate when blogs get set to private and then they’re on a link up.. seriously WTF?
    Or even worse… you were reading and commenting on a blog for like 6 months, and then they set their settings to private, and YOU do not make the cut. I mean, did I mean NOTHING to you? Hahahaha… Delete from feed.. am I right?

    And the MEME’s.. ALL OF THEM.. I chuckled.

  • Reply Girl Brooks July 23, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    AH! SO excited for your epic blate. I can’t wait to be a part of one. Only ten days til I’m back!!

  • Reply Krystal July 23, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Loving those ecards!! I have to say if I love to look at a menu at the actual restaurant esp if its a new place. I get excited to see whats on the menu when I get there. If I plan ahead I feel like Im cheating lol

  • Reply Pamela @ A Little Glitter July 23, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    I do the same thing when shopping! Clearance always wins! I cant to hear about your blog date! Have fun!

  • Reply Stephanie July 23, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    haha I do the same thing with restaurant menus! I still study it when I get there, but I usually go with what I picked earlier in the day. If we go some place else, I’m totally confused!

  • Reply Joy July 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    LOVE these confessions. Especially the blog set to private, not to mention their social media accounts!!

  • Reply Brittney July 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    I hate having to make a last minute decision, I study the menu too!

  • Reply Kerry July 23, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    The cheat meal always makes me feel so bloated! The Google and lunch e-cards are the best! Too funny. You always have the best ones!

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie July 23, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    Harrison makes fun of me because I study Yelp AND the menu before we go anywhere! Last week I went to a brand new restaurant that had no reviews and texted someone I don’t even know that well to ask what to get because I know he went…it’s just…when I’m spending money I better enjoy it!

  • Reply Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions July 23, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    LOL I complained or confessed about the same thing about joining a link up and then privatizing the blog – I just don’t get what you’re trying to achieve? lol

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth July 23, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    Girl I always study the menu because I need to have a game plan of what I’m going to order before I go….or if I don’t like the menu we are not going. Story of my life blogging friends vs IRL friends. I think you have an idea who has been winning as of late 😉

  • Reply Em July 23, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    Man oh man how I love your e-cards that you post lol fricken hilarious. And seriously, I feel like such a whale after a cheat meal. Whoopsies haha.

  • Reply Morgan July 23, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    Ahh!! So excited for the meet up tomorrow! I can’t wait!

  • Reply Kenzie Smith July 23, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    Clearance is the best! Can’t beat clearance, that’s for sure. Also, those e-cards are hilarious!!

  • Reply Duckie July 23, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    Fuck yes to clearance! I’m always down for a markdown. Lmao. And yeah, the whole private blog thing. Wtf is that about? Seriously, just get a fucking journal instead! Have fun at your meet up!!

  • Reply Lisa July 23, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    Hey Nadine!! LOVE the e-cards as always and the Showing things to real friends pic is truth right there lol! Talk soon my dear! XOXO


  • Reply Tricia Coniglio July 23, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    so funny about the checking out the menu before you go and being screwed if plans change! I am def that person who doesn’t go to Starbucks cuz I take too long to order the lowest calorie thing they have. It takes long cuz I don’t have the dang menu memorized!

  • Reply Krissy @ Sneakers and Sequins July 24, 2014 at 1:03 am

    Love this post and Love all your pictures!
    xo Krissy @ Sneakers and Sequins

  • Reply Laura July 24, 2014 at 2:07 am

    I fully support a good throat punch. Also epic blogger meet-ups. And bad ass ecards.

  • Reply chelsea July 24, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    Ha! The nail polish one is golden.

  • Reply Kate July 24, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    I always study the menu in advance too- more than once!

  • Reply Amanda July 24, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    Bahahaha… “OD on birth control.” AMEN TO THAT!

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