It has been awhile since we had an installment of Sh!t Chris Says!!! Mainly because I am laughing too hard to actually remember to make a note of the gold material he produces. And also because some of the shit he says I cant share here in fear that you all would judge me for my life choices. Haha!
–We are watching a show and Chris puts his hands up to his mouth and makes a long, weird sound.
Me: WTF was that????
Chris: It’s the douchenado siren
–I grabbed two bottles of men’s scented anti-bacterial soap on clearance at Bath and Body Works. I come out to the car where Chris is waiting…
Me: Here I got you some anti-bac soap to keep in your car. It was on sale for 44 cents!!!
Chris: Awesome, thanks.
Chris proceeds to open it and use some…
Chris: What is this scent?? It smells like I jacked off a 1994 Structure Model.
–A car flies past us on the interstate going at least 100 miles per hour.
Chris: Was that Mr Spacely?
(That’s a Jetson’s reference for those of you too young to have watched the show!)
–We are watching an episode of PLL…
Chris: WTF just happened??
I explain what I think just went down. (Don’t want to have any spoilers if you haven’t seen the last episode yet!!!)
Chris: Oh ok. I was waiting on Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine to solve the mystery.
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Oh Chris, who totally looks like a Jam Daddy DJ in that first pic……hilarious!! My husband will love the antibacterial comment as he doesn’t like a lot of my good deal sale scents,lol. And I’m a Jetsons girl so LOVE it!! Keep em coming….
omg at the siren!! i need to steal that one! what a throwback with the structure reference–gold!!!
hahaha, douchenado!! that’s the best. and I can totally see chris doing that!! OMG, Structure!!! that is too funny!
OMG the sanitizer….LOLLLLL
Haha that’s too funny what he said during PLL! At least he’ll actually watch it with you, my husband refuses to sit down with me for that one. I also love what he said about the B&BW smell. Sometimes they do have some crazy scents!
Scooby Doo AND the Jetsons. Solid!
Haha Mr Spacely!!! And T is just as baffled by PLL, though I think he enjoys my crazy-sounding attempts to explain it!
I laughed so hard at all of these! Douchecanoe siren is priceless!
I literally choked on my water at the hand sanitizer comment!!! 🙂 haha
Mr. Spacely… I’m totally going to reference that now to speeders
PLL was so crazy last week!!
Mr Spacely- LOL!!! Yes!! 🙂
lolololol
haha I love these posts! He is certainly creative with his comments and comebacks. Too funny!
Sometimes I wish I recorded our conversations because they are so funny. Except a lot of the time, they are only funny to us and would require so much back story.. or they reference other conversations that would just be random if I retold them, lol. Still, maybe one day I’ll get “Shit Teh German Said” posts… maybe.
Mr. Spacely!!! I just made a Jetson’s reference the other day but totally forgot about Spacely. I am quite sure that I like you even more that I’ve heard the shit your hubster says!
OMG at the Bath and Body Works comment! Hahaha! I’m pretty sure he and Jason would get along great! I know you two have a great time together.
I actually laughed out loud at the structure model one. So hard that the husband had to come into my office to find out what was so funny. I also lol’d (for real) at the mr. spacely joke. Man your dude is hilarious.
I can’t post 90% of the comments that I find funny that Neil says. He is lewd and rude, and if people don’t know if, they have no idea how to take him. The BB&W comment would be a part of his vocab. Ha.
The douchenado siren is the funniest thing, we all could use one of those!
Haha the PLL comment is too funny! I haven’t watched the entire season yet, so thanks for the no spoilers. I have them all saved on my DVR for a binge session! 🙂
Structure! I totally forgot about that store, and yet it’s the perfect reference and I know exactly what he’s talking about! Ha! Also love the douchenado siren!
bahahahahaha the douchenado siren is the bomb. as is the jetsons reference. hilarious.