Kitten reaction to windshield wipers

–I can’t stand when I am in a car and the windshield wipers are on faster than needed. The sound of them scraping the window is maddening to me and I must stop it immediately. I don’t care if I am not the driver, I will shut that shit off so fast!


–I sort of love that this is my view on my way home to work. Nothing like passing by a farm. So peaceful. You know you live outside the city limits when you pass a field of cows.

–Speaking of cows, when I was in 5th grade, we were in Canada for a few weeks while my dad worked. (Hawkesbury, ON) Anyways, we actually drove past some cows and my dad informed my sister and I that french cows said oom instead of moo. We totally believed him. Asshole. Every time we drove past that field, Tracy and I would roll down our windows and try to hear the “french cows.”

–Sometimes I get a hankering for something and I just have to have it. NOTHING will satiate me until I get what I want. This happened Monday night. Chris was on his way home and I asked him out of complete desperation to please pick me up some Starbursts on his way. He obliged, so sweet! I guess I will keep him around.


–Some people (ehhem, Lauren) called me out on Monday morning when they discovered that World of Beer was not on our Saturday agenda. In fact, no beer was consumed this weekend. I just….didn’t want any. Crazy, right?

On Monday when I walked in to my office, my co-worker doesn’t even say hi he just says, “How was World of Beer this weekend.”

I said, “Oddly enough we didn’t go. I didn’t even have a beer this weekend”

He said “No beer??? What are you even doing with your life?!”

Don’t worry, I plan on fixing that Friday night. No worries.

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  • Reply Yalanda @ Laugh Anyway August 6, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Those eCards cartoons are my absolute FAVORITE! If you like them you should check out Anne Taintor, those are funny too!

  • Reply Kelli August 6, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    The windshield wiper noise drives me nuts too, especially when it’s wet enough to need wipers but not wet enough to keep them from squeaking.

  • Reply Laura August 6, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Damn right you’re fixing that on Friday! Love the offending e-card, because it’s true! Also the French cow story had me rolling! Dads– we always believe what they say!

  • Reply Kristen August 6, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    oh poor kitties.
    i HATE when the window wipers are too fast as well, i hate even more when i see it on another car i’m like TURN YOUR WIPERS DOWN/OFF.
    hahahaha the french cows saying oom instead of moo. that is beyond perfect.
    thats so funny about no beer last weekend, i didnt even notice, maybe thats because i match you drink for drink and just assumed you kept beer a secret? lol.
    now i want starbursts. KC would never stop for me. he’d stop and get me a banana, but not junk food. assbutt.

  • Reply Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions August 6, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    OMG those gifs with the cats are ridiculously funny!! Great view for work /home commute πŸ™‚

  • Reply joey August 6, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    I’m so glad i’m not the only one who texts my husband for random desperate cravings!! I’m totally the same way!

  • Reply SMD @ Life According to Steph August 6, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Starburst – great loves of mine.

    hahahaha ooom. oooom

  • Reply chelsea August 6, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    The windshield wipers..yes!! There needs to be speeds in between slow and fast!

  • Reply kathy@vodka and soda August 6, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    hahahahaha those ecards are the best! those damn french canadians! cows included πŸ˜€ it’s ok, i can say that because i’m canadian.

    thanks for linking up!
    Vodka and Soda

  • Reply brittanyssp August 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    OMG YES on the windshield wiper thing. Drives me batty. Also, that is a great view for the drive home. I live in a fairly rural area too and it’s so peaceful to pass by all the fields. Clearly, I was not meant for city life.

  • Reply Helene August 6, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    haha I am the exact same way about food!! and i love that view πŸ™‚

  • Reply Lindsay | Broke and Bougie August 6, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    haha no beer weekend! What is happening!?!?!?! are you ok!?

    I also HATE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS. I feel like they’re going to just fly right off

  • Reply hannah @ TheBraidedBandit August 6, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    That Michelle Full House meme is the best thing ever! Hope you’re having a wonderful day! xo Hannah

    p.s. I am holding a giveaway over on my blog for a $50 gift card to my vintage shop, a flower crown, and a handmade necklace if you feel like stopping by πŸ™‚

  • Reply brooke lyn August 6, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    your dad sounds like my kind of people oooooomm

  • Reply Morgan August 6, 2014 at 6:41 pm

    My sweet tooth strikes the same way!! Usually it happens after dinner when we are watching a show and literally have NOTHING sweet in the house!

  • Reply Heather (@mylittlehea) August 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    You had me at the kitties and the windshield wipers, too funny! Then the eCards – the PC one and the 5 seconds card are sooo me! Love!

  • Reply Krystal August 6, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    Those. cat. gifs. are. awesome!!!!!!! haha

  • Reply Kenzie Smith August 6, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    Those cat gifs are hilarious but I am so with you on the windshield wiper thing. I can’t stand when they are going too fast or are squeaking.
    Love those hilarious e-cards!

  • Reply Tricia Coniglio August 6, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    uuuggghh with the wiper blades. Sometimes I am totally embarrassed to admit that I hardly drink that much anymore. Not because I want to be a lush but because it makes me feel old that I am slowing down so much that I have ‘real life’ stuff to do. And I kinda like being able to remember the things I do- rather than relying on pics.

  • Reply Kate August 6, 2014 at 11:46 pm

    Laughing at your dad’s cow trick- sounds like something my dad would do!

  • Reply Jess August 7, 2014 at 5:38 am

    Bahaha that first cat cracks me up. I would love that view on the way home. What a relaxing drive. I used to have similar when I lived in the South, but it has now been replaced by an interstate view x).

  • Reply Lauren August 7, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    I mean I was shocked at no WOB but no beer at all? You okay? πŸ˜‰ And DAMN Chris delivered on the Starbursts!

  • Reply Kerry August 7, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    French cows!! Bwahaha!! No beer?! Were you ill?! πŸ˜‰ Those 5 seconds after a call are priceless. It’s still not Friday! πŸ™

  • Reply Amanda Elizabeth August 7, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Mark bought me those damn cookies with the icing in them…..gone in two days. What an asshole right? πŸ˜‰

  • Reply Duckie August 11, 2014 at 1:23 am

    Lmfao at the French cows!!

    And I am the same way when it comes to cravings. Like, if I don’t get it, nothing else will taste as good! Currently I’m craving strawberry poptarts.

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