confessions

Confessions

–I spend way too much time looking through memes and ecards every week for the Confessions and Friday Favorites posts. It is like a black hole but good for the soul because I do so much laughing!!!

–Easter is my favorite time of year for seasonal candy. It has all the good stuff: cadbury mini-eggs and cream eggs, reese eggs, jelly beans, peeps, basically give it all to me! I am avoiding the clearance aisles with every ounce of fiber in me. #allthesugar #clearancecandy

–Am I the only one that is PISSED that Bloglovin is adding what posts people saved to my feed??? I mean seriously!!! The sponsored bullshit is bad enough, but now this? Oh Bloglovin, how I loathe what you have become. I wish that there was something else out there that looked just like Bloglovin without all the bullshit. I tried Feedly and I just didn’t love the format as much because I am an old had that doesn’t want to adapt to something different than what I am used to.  #bloggerprobz

–Chris and I did some late night grocery shopping at Publix this past Saturday. They had Thomas English muffins on sale, buy one get one free. You guys, their cinnamon raisin muffins are one of my most favoritest things ever! I have been having one with butter every morning. Real butter, not the fake shit. And it is so good I don’t even care how many layers of wrong it might be. Yeah yeah yeah, I will get back to “clean” breakfast next week, ok. I needed a break! #butter #carbs #isbutteracarb

–Speaking of breaks, my lunch this week is the most random shit ever. Whole wheat pita bread with hummus, apple, cottage cheese and a veggie. Today’s veggie was lima beans. Don’t judge. I just couldn’t bring myself to do soup this week! #deathtosoup

–Mac ran down the hallway one morning this week and ran straight into the door. He bounced back up, looked at the door and growled. I laughed so hard my eyes were watering. Sometimes you laugh at your dogs, ok?! #imnotabadperson

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My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.:

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30 Comments

  • Reply texerinsydney March 30, 2016 at 12:21 am

    The “fuck like a comma” is my FAVE this week (maybe, my all-time fave)!

    They don’t sell reese’s eggs here. It’s all kinds of wrong.

    I laugh at my dogs everyday!

    I don’t use bloglovin’. I’m on there, but I don’t really use it much.

  • Reply Christina March 30, 2016 at 7:35 am

    I use feedly – I like it a lot, maybe give it another try? I still do miss the old google reader though!

    Christina :: Simple and Delish

  • Reply B @ Sequin Notebook March 30, 2016 at 7:52 am

    The Bloglovin switch is seriously irritating…plus it makes me feel like kind of a stalker to see what other people are saving!

  • Reply ellesees.net March 30, 2016 at 8:06 am

    easter really does have the best candy. and somehow i escaped without any of it!!

  • Reply Kelli March 30, 2016 at 8:09 am

    I was just thinking I was going to miss Cadbury Eggs, so good!

    I switched to Feedly, so much better than bloglovin’.

  • Reply Tamara March 30, 2016 at 8:30 am

    The Bloglovin’ thing is driving me crazy, too! But, on the right-hand column of your feed, click “Blog Feed” and problem solved!

  • Reply Andrea @ Living On Cloud Nine March 30, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Dumb Bloglovin, thank goodness I got the last 5 Cadbury cream eggs at Walgreens yesterday 50% off. The Easter candy makes me feel better, lol.

  • Reply Biana @ Blovedboston March 30, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Gary and I watch puppy fail videos before going to bed most nights so I would have totally laughed at that as well!! Haha the “smart” meme is hilarious!! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Cara March 30, 2016 at 9:31 am

    Hahaha Oh my gosh, your memes today. On. Point! Bloglovin annoys me on so many levels. I have categorized the blogs I follow on there and for some reason it’s constantly leaving blogs out in my feed. Also, I’m trying so hard to avoid getting easter clearance candy, but I know in the back of my mind I’ll be next to Target tomorrow when they clearance it down to 70% off and I’m so torn..haha

  • Reply laura March 30, 2016 at 9:32 am

    I sure do love a post that has at least two f bombs in it — oh Nadine, you speak to my soul. I would have laughed my ass off watching Mac run into the door! poor little guy! And yes to the water balloon — I’m starting a list.

  • Reply alyssa March 30, 2016 at 9:55 am

    With you on Bloglovin and Feedly. I hate how they changed the feed and didn’t give any instruction on how to toggle back to your blog-only feed. Meanwhile whenever they have a new feature that makes THEM money, like the shops and sponsored posts, they inundate you with pop-ups and tutorials about the new features. But they just annoyingly throw crap onto our feeds we don’t want and give no info on how to remove it. I also had them re-add EVERY SINGLE BLOG and blogger I’ve ever followed to my feed again, even ones I unfollowed literally years ago. So that was a nice long process of having to weed out the crap again. UGH, Bloglovin!

  • Reply Rebecca Jo March 30, 2016 at 9:57 am

    If you go over & click on “Blog Feed” on the right, you just get the blogs you subscribe to – not all that other junk that is showing up.

  • Reply emelia March 30, 2016 at 10:04 am

    Omg the water balloon one…HAHAHAHHHA, that’s straight hilarious. YES, I was like what is going onnnn Bloglovin,this isn’t facebook!! So annoying!

