So I have had this little ol’ blog of mine for nearly a year, and there are some things I just don’t understand. Still. Could someone please answer the following, as they are a blogging mystery to me!!!
1. Who takes all your model like pictures?
Seriously, please fill me in! All of these bloggers are looking all cute in their little outfits and looking all model like and it is obviously not a selfie…so please do tell me who takes your picture? Is it another blogger that lives close by to you? I know it isn’t your husband. It cant be. My husband would literally die laughing if I asked him to take 5 pictures of me in the same outfit with different poses and a serious face. I would NEVER hear the end of it. Oh! The mockery and shame I would receive.
2. How do you have time for all this DIY project work. When did you make Pinterest your job?
I have a full time job. While I understand some bloggers out there are stay at home moms or stay at home wives, I think the majority of you have jobs where you have to leave the house and be at an office of some type for 8-10 hours per day. How in the hell do you have time to post a minimum of 1 new recipe and 1 new DIY craft project a week?! I’m lucky I have time to blog and fit in all of my TV shows. I must learn your superman skills. Also, how do you get all these Pinterest projects to work? I have more fails than I care to admit.
3. Who the hell is Phillip Lim and why have I never heard of him until everyone is writing posts about crying in Target because his bags are sold out:?!
Did I miss something? I have designer bags, and only designer bags. I am a designer bag snob. Yet, I have never heard of Phillip Lim and don’t understand why his bags run so ridiculously high. Is it because I am old and not hip anymore? Please tell me this is not the end for me.
4. Where do you get money to sponsor all these bloggers and pay for an awesome design?
I might know the answer to this….you are selling all your DIY project items on Etsy maybe? If not, like seriously…where does they money come from? I am not a bigger blogger, not really my goal. But I just don’t understand how everyone has money to pay for sponsoring and give aways and $150 blog designs. I am over here like “Hey I am trying to figure out design on my own because this blog makes me no money, so how can I justify to spend money on it?” Plus, I bet $150 would get me a pretty sweet Phillip Lim bag from Target….
5. Grooveshark. WTF?
I am an idiot. I even read Whitney’s post on Grooveshark and yet I still can NOT figure out how to get the damn link to work in my blog posts. It is SOOOOO frustrating. So every Friday I am trying to backthatazzup and I just cant. I promise I have lots of awesome songs to share, I just am not sure of how to share said songs. It is probably most surely my messed up blog design. I promise I am fixing this shit, slow but steady!
Am I the only one who is totally clueless? Are there any blogging mysteries you want to have solved?
I am linking up with Joy today for the Friday Five. Happy Friday!