–I can’t stand when I am in a car and the windshield wipers are on faster than needed. The sound of them scraping the window is maddening to me and I must stop it immediately. I don’t care if I am not the driver, I will shut that shit off so fast!
–I sort of love that this is my view on my way home to work. Nothing like passing by a farm. So peaceful. You know you live outside the city limits when you pass a field of cows.
–Speaking of cows, when I was in 5th grade, we were in Canada for a few weeks while my dad worked. (Hawkesbury, ON) Anyways, we actually drove past some cows and my dad informed my sister and I that french cows said oom instead of moo. We totally believed him. Asshole. Every time we drove past that field, Tracy and I would roll down our windows and try to hear the “french cows.”
–Sometimes I get a hankering for something and I just have to have it. NOTHING will satiate me until I get what I want. This happened Monday night. Chris was on his way home and I asked him out of complete desperation to please pick me up some Starbursts on his way. He obliged, so sweet! I guess I will keep him around.
–Some people (ehhem, Lauren) called me out on Monday morning when they discovered that World of Beer was not on our Saturday agenda. In fact, no beer was consumed this weekend. I just….didn’t want any. Crazy, right?
On Monday when I walked in to my office, my co-worker doesn’t even say hi he just says, “How was World of Beer this weekend.”
I said, “Oddly enough we didn’t go. I didn’t even have a beer this weekend”
He said “No beer??? What are you even doing with your life?!”
Don’t worry, I plan on fixing that Friday night. No worries.
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Those eCards cartoons are my absolute FAVORITE! If you like them you should check out Anne Taintor, those are funny too!
The windshield wiper noise drives me nuts too, especially when it’s wet enough to need wipers but not wet enough to keep them from squeaking.
Damn right you’re fixing that on Friday! Love the offending e-card, because it’s true! Also the French cow story had me rolling! Dads– we always believe what they say!
oh poor kitties.
i HATE when the window wipers are too fast as well, i hate even more when i see it on another car i’m like TURN YOUR WIPERS DOWN/OFF.
hahahaha the french cows saying oom instead of moo. that is beyond perfect.
thats so funny about no beer last weekend, i didnt even notice, maybe thats because i match you drink for drink and just assumed you kept beer a secret? lol.
now i want starbursts. KC would never stop for me. he’d stop and get me a banana, but not junk food. assbutt.
OMG those gifs with the cats are ridiculously funny!! Great view for work /home commute 🙂
I’m so glad i’m not the only one who texts my husband for random desperate cravings!! I’m totally the same way!
Starburst – great loves of mine.
hahahaha ooom. oooom
The windshield wipers..yes!! There needs to be speeds in between slow and fast!
hahahahaha those ecards are the best! those damn french canadians! cows included 😀 it’s ok, i can say that because i’m canadian.
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OMG YES on the windshield wiper thing. Drives me batty. Also, that is a great view for the drive home. I live in a fairly rural area too and it’s so peaceful to pass by all the fields. Clearly, I was not meant for city life.
haha I am the exact same way about food!! and i love that view 🙂
haha no beer weekend! What is happening!?!?!?! are you ok!?
I also HATE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS. I feel like they’re going to just fly right off
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your dad sounds like my kind of people oooooomm
My sweet tooth strikes the same way!! Usually it happens after dinner when we are watching a show and literally have NOTHING sweet in the house!
You had me at the kitties and the windshield wipers, too funny! Then the eCards – the PC one and the 5 seconds card are sooo me! Love!
Those. cat. gifs. are. awesome!!!!!!! haha
Those cat gifs are hilarious but I am so with you on the windshield wiper thing. I can’t stand when they are going too fast or are squeaking.
Love those hilarious e-cards!
uuuggghh with the wiper blades. Sometimes I am totally embarrassed to admit that I hardly drink that much anymore. Not because I want to be a lush but because it makes me feel old that I am slowing down so much that I have ‘real life’ stuff to do. And I kinda like being able to remember the things I do- rather than relying on pics.
Laughing at your dad’s cow trick- sounds like something my dad would do!
Bahaha that first cat cracks me up. I would love that view on the way home. What a relaxing drive. I used to have similar when I lived in the South, but it has now been replaced by an interstate view x).
I mean I was shocked at no WOB but no beer at all? You okay? 😉 And DAMN Chris delivered on the Starbursts!
French cows!! Bwahaha!! No beer?! Were you ill?! 😉 Those 5 seconds after a call are priceless. It’s still not Friday! 🙁
Mark bought me those damn cookies with the icing in them…..gone in two days. What an asshole right? 😉
Lmfao at the French cows!!
And I am the same way when it comes to cravings. Like, if I don’t get it, nothing else will taste as good! Currently I’m craving strawberry poptarts.