  • Reply Lindsay Latimer March 30, 2016 at 10:11 am

    Cadbury mini eggs are my weakness! They’re so good! I HATE the new Bloglovin’ feature. It’s so cluttered that it actually angers me. I actually tried to use Feedly the other day but didn’t get it! That last pic… I’m dying!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista March 30, 2016 at 10:51 am

    Any meme with Kermit in it is a total win! And I hear ya on the candy this time of year, huge weakness of mine! And ugh… Bloglovin! I never got fully on board with their reader because it always has so many glitches, I love the ease up going to blogger.com which is where I write/edit my posts and check stats. I love having it all in one place, butttttt then I miss my fav gals who are on wordpress so I have to type in your URL’s. The struggle is real 😛

  • Reply Jessi March 30, 2016 at 11:35 am

    Thank you for curating the best memes and ecards for us, I don’t have the time to go hunting and I appreciate that you find such joy through it. We didn’t do the Easter clearance candy this year as we’re doing a post-Easter re-Lent challenge AND we still have clearance halloween candy in our pantry!! But it IS the best, with the speckled eggs and all! I stopped using Bloglovin’ a long time ago and my faves are just bookmarked to my chrome browser. It means I read a lot less but at least I’m reading what’s important to me!

  • Reply Dani March 30, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    I’m with Erin- I don’t really use Bloglovin either. I follow the blogs on the sidebar of my blog regularly, and the ones I follow on BL occasionally. I’m pissed at Instagram for these damn “turn on notifications” posts- I hate notifications on my phone. And I do the same thing with looking at all the gifs- it’s a black hole but always makes for great entertainment! LOL @ the 10 min at work one!

  • Reply mandie March 30, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Oh my gosh, I need to stay away from the clearance Easter candy as well – Reese’s Eggs & the big Cadbury Eggs are my weaknesses. So…damn…good! Ha!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph March 30, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    I’ve been off of soup most of the year. I’m a fan of the random lunches. And BUTTER. Butter is king.

    I love feedly. It took a little to get used to but bloglovin’ was never a favorite. I still miss google reader.

  • Reply kristen March 30, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    okay so i am not seeing the bloglovin thing everyone is complaining about? i have my bloglovin peeps in groups and i read posts by groups or individual blogs, so maybe it is only on the feed and that’s why i am missing it? i hate the sponsored shit though. i tried to use feedly too and was not a fan. plus, everyone has a bloglovin button on their blog, not a feedly button. hahaaha. jk.
    english muffins are the best! i would eat them all in one sitting so i don’t buy them haha.
    and lol @ mac. we totally laugh at our cats when they do stupid shit. like they’ll just be sitting there and then freak out and it’s hilarious the way the skid across the floor and into walls. silly kitties.
    the using fuck as a comma was me this morning lol.

  • Reply Erin LFF March 30, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Easter candy is for SURE the best seasonal candy around, I’m with you there! (As I unwrap another bag of skittles….) For BlogLovin, I have people categorized in groups and when I read in groups I don’t see the likes/etc, so maybe try that? I think you can click on “Blog Feed” too and it will leave that crap out!

  • Reply Stephanie March 30, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Bloglovin is stupid. Feedly took me a bit to get used to but now I love it so much more. I only use bloglovin to follow my friends because I know it’s nice to see the number go up so I like to support them. But read everything through Feedly!

  • Reply Jessica @ Pleas(e) & Carrots March 30, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Easter candy is the best! I am so seeing if CVS has any peanut M&Ms tonight!

  • Reply Rach @ This Italian Family March 30, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Oh my goodness, my dog totally runs into stuff all the time too and we totally laugh at him. 😉 Though he’s never growled at the door afterward. That made me laugh!

    I used to love Google Reader so I was really bummed when it disappeared. Thankfully Feedly is really similar to it so Feedly actually works for me. Bummer about Bloglovin’!

  • Reply kathy @ more coffee, less talky March 30, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    this is the first time all day since i’ve been able to read my blog feed because STUPID WORK!!!!

    i never use bloglovin – i hate the UI and the fact that they push shit in my face! i use feedly.

  • Reply Liz Jo March 31, 2016 at 11:06 am

    And yes to candy!! I had to ask Kyle to hide all of ours so I’d stop eating it.

    you know I jumped on the bloglovin feed because so many people raved about it, but I barely use it! I actually just the dedicated reading list in blogger and find it far more to the point of what I want.

    Your eccards are hilarious!!! They always describe how I feel.

    liz @ j for joiner

  • Reply Katie March 31, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Ugh I hear ya on Bloglovin, I was so confused at first at to what I was looking at. It takes me long enough to scroll through to read what I need to read!! Yay for all the Easter candy — especially now that it’s all on sale!!

  • Reply Jess March 31, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Cinnamon raisin thomas muffins with butter. I didn’t know I needed this in my life until just now. Sounds soo good. I might have to go find a bagel and butter tomorrow.

  • Reply Ashley @ The Wandering Weekenders April 2, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    Ugh I hate that Bloglovin added the extra feeds! It’s so annoying! And the Easter candy really is awesome! I’ve been steering clear of the candy aisles though because I know that I won’t be able to say no!

  • Reply Teh Megan April 19, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    I know this is so from a mabillionty years ago, but even I giggled at your dog running into the door. Phil and Meri both ran into the screened in porch when we moved to SC and I almost died.

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