I haven’t done one of these posts in a few months and boy do I have a lot of material! I think I am going to split it in to two posts, because there are some real gems here!!!!
Chris talking to our Echo…
Chris: Alexa, set the temperature to 70 degrees.
Alexa: Sorry, I don’t know that device.
Chris: Alexa. turn the air to 70.
Alexa: I don’t know that command.
Chris: I don’t know what she’s doing right now, but I don’t like it.
Our little town is supposed to be getting a brewery soon, and we are super stoked!!! We were talking about it and Chris says…
I don’t know why people are trying to fight the brewery. I rarely see drunk people at breweries. The only drunk person I see is the one in the mirror.
We found out that Chris’s friend’s girlfriend accepted a job and will be moving to Pennsylvania. (My home state for those of you that don’t know.)
Me: Ohhhhh, Pennsylvania???
Chris: I’m bringing them in, he’s sending them back.
While watching Pretty Little Liars finale…
Me: Why does his shirt have so many holes????
Chris: Just like this show!!!!
A few minutes later on the PLL finale, looking at Aria’s different wedding dress from the first we saw….
Me: What happened to Aria’s dress???
Chris: It died with the plot of this story.
While we were in the car, sitting in traffic, on the way to Gulf Shores on I-65 somewhere around the Hoover area there is a boat on a trailer left on the side of the road.
Chris: You have no power here!!!!
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Lol too funny! I’ve never seen PLL but his commentary almost makes me want to watch it ha.
Oh Chris, you bring it boy and I love that you keep our sweet Nadine smiling! Hilarious About Aria’s dress. And I can only imagine the shenanigans that Chris and Alexa get in, LOL!
Ive never watched PLL but the “it died with the plot of the story” is hilarious. haha.
I refuse to get anything I can talk to, to command because I know how well automated systems recognize my voice. It would just be too infuriating. All I think of is me screaming, “CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!!” at my phone and the recording going, “Did you say you’d like to speak to someone about insurance?” No you twat, just STFU and give me a human. #icannot
I’ve never seen PLL but those are solid comebacks.
When Siri can’t figure out what Gary is saying I end up laughing so hard I cry!! It’s just hilarious to me! xo,Biana
LOL @ “the only drunk one I see is in the mirror”….He’s a riot! Love reading all the shit Chris says….xo Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis
LOL lots of plot holes, huh? I haven’t watched PLL in years but I feel like I’m missing out! Maybe Chris wouldn’t agree though haha.
Alexa can be a pain in the ass hahahha so I get it Chris. Too funny. Love these posts. Happy Wednesday!
Lol his comments on the PLL finale…. Also Alexa rarely understands me- it’s very frustrating. ( I guess it’s my southern dialect lol)
LOL at the only drunk in the mirror — ALSO, I didn’t know the town was looking to put a brewery up there! That’s awesome! AND LOL to the holes in PLL. SO MANY HOLES. Even though I’m sure once I actually once the finale, i’ll be left with one giant one and a WTF mate?
LOL. These are so great. I love these posts. I’ve been working on a KC one for forever… but I haven’t finished it up. I’ll put it on my list for soon though. How lucky to have a partner that makes you laugh, right?! XO – Alexandra
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Haha LOVE these posts! LOL at the drunk in the mirror, and yayyyy for a local brewery <3
Haha his comments on the PLL finale are absolutely hilarious! Seriously so many holes in the show and Aria’s dresses were both so terrible! Also, my Chris definitely has some issues with Alexa too, and I think that it’s so funny, especially since he’s the one that set her up and is slightly obsessed with her.
Hahahahaha- his PLL commentary is great. Same with the brewery comment. That’s something K would say. Lol!
Haha! I am so jealous that the brewery is coming AFTER we’ve moved away. I miss Trussville!!
The PLL wedding dress comment is pretty funny.
& I expect a LOT of those Alexa things from Ricky too when we get ours set up.
OMG his PLL commentary is the BEST!
I’ve never watched PLL, but his comments about it are the best hahaha! And the drunk one in the mirror- I’ve been there! Yay for getting a brewery!
“I don’t know what she’s doing right now, but I don’t like it” made me laugh lol