–While doing my fall TV post yesterday, I learned that Twisted was cancelled. Sadness came over me. Then anger. WTF ABC Family. You ended a show without a real finale!!! I have no clue what happens after all my invested time watching. It makes me so angry!!!!
–I am also angry with Jillian right now. Work out 7 and 8 of Body Revolution are ridiculous! I am fairly certain she is trying to kill me!!! I was actually excited that today was cardio day, it is sort of a break from the insanity! And you know how much I HATE cardio! WTF Jillian?!
She be like:
And I am like:
–The highlight of my day during the week is my afternoon snack, a Quest bar. Be it cookie dough, cookies and cream, strawberry cheesecake, apple pie or raspberry white chocolate…it tricks me into thinking I am eating dessert when in fact I am trying to get my protein levels up! That is what I call winning!
–Every time I wear my nude Michael Kors wedges I swear it will be my last. I can walk just fine in them, but they pinch/rub the bone that sticks out on the inside of my feet so bad. It never fails, one morning I look at them in my closet and cant remember why I don’t wear them because they feel fine walking around the house. Then around 1:00pm at work I am like oh yeah….this is why!!!!!! But they are so pretty!!!!!
The culprits:
Why you gotta hurt so bad?
Oh well, what do the say? In the name of fashion! Or some crap…
Confessions in ecard
Does anyone else feel like saying this while ordering?
Or do you feel like this when you are cleaning???
This is so damn true!!!
Tell me about it!
Go link up with Kathy and Liz because on Wednesdays we link up with those bitches! Duh!
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remember that huge spider picture i sent you? marius was trying to get that sucker back outside but he dropped it on the kitchen floor and that bastard was FAST and was running all over the kitchen WTF so i hollered UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO LOSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER! YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT ASSHOLE IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE HE WILL NOT RUN LOOSE IN THIS HOUSE!!!
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
Love the wedges… the things we do to ourselves in the name of fashion!!
I throw shoes like that out. I can’t! I did it yesterday. LOL. I walked in the door, took them off, threw them out, and put flip flops on.
I hate when people state the obvious to me. It’s obvious guac will always be extra. Get your shit together, restaurants.
HAHAHAHA! That jillian picture is 100% true! She totally tries to kill you and you’re like I’M F(#$*)# TRYING BIATCH!
Quest bars are amazing, so delicious!
I hate when shoes hurt but look so pretty, that’s the worst!
lol to the guac is extra haha i’m like stop talking and give me my moneys worth of guac.
those wedges are super cute – i have a pair of wedges that i do the exact same thing with, why dont i wear you? but for me, they pinch my toes because my feet slide down. stupid shoes.
Haha yes! I love the memes. Guac? Give it to me! I miss Carmen San Diego…where’d all the good TV go??
Ugh I hate when they cancel my shows and don’t even give me a resolution! I need closure, people!
I need to try Quest bars, they sound so yummy!
Oh I hate pretty but painful shoes! But I wear them anyway! Cuz they’re pretty!
Lost spiders in my room ::shudders::
The shoe thing is the worst!! I hate when I haven’t worn a pair because I had forgotten how much they pinched my feet and then I’m like I hate you and will throw you away as soon as I get home – but yet I never do and the cycle continues!
I just laughed until tears came to my eyes over the “guac” money throwing card. God, truest story ever! Anyone who has ever been to Mexican EVER knows it’s $2 extra- BRING ME THE FUCKING GUAC, MAN!
oh and I also laughed hysterically over the Jillian picture (truest story ever, that bitch) and then the cat picture. (also truest ever)
Well, now that song is in my head. LA face with Oakland booty *skritchy skritchy*….
I have at least 3 pairs of those shoes. That I try to wear all the time. Why can’twe just figure it out?!
Oh Jillian, she makes you hurt so good. I totally type song lyrics into google trying to remember them. Who ever doesn’t say Bless You when a dog sneezes is not to be trusted! Just Sayin!
Haha I always say bless you when Hawkeye sneezes 🙂
WHERE do the spiders in your room go?! It keeps me up at night!
OMG I knew Twisted was cancelled and was so mad when I found out, I hate when shows do that! Did you watch that show 1600 Penn? It got cancelled and the ending was such a shock and I was so upset!
Jillian is so hard core! I don’t blame you! Also, I hate when shows end without a proper ending, I feel like I invested myself in it for no reason! Boo!
I’m still on edge waiting to see if ABC Family will cancel The Fosters.
Ohhhhh they are so pretty!!!! Why do they have to be so difficult? I love Quest bars! Did I tell you (blonde moment) that someone told me they are better when you soften them so I threw it in the microwave…..with the wrapper……and there is like tinfoil on the inside……it wasn’t my finest moment……
My roommate sliced her toe open with a knife last month and had to get stitches all in the effort to kill a spider. She actually dropped a knife on her toe while trying to reach for a paper towel to kill it, and when I came downstairs to see why she had yelled/screamed, her first statement was, “KILL THE SPIDER! It’s on the chair!” I tried to argue since she was sitting on the floor bleeding, but she insisted. My first question was, “Were you trying to kill the spider.. on the chair… with a knife??”
There’s a certain baindaid brand for shoes like that–they’re like blister miracles or something. They stop shoes from rubbing and are like for real miracle workers. If I see them again I’ll email you a pic!
yup your e-cards never disappoint hahah