Another installment of Shit Chris said!!!!
We are watching a Beauty and the Beast remix video and Chris says…
There’s no doubt about it, we will give this guy a like. Maybe he’s doing a thing where he gets 500 likes and he will finally wash his hair.”
Random comment about someone’sĀ expression…
That guy looks sad that Blockbuster is gone.
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While playing Mario…
He’s the asshole throwing animals out of the sky. Where’s PETA now?????
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Chris was watching Tomorrowland (music festival) in our basement. He comes upstairs looking defeated…
My sub died. I emailed the guy from Polk Audio “I’m watching Tomorrowland and my sub died. I is sad.”
Me: You literally said “I is sad” in the email?
Chris: Of course.
Funny story, they sent him parts to fix his sub. His email must of pulled at their heart strings.
I was getting dressed for work and trying to find something in my closet that actually fits me.
Me: How do I look?
Chris: Dressy. Do you have an interview today or something?
I am now wondering how I look every other day to make him think this???? LOL
I am making homemade spaghetti sauce on Sunday evening. I have it simmering in the pot while I am in Zoe’s room playing with her. I come out to stir it, and I catch Chris eating it by the spoonful right out of the pot….
Me: Ha!!! Caught you red handed!
Chris: I was just tasting. This is definitely store bought!
Me: Ummmm what the fuck, are you serious right now??
Chris: Huh??
Me: You were standing with me in the aisle when I was getting all the supplies and telling you I was making homemade sauce.
Chris: Oh, well I was confused because it was really good and I was trying to play it down because I thought it was store bought sauce.
Thirty minutes later while we are eating dinner….
Chris: This sauce is really good.
Me: Mmm hmm
He did end up dipping some cheese in it later that night. I guess he liked it? LOL
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LOLOLO at the “I is sad” – that’s so funny that the actually ended up sending him parts to get it fixed! Hahah.
LOVE! Mr. Nine asks me this all the time when I’m a little more dressed up if I had something special going on at work that day, ha ha! OK, first three words “my sub died”, I literally jumped to conclusion that it was a substitute teacher from school that died. Your man sure does keep life fun!!!
You know I’m just loving you all were watching something about Beauty & the Beast š
… & FYI, I AM still sad about Blockbuster being gone. š haha
hahaha ‘i is sad’… also the wash hair one. Hilarious!
Hahahahaha- I love that that email got him some parts for his sub! Customer service probably gets some rude ass emails and his was probably comic relief.
The sauce thing is 100% how that goes in our house. I catch him snacking and then he has all sorts of things to say about dinner before it’s done. Lol
These are SO funny! My favorite posts haha
hahah the outfit comment. that’s how it is here…i’ve set the bar so low that when i wear jeans and a top, people think i’m going out on the town LOL
“No doubt about it, we will give this guy a like.” LMAO, not sure why, but this strikes me as hilarious… as if it’s a big decision to “like” someone’s stuff online HAHAHA!
I love when you do these! He sounds so hilarious – and you guys definitely sound like us when we’re cooking! ha!
Haha I like that he actually said “I is sad” I always wonder what people think I normally look like when they question why I’m so “dressed up” when I’m really not.
I can’t believe they sent him the parts based on his email, that is amazing!
Oh, the things we yell at Mario. Tee hee! I love these posts of yours, they crack me up. I is happy. š
RED HANDED! I thought you were going for a pun. I was so proud!
Haha the picture of him at the top is golden! And I miss Blockbuster too random expression guy š
LOL @ the Peta comment and “I is Sad”…too hilarious especially in an email haha! xo Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis
lollll the sauce, caught red handed i thought was going to be something about the color of the sauce. oh men! i love these posts š
PETA! Hahaha! And “I was trying to play it down…” Terrible excuse! I hope you guys did give the remixer a like, his hair looks gross lol.
These are funny. Love the Peta comment and the spaghetti sauce comments. Too funny